[Sooooooo...]
[You gonna get one?]
[Idk man, maybe.]
[I might just use it for
cleaning and cooking or
something]
[Y/N!]
[They aren't made for cleaning!]
[They're made to help lonely
people]
[Dude I'm not even THAT lonely]
[Yes. You are.]
[How do they even work?]
[I mean, can they actually feel
stuff?]
[Did u even read the thing?]
[Yes, I did.]
[It just seems a little weird
to make an artificial being
especially made to be a
companion.]
[Ya feel me?]
[Yeah, I kinda get whatchu mean]
[Fine. If u don't buy one for
yourself, then I will.]
[No, u won't]
[Dont test me hoe]
[Bitch.]
You put your phone on your desk and went over to your bed. You proceeded to flop down face first into your pillows.
"These pillows are all I need..."
You drifted off to sleep
˜"*°•.˜"*°• In the morning•°*"˜.•°*"˜
Waking up to your alarm was never something you enjoyed. To put it lightly, your alarm sound literally gave you PTSD and now whenever you hear it anywhere you literally have a heart attack. Come to think of it, aren't you on vacation-
Wait a damn minute.
You didn't set an alarm! You quickly stood up and grabbed your phone off your desk, looking at the string of notifications you just got.
[Thank you for logging in to the B.Y.T.E Inc. home page!]
[Your confirmation code has been sent.]
[Thank you for purchasing Android model number #0.69.1! Your product(s) will be delivered in approximately 3 days]
You didn't buy that android...
E L L Y
You didn't think her dumbass would actually do it! And now she went and spend an insane amount of money on you!
"I'm calling this bitch" you mumbled under your breath.
>>RINGING<<
"I'm sorry, the person you are trying to call ha-"
Damn voice mail
You looked back at your phone, you have 3 days until your android comes. Eyes traveling up from your phone, you gazed around at the messy living room.
"God, imma beat the living hell outta her when I'm done."
"Master, please refrain from utilising such foul language."
Ugh. He was like an overbearing mother sometimes.
"I'm an adult, Bot. I can use whatever language I please."
Opening your phone again, you tried for a good 30 minutes to cancel the order, but because you didnt have Elly's email password it was almost impossible.
Ugh, this is so frustrating!
You tried calling again, but it went to voicemail.
You were about to give up until you got a notification. Looking down at your phone, you saw it from Elly.
"Fuckin son of a bitch"
You opened the text.
[Sup]
[Whyre u callin me homie?]
[Dude what the hell]
[You know damn well why I'm
calling u]
[Yeah, but I wanna hear u say it.]
[Or- read u say it]
[Or read u type it]
[Idk man]
[Bro cancel the order rn]
[No]
[Why tho?]
[I dont want this thing!]
[Hey! He is NOT a THING]
[He is a being like us who
has emotions so u better be
nice to him!]
[0oooOhh, it's a dude robot, huh?]
[U did this on purpose!]
[*android]
[And yes.]
[He is a dude]
[And he doesnt have a name yet.
I think you get to name him.]
[Ugh. He sounds like a lot of responsibility. ]
[It says his personality
adjusts based on his owner's brain waves and shit like that]
[It'll be fine! Don't worry]
[Plus, it says he's very
organized and tidy]
[Hes perfect!]
[Why dont u take him!]
[U seem to like him so much! >:| ]
[Woah, ok SOMEONE'S
already jealous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
[Bro.]
[I dont want it!]
[*him]
[And plus I cant cancel the
order anyway so...]
[No matter what we do
ur gonna have him]
[Why am I friends with u?]
[I sometimes wonder that
myself]