Money couldn't buy happiness 50 years ago...
But now it can!
Welcome to the year 69420! We're always coming up with new technologies, the human race has never been so productive!
We now have self-driving cars and zero-gravity plates, so you can eat dinner in bed without stressing over any crumbs!
What a time to be alive.
Although...what's the point of being alive if you can never truly live freely?