The full-service scrambled king symbol "Pangu Sword" was thus abandoned at the foot of Wild Boar Mountain.
Zhou Dalei felt that his heart had been stabbed with a sword, and it was still the kind of pierced whole, commonly known as the heart-piercing.
A group of internet addicted teenagers who have fallen into the game almost rushed to grab the mouse of the police uncle, but the remaining reason is still pulling them: no, it's not appropriate, it can't fight, don't want to die. Don't hold back.
The police pointed at the computer screen again. In the screen, a wild boar was running around next to the shining Pangu magic knife: "It is just a virtual prop. I don't object to your teenagers playing games, but you must play properly and have the right value. Concept. Let's continue talking about returning to a harmonious society, a harmonious society..."
After half an hour of ideological education, their minds are full of the four characters of harmonious society, and they are going around in circles.
Xie Yu squatted very tired, and took advantage of the time when no one was paying attention, and sat down on the ground directly.
Zhou Dalei Yuguang caught this subtle movement: "Old Xie, you are lazy."
Xie Yu patted the ground beside her and said, "Sit down too."
"..." Zhou Dalei hesitated for two seconds, then screamed, "I don't dare, I'm afraid he will let me log on to my game account and then throw away all the other equipment I have worked so hard on. My weak heart cannot bear it. Such a blow."
Xie Yu: "Come out."
When the education is almost done, the police wants to check and accept his own educational achievements. He coughed in front and cleared his throat, and then asked loudly as a military training instructor: "I ask one question, and everyone answers one sentence, what is a harmonious society? "
No one can answer.
I just listened to a lot of harmonious society, and I didn't say that I should focus on preparing for the test. Wherever I remember, it would be nice to be able to squat and listen.
"Yes Yes Yes...?"
The word "Yes" was pronounced one after another, up and down, and full of emotions, and no one continued to say it for a long time.
The police glanced at the group of people, and personally answered, "What about the pacifist just now, did you know?"
He Chao was a little sleepy when he heard it, his eyes squinted, and his name was called before he raised his head and looked forward: "Me?"
The policeman said: "Just you, you answer."
He Chao didn't even know what the topic was, and no one had any idea to remind him when he looked around. After thinking about it, he replied, "I choose C."
"..."
Because of He Chao's answer, the number of words for everyone's review rose from two thousand to three thousand.
The environment for writing a review is also very bad, and the table is not given, and it is resolved on the spot. Xie Yu put the paper on his knees, a little harder, and the pen made a hole in the paper.
Write a few lines and tie one, Xie Yu finally frowned impatiently when he reached the second page: "Fuck."
"Don't be irritable, my friend, calm down." He Chao was opposite Xie Yu, and his posture in writing a review was also very strange. The handwriting under his pen almost flew up wildly, but he said calmly, "Life That's it, there are often many problems that you can't imagine, but we can overcome...Fuck! Overcome a dick, is this paper so fragile? It will crack without pulling it."
Xie Yu raised his eyes and saw that most of the A4 paper that He Chao was pressing with his hand was cracked. The content on it made people wonder if he had learned Chinese. Looking at the posture, he could not wait for a line of words. Connect them with a continuous pen.
He Chao pulled out a piece of paper and put it on the ground again. A little brother next to him was obviously overwhelmed by his "good word". He leaned over and stared at him for a long time. Then the little brother was amazed: "I said Why do you write so fast, what are these things?"
He Chao said, "Is it handsome?"
Xie Yu: "It's really rare for you to have this confidence."
Zhou Dalei was boring to write, and he came over to chat: "Hey, this handsome turned brother, I heard that you are their boss?"
He Chao stopped and raised his head. He opened his neckline wide and had a red string around his neck. Following the momentum, he took a piece of jade and drew it out. The jade pendant is simple in shape, just like a circular safety buckle: "Boss? It's not a bar, I met in the Internet cafe and occasionally played games together."
Now Ziwu has also been thrown away. Everyone is not acquainted with each other and sitting here again to share adversity. It is fate, but Zhou Dalei still couldn't help asking: "You have a part in grabbing Ziwu?"
"I'm not so idle, I'm full, and staying at the hidden BOSS resurrection point without sleep for three days," He Chao said again, "but buddy, I'm really sorry, this idea was indeed my idea. It was a joke at the time. I didn't expect them to be so persistent."
Hearing that the group of people said they wanted the Pangu Magic Sword but couldn't beat the hidden BOSS, he just said casually: Go grab it.
Unexpectedly, it really provided them with new ideas.
Zhou Dalei didn't quite understand: "——You still came out to provoke before the fight."
He Chao said: "Since you are going to fight, then fight hard. Don't you, your atmosphere is not right at first. I will come out and adjust, my friend, I really have no other meaning."
Zhou Dalei: "..." Why does this sound so strange.
Xie Yu: "Thank you so much."
