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Chapter 3 - Chapter 3 - .... What street are you from?

Public Security Bureau of Heishui Town, City B.

"Xie Yu guardian?"

"I'm his mother." Gu Xuelan stood in the police station and was obviously a little cramped. "Is he okay, is he injured? How much medical expenses? Anyway, as long as he can let him go immediately."

The policewoman didn't even lift her head, and skillfully took out a piece of paper from the folder on the right hand side and patted it on the table: "These are different. Fill in the form first."

After a while, when the policewoman was done with her work, she closed her pen cap and raised her head and said, "Your son is very powerful. He beats five people by one person, and all of them are concealed injuries. No I can't tell when I go to the hospital."

Gu Xuelan was stiff and didn't know what expression to make.

The policewoman looked at her up and down, and asked casually, "Are you not locals?"

Gu Xuelan said: "We...are from City A."

The plot of Xie Yu's fight this time was not serious. Although the little brothers who called the police kept saying how their eldest brother was bullied and beaten on the ground, the policemen who took the transcript were questioning.

They have received countless calls to the police, and for the first time they encountered this kind of "victim": colorful chicken coop heads, earrings and nose rings, a smell of smoke all over their body, and domineering left green dragon and right white tiger tattoos on their arms. Especially through the ID card numbers they gave themselves, as soon as they found out, there were several unscrupulous young people with criminal records.

"What you said is true?"

"It's true, it's absolutely true. Our eldest brother can't stand up yet."

So they turned their gazes to the odious man on the lounge sofa with a golden "dog chain" tied to his neck. The man clutched his stomach and wailed: "It hurts me, oops." Hey...I'm bullying the honest people, why are kids doing this...it hurts, it hurts to talk."

"..."

Gu Xuelan filled out the form and signed her name in the lower right corner.

The female police said: "Okay, you can wait here, your son has not finished the trial."

Gu Xuelan squeezed her handbag. She didn't want to stay here any longer: "Isn't the trial finished yet?" After receiving the call, she rushed over from City A, a full two-hour drive.

The policewoman glanced at her: "The confession between the two parties did not match."

In the waiting room.

Xie Yu repeated for the third time: "I didn't beat him."

During these two hours, Hu had experienced such unpredictable life, and also felt what it was like to fuck. The kid in front of him who had just gone to high school taught him a class-what is shameless.

He sat opposite Xie Yu. The long table was quite wide. He slapped his palm on the table and yelled as if he was about to lift the roof: "——Fuck/Your mother! Policeman! He lied!"

The police are not easy to provoke. Working in the jurisdiction of Heishui Street, no matter how gentle the temperament is, the edges and corners have been sharpened: "What the fuck, sit down for me, what do you look like! If it doesn't work, get out of me. , Did you speak."

Brother Hu sat back reluctantly.

The police turned his head to look at the "weak boy" opposite Brother Hu, and his voice lowered a little: "Xie Yu, right? Don't be afraid. He dare not do anything to you with us."

Xie Yu said quietly and very politely: "Thank you, uncle police."

Brother Tiger was so angry that he could not wait to jump over the table and rush in front of him, tearing off the man's hypocritical mask: "Don't fucking act, the one being beaten is me, and I am the victim!"

The police patted the table with the folder: "If you make any noise, get out of here! Look at how you scare people and children!"

Xie Yu shivered quite cooperatively, pretending to be frightened by the underworld. Although the acting was very unconcerned, the effect was remarkable.

Fake, all fake! You are blind!

Brother Tiger was roaring in his heart.

What kind of monster is this man! Have you been so good at wearing sheep's clothing at a young age!

This is a damn wolf!

When Xie Yu went out, it was almost dark. He didn't take any responsibility, and he was perfect.

With the help of the aunts at the wholesale market, Brother Hu was convicted of the crime, and the wounds he was beaten to his body were also found to be "the ghost knows where he was beaten by whom", so he had to pay 500 yuan and write After obtaining the letter of guarantee, we thoroughly reviewed and vowed never to trouble the people of Heishui Street again, changed their minds, and re-behaved.

Brother Hu pouted his ass and lay on the table. He had a Xinhua dictionary at hand. If he couldn't write words, he turned the dictionary. They didn't let him write pinyin.

It can be said to be an extremely humiliating experience in life.

When Xie Yu was walking outside, he was stopped by Brother Tiger.

The policeman, holding a baton in his hand, was on guard all the way, and sternly warned: "Chen Xionghu! What do you want to do?"

"What am I not doing, you are holding me around? What can I do, I just want to talk to him." After that, Brother Tiger stared at Xie Yu and asked without giving up, "...Which way are you on?" "

Xie Yu stopped and looked at him with a complicated look that was collectively called idiot.

Brother Hu asked again, reluctantly, "Which way are you on earth?!" He felt that the social power behind this man was unfathomable, and he had to know which god he had provoked this time, and died. You have to understand.

Under the scorching eyes of Brother Tiger, Xie Yu opened his mouth slowly: "Me? I'm on the road of Chinese socialism."

Brother Tiger: "..."

There was a familiar silver-white Bentley parked in front of the police station. Gu Xuelan was sitting in the car, and her profile was faintly visible from outside the window.

Xie Yu got in the car: "Mom."

Gu Xuelan didn't speak.

Xie Yu continued: "Actually, you don't need to come over today, I know how to end it."

Brother Tiger, he knew from the very beginning that this person was bluffing. The real ruthless character would not proudly talk about "I squatted in prison" all day long, and he would not drink alcohol while there was no talent in Guangzhou Trade. Dare to come. In the end, he was so stupid to call the police.

