Too much beating.
Listen to the tone of reason.
The two teams immediately fought each other and fought hard. Zhou Dalei couldn't wait to take off his shirt and shirtlessly and burn the energy of his whole body, let them know the fate of offending him: "Grab my Ziwu, grab my Ziwu, I will let you Grab my Ziwu!"
"No looting, can this be called looting? If your skills are not as good as people, you will be willing to go down, fuck. Your mother don't slap your face!"
In a melee--
Xie Yu watched the young man with a mask who was provoking the dispute and seemed to be exuding the old atmosphere, paddling in the water calmly, and left the battlefield after paddling. The paddling skills were quite superb, but he didn't. People found him slipping away silently.
When he walked out of the melee circle, he even raised his hand to straighten his hair.
Very focused on image.
"..."
In the summer, this person wore long-sleeved trousers and a mask on his face. He couldn't see his facial features clearly.
He obviously wanted to walk under the shade of the trees. Looking around, there was no sun in the place where Xie Yu was standing, so Xie Yu soon had another person beside him.
The mask is quite tall, half a head taller than Xie Yu.
He and Xie Yu stood side by side to watch the game, and then took out a lollipop from his pocket without hesitation. The pink color and the strawberry flavor are great. He peeled off the icing in twos or twos. The temperature was too high and the sugar melted a bit. Xie Yu smelled a sweet and greasy smell in the air.
Then the man pulled the open hood, draped the black cloth loosely on his chin, and ate with a lollipop for a while. He didn't have much patience to eat the candy. He bit it with his teeth for a while, and waited for a place to throw the trash. Later I realized that the person standing next to him might also be the player from the opposing camp who came to ask for Ziwu.
Xie Yu endured it for a while and didn't hold it back: "What to see."
Secretly staring at others and was told directly, the person did not have the slightest discomfort. He pulled the mask back on without changing his face, his fingers hooked on the edge of the cloth, the black cloth and the fingers were in sharp contrast, and the skin color looked abnormal. Bai: "Are you from their side too?"
Xie Yu said, "So what."
The mask thought for a while and said, "Friend, two tricks?"
The battle on the other side was fierce. To be honest, Xie Yu felt very embarrassed and didn't really want to do it: "Friend, I advise you to cherish life."
The mask folded the cuffs up twice, revealing a thin wrist: "It's a coincidence, I like to die."
After fighting for two rounds, Xie Yu had to admit that this man was unexpectedly good.
The posture of the dry frame is extremely neat, in one go, fast, ruthless, and accurate. If you accidentally touch it, it can hurt the bones along the skin.
Xie Yu has been in the crowd since he was a child. When he was a child, he was beaten a lot. After he was ten years old, he was basically the only one who beat other people. He rarely experienced the feeling of being suppressed.
But it was only a moment's effort. After Xie Yu tripped the mask with a sly trick, the battlefield of the two became the ground. The mask slowed down for a while before fixing Xie Yu's arm, trying to get up from under Xie Yu, but Xie Yu lifted his knees against his stomach unexpectedly.
"Wait a minute--" said the mask, "do you know what the surface temperature is today?"
Although there is a red warning for high temperature these days, people are doing poached egg experiments on the ground every day.
Xie Yu wants to say you are not so delicate as a big man, right?
At the time when Xie Yu was shaking his mind, the mask directly pressed him and turned over. The positions of the two changed instantly. The mask raised his eyebrows-his eye sockets were deep, the distance between his eyebrows was narrow, and his eyes were deep.
He got close, put one hand on Xie Yu's neck, and said, "It's warm, you feel it."
"I feel your uncle."
The two failed to compete on the ground several times.
Xie Yu felt his body suddenly lighter. Looking at it again, the mask rose up from him very quickly, patted the ashes on his clothes and pants, then reached out to him and pulled him up, his mouth suddenly started to talk nonsense. Words: "...My friend, why are you so careless, you can fall on flat ground, be careful when you walk, how can I rest assured that I let you walk in the park alone."
Xie Yu really couldn't understand this operation: "Are you stupid?"
The mask said: "You are a fool."
After talking about the mask, he rushed to the other side and shouted: "Stop your hand-don't fight, the note is here."
Xie Yu only then vaguely heard the sound of a police car, and then he saw five or six heavily armed police officers getting off the car one by one across the road, pointing to the front and shouting, "Squat down! Hold your head across the road." Don't move! Gather the crowd to fight! You are so courageous, ah!"
The two of them were a bit far away from the battlefield where people gathered for a fight, and the masks reacted quickly. Before the police got off the car, they pulled Xie Yu to stand. The police did not expect that there would be two under the tree who would slip through the net while riding in the cold. fish.
The masks were put on Xie Yu's shoulders. From a distance, the two of them looked like good brothers visiting the park at 10:30 in the morning: "No thanks, my ears are better. Then, let's make a statement. Do you think What identity do I want? I have already thought about it for myself. I am an innocent crowd who eats breakfast too much and comes to the park for a walk to digest."
Xie Yu said indifferently: "I am too lazy to care about you."
Mask: "..."
Xie Yu said again: "Are you afraid of the police when you come out to fight?"