He Chao: "You're welcome."
It was almost evening when the review was handed in, because someone was writing very slowly, and all of these reviews had to be submitted before they could leave, so those who finished writing first would just wait on the side.
"A mere three thousand words can knock you down, or you are not a man," He Chao tried to point him at first, but later admitted that this man and child were not teachable, "I can't write a review, I was wrong, I deeply Recognizing the mistake, I promise not to do it again next time, and then look forward to your future-write, I say you write."
Xie Yu stood by with cold eyes and watched. After others had finished writing three thousand words, this man wrote the beginning. He didn't have as many words as He Chao, and he almost cried out with just one sentence: "You tell me, have you really finished the nine-year compulsory education."
"..."
"Are you all here?" The policeman received another call before and went out to deal with something. He held the thick stack of review books, looked through it at random, and said, "Okay, that's it. Read it. You are the first offenders. The organization has decided to give you a chance to reform. I hope that this kind of thing will not happen again in the future. Whether you are a minor or not, you must take responsibility for your actions."
Everyone rushed: "Yes, yes, thank you, uncle police."
"Not next time."
"We must always keep in mind the four core elements and eight basic points of a harmonious society."
"In this way, you stand in two rows as you did when you came," the policeman said.
Zhou Dalei wondered, is this asking everyone to go out neatly together? It really is a place that pays attention to order.
Xie Yu and He Chao stood face to face according to their original positions-this person didn't know when they put on the masks again, only showing two eyes outside.
After everyone stood up, the police threw a heavy piece of news and bombed them to the bottom of their bodies: "Our police station pursues the education of love, based on the principle of love, and adopts some targeted measures against you children who are fighting. For example, shaking hands, hugging each other, saying I love you my friend, so that you can truly appreciate the meaning of the four words of a harmonious society. Children, the world is beautiful, and the world is full of love."
Xie Yu: "..."
He Chao: "..."
Zhou Dalei: "...?!" Is the police in this area too perverted?
Seven o'clock in the evening.
Xie Yu sat in the Lanzhou Ramen Noodle House, watching his mobile phone while waiting for Zhou Dalei to eat his second ramen.
"I'm really, I don't dare to fight in this area anymore," Zhou Dalei used chopsticks to peel open the onions and garlic, picked up the noodles and stuffed it into his mouth. He was slurred, "I'm so fucking scared."
Xie Yu put down the phone: "You'll talk after you finish eating."
Zhou Dalei swallowed the date without fear of being burnt: "I, Lei Zi, walked the rivers and lakes for 16 years, and this is the first time I met someone like this-I love you my friend? Can I give the rivers and lakes a way to survive."
The noodle-eating young man felt miserable as he spoke. At the end, all his emotions were condensed into one sentence: "I am not convinced by anyone. I will take the shameless brother in the game just now. How can he? So skilled?"
Xie Yu's face turned blue when he heard someone without skin.
Among all the people, He Chao is the one who has the least psychological burden and is the fastest.
He grasped Xie Yu's hand quite naturally, and embraced the other's shoulders sincerely, and said the seven words "I love you my friend" full and emotional, looking like a lost couple. Brothers for many years.
It was already dark, and a sudden wind blew in the evening, bringing some temperature to the hot day.
"Actually, I really don't care about a game equipment for the Ziwu today." Zhou Dalei's voice suddenly lowered. He put down his chopsticks and said, "You know, I can't study, I really read the textbook. The first two of them are mostly chicken feathers. My parents' barbecue booth is not a lot of work, it is really tiring to do, but what can I do, I can only play games, and I can also play games. , Selling game equipment...Xie boss, do you think it is possible for me to be a professional e-sports player?"
Xie Yu didn't speak, but listened quietly.
"Forget it, I'll just talk about it. No matter how good the game is, it can be considered a job." Zhou Dalei took a tissue from the side, wiped his mouth, and got up, "Let's go, it's late, go back quickly. Have you come out and tell your mother this time, she should be anxious again."
Zhou Dalei is usually a very heartless person. If you don't know him, he is a typical unlearned bastard.
When I was in secondary school, I caught up with a girl I liked. The girl happened to be in the second phase. I thought it was really bad to find a social friend. When the second phase was over, I thought that he was not good, that was not good, and she was really low. Xin said that he was really blind.
But Zhou Dalei, whom Xie Yu knew, was not like that.
"Leizi."
"Ok?"
"Do you like playing games."
"Like it."
"How do you feel about your strength?"
Zhou Dalei only thought Xie Yu was chatting with him blindly, and said casually: "How about the thief and the beef?"
As a result, Zhou Dalei went out so far and found that Xie Yu had not followed.
He turned his head and was about to shout, "What are you doing and can't leave, catch the bus", he heard this good brother stand ten meters away and say to him: "I think you can.
Zhou Dalei was startled.
Xie Yu smiled and said, "You are a thief."