There was silence in the air. After the car drove out for a while, Gu Xuelan said, "Do you still know that I am your mother? What are you doing here again when you have nothing to do? Finally, the police said that you were not the one who beat you...you were the one who beat you. "

Xie Yu leaned back and said in an indifferent tone: "I was the one who beat me. Do you think I am embarrassed?"

Gu Xuelan grasped the edge of the plush car mat with her finger joints protruding, and after a pause she still said cruelly: "Yes, I feel ashamed! If you know you are ashamed, don't always do such a shame!"

The driver sighed in front, and said to the rescue: "Second Young Master, don't talk back to your wife. The wife has been worried about you on the way here, for fear that something will happen to you, something is wrong."

Xie Yu wants to say, don't call me the second young master, I am not the second young master of your Zhong family.

Every time he heard these two words, he felt uncomfortable all over, as if he was forced to wear an unfitting dress, strangling his neck and out of breath.

Gu Xuelan calmed down and changed the subject: "I have found a few make-up teachers for you. From tomorrow until school starts, you should not go anywhere, stay at home and study hard. You know your current grade and what level you are."

Xie Yu said: "No need, my grades are just like that, don't waste your thoughts."

Gu Xuelan: "You are not willing to arrange for you to go abroad. Stay in the country and see what you do all day. A puddle of mud can't stick to the wall. Tell me what you want to do?!"

The car slowly drove into the underground garage. This is a private villa, surrounded by green mountains and green water. It rained a few days ago, and the water mist has not cleared, and the wetness is blowing.

Xie Yula got out of the car and replied: "I know my own business."

Gu Xuelan was frustrated by his attitude, and the driver persuaded: "Boys in the rebellious period are unavoidable. They are so sharp and sharp. My child used to be like this. It's just fine to get past it, and be sensible. ."

Gu Xuelan sat in the car and rubbed her temples, speechless.

——Thank you, thank you boss, he said that he would come to see me, and I went into the game. I was so fucking moved.

——Have you come out of the game, do you want your buddies to come and fish you?

The sender Leizi.

Xie Yu looked down at the text message as he entered the room.

He was busy changing clothes and didn't have time to type, so he dialed directly.

At this point, Leizi should still be helping out at the barbecue stall.

Sure enough, after the call was connected, it was not Leizi's voice that caught my ears, but I didn't know who was saying "Ten more lamb".

"Here comes, ten skewers of lamb at table three."

Leizi pulled his apron when he finished speaking, bent over and slipped out from the back door: "Thank you, boss, are you okay? Are you home? I rely on this game to get in as soon as possible. I have a temper for ten years."

Xie Yugang took off his T-shirt and left his upper body naked: "What can I do? By the way, you find someone to stare at that dog brother, I'm afraid he will trouble Aunt Mei again."

"Brother Dog?" Lei Zi pondered twice before realizing, "You mean Brother Tiger?"

Xie Yu: "It's all the same."

Lei Zi: "It's a bit bad."

Lei Zi asked again: "You used to be like this and couldn't remember other people's names. Do you still remember my name?"

Xie Yu: "Zhou Dalei, are you sick?"

"Just remember it, I always feel that depending on your urine, maybe you can really forget it."

Leizi found a small plastic bench, sat there, took out the root of Zhonghua from his pocket, held it in his mouth, and continued: "Where does Aunt Mei need my protection, it is almost the same for her to cover me. I am at most a barbecue stall. The little prince, she is the famous sister on Heishui Street."

Xie Yu noticed that there was clearly something in his words: "What?"

"You left early, don't you know that Aunt Mei found someone and stripped his family. Anyone who squatted in jail and killed someone was all bluffing. He just stole something and was captured by the owner on the spot. Live...I don't think he can get along in Heishui Street. How can the protection fee for this piece be so easy to collect."

Xie Yu put the phone on the bed, ready to change his pants.

Lei Zi was talking, not knowing if he smoked too lonely, he suddenly sighed with emotion: "I remembered the time when our brothers were together, it was a good time. But I am also happy for you, Zhong's family is here. The famous trenches in City A have opened branches in City B. Your mother can take you to marry in... You don't have to worry about food and clothing, and you don't have to hide debts everywhere."

Xie Yu didn't take off his pants anymore, he let go of his hands, and fell on the bed. The chandelier was dazzling, I don't know if I was asking others or myself: "Really."

Leizi was so noisy that he didn't hear what he said at all. He inhaled his last cigarette and got up and said, "Thank you, boss, I won't talk to you anymore. The number three table has started to urge you. Damn, there is a way to smash the table. , Be careful that I take out the charcoal and hit his face..."

The call was dropped.

Xie Yu lay on the bed in a daze.

It took a long time to grab his hair and was about to get up to take a bath. I felt a hard small square from my trouser pocket, and I found it to be a leaflet—the small yellow advertisement that was so angry that I didn't have time to throw it away.

Unexpectedly, it was not going to promote any naked/chat software, because he caught a glimpse of the four bold and enlarged black fonts at the bottom of the leaflet: The King of Hegemony.

Xie Yu raised his brows, feeling that this method of selling dog meat by selling sheep's head was very new.

He turned the flyer over.

It says on the reverse side: Here are the latest and most complete Mathematical Olympiad questions, the most thrilling battle, covering all subjects of language, mathematics, English, physics, and hundreds of professors carefully compiled the questions, giving you an unexpected trap experience. There is no hardest thing. Harder.

Will you be the king of inscriptions we look forward to?

God is not mysterious! Not irritating! Good brother~ah~ come on~

Xie Yu: "..."