"It's not afraid," the mask shrugged, indifferent. "It just feels troublesome."
The two of them should have been lucky enough to watch the police leave under a dozen people, but they are not as good as the sky.
One of the buddies with poor psychological quality collapsed. He looked left and right. He didn't find his elder brother. He turned his head and looked. The eldest brother was standing under the tree, so he panicked and shouted like a chicken looking for a mother. A cry: "——Brother Chao!"
"..."
He Chao's heart was really 10,000 national curses.
Xie Yu: "Brother Zhao? You?"
He Chao said: "I said I am not, would you believe it."
Xie Yu broke off He Chao's hand on his shoulder, the brotherly drama ended, and immediately turned his face to deny the person: "You should ask the police whether they believe it or not."
The police naturally did not believe it.
I'd rather kill by mistake than let it go. In short, catch it back and talk about it.
The police stood in front of the two of them, looking at this one and then another. For a while, he was not sure which "Brother Chao" was: "Brother Zhao? Who?"
He Chao took the initiative to claim his name as he walked the rivers and lakes: "I, it's me. The surname is He Mingchao, Zhuo Yuechao."
Before Xie Yu had time to help himself, he separated from them. He heard the man next to him who had just pulled him up from the ground and wanted to confess with him and told the police: "Uncle policeman, he is the target of my mutual assault. "
Xie Yu: "..." I really thank you.
"Take it away together, and take everything back to me!"
In the police station.
There were too many of them. Seventeen or eight people walked in in a long line like walking on the red carpet. When they reached the designated place, they split into two rows, squatting down face to face and holding their heads, especially like the TV show. Criminals.
Zhou Dalei still thought it was a little fresh, and pushed Xie Yu with his elbow: "Old Xie, do you think we are like drug dealers now? This treatment-I have only seen it on TV. Think about the police comrades in Heishui Town. Kind, at least I will give a stool to sit on."
Xie Yu: "You still want to sit on a stool? Just think about it."
He Chao squatted across from Xie Yu, couldn't help but laughed.
The policeman sitting in the middle of the conference table knocked on the table: "What do you think I came in for a tea party? And you, what a smile, you still wear this stuff on your face, you know you are ashamed. , Picked it for me."
He Chao took off his mask cooperatively: "No, I'm allergic to ultraviolet rays."
"Then you are quite hard, and you come out to fight."
He Chao said: "There is no way, for the tribe. In fact, I am a peace lover and don't like fighting."
Zhou Dalei used his elbow to push Xie Yu again, tolerating it again and again, but he couldn't help it: "Fuck, the handsome guy is forced."
Xie Yu: "Zhou Dalei, do you think it is appropriate for you to squat in the game and face a male nympho?"
He Chao heard it, and replied in a good mood: "Brother, you are also handsome."
Zhou Dalei laughed, thinking this guy was a little bit funny: "Hey, are you mixed? You look a bit foreign."
Although the person in front of him is squatting, his momentum is not diminished. The hairstyle is clean and neat, most of the forehead is exposed, the nose is high, the eyes are long and narrow, and the double eyelids are deep. When looking at others, the eyes seem to talk, unfathomable, dangerous and unorganized.
"I am a mixed race of eight countries. My ancestors mixed in Europe for three generations, and then I went to Southeast Asia. My father is Arab and my mother is from France." He Chao saw that the expression on Zhou Dalei's face became more and more admired, paused, and said inconceivably. , "...Do you believe this too? I am Chinese, purebred, not mixed."
Seeing that these two are about to overcome the hatred to establish a friendship, the police finally cut to the point and strangled this friendship in the cradle: "Who do you guys say, what the hell is going on? Why fight?"
Zhou Dalei immediately jumped up: "Because they robbed me! My Ziwu, that is my courage and belief!"
The police motioned him to stop: "Ziwu? Still robbing things?"
Xie Yu had a headache, and he felt a bit ashamed of the next content.
Sure enough, I only heard Zhou Dalei say seriously: "It's a treasure knife used when Pangu created the world. It has 999+ defense and attack power. With it, I can rule the world and sell money. The most important thing is to sell. money."
"We didn't steal it," another group of people were displeased, and said one after another, "How can it be said that it was stolen? The Pangu magic knife fell on the ground without a name."
The police suspected that they had caught a group of mental illnesses.
In order to restore the truest motives for fighting and to understand the ins and outs of this incident more deeply, several police officers downloaded the online game "Genesis".
The ins and outs of this make people laugh.
They said that they were gathering for a fight, and no one was injured, and when the police arrived, they had stopped their hands and saw nothing hot.
"Who holds the Pangu Sword?"
Someone raised his hand: "I am here."
The police had the standard of sentencing in their minds: "You are on your account."
"Go on, in my backpack, that's the purple one, yes..."
Then the police took the mouse and clicked [Discard] in the right-click property.
"I want to tell you that in the face of a harmonious society, the Pangu Magic Sword is nothing at all." The police turned around awe-inspiringly, facing a group of "criminal teenagers" who wanted to cry without tears. Can the peace of the motherland be more valuable?"
Zhou Dalei: "...!?"
Xie Yu: "..."
He Chao: "..."