"Yay!" She jumped up and down as she clapped her hands.
"Oh, and can I ask for a favor?"
"Oh, look at that; Times up."
"Wha?! Hey, you can't do that!"
"Sorry, but you're about to wake up, and when you do, you're in for a surprise, Mr. Harem King."
"I am not—" I wasn't able to finish as I soon woke up, just as she said.
I opened my eyes slowly as I woke up. "Tsk!" I clicked my tongue at the dream I had just had. Was that real? I'm sure it must have been. But was that really a Goddess? She seemed so…immature.
As I looked at the painted brown ceiling in boredom, I felt tired and wanted to just close my eyes and go back to sleep. But I couldn't do that. I promised everyone that we'd go do some quests today. That's right, our little vacation is over. We swam, had fun and even made some memories.
...Memories...
The memories of a few weeks ago went through my mind. The girls violating my personal space. I shivered at the thought.
Wiping the memory from my mind, I went to sit up. "Huh, that's weird. I can't move." I looked at my body. "GAH!"
All the girls were lying in my bed, snuggling on me.
"Mph..." Patora adjusted herself where she was lying on my chest. "Mmm," she sat up and stretched. "Oh, good morning, Kichi."
"Don't good morning me!" I exclaimed. "Why are all of you in my bed??"
"Well, it was so lonely in my room last night, so I thought why not sleep with my fiancée?"
"Uh-huh...So, in reality, you're trying to make me a lolicon?"
"Hmm," she put a finger to her cheek in thought. She was about to reply but Sora beat her to it.
"Make you one? You already are one." I looked at her where her head was resting on my left pec.
"I'm definitely not into little girls." I'm really not! I swear!
I mean, sure, in reality I'm actually twenty-eight and in this world I'm seventeen, but because my mind is that of an adult, I find no attraction to these girls, I swear! Even if they're all in my bed, that wasn't my doing, it was theirs. So, this doesn't serve as proof!
"Oh really, but your heart is beating so fast." she put her ear to my chest.
Thump-thump-thump.
"...."
"Aww, you're blushing."
"No, I'm not! I'm just hot because all of you are lying on me. So, get off!" I went to use all my strength to get up.
"I don't think so," Patora used one hand to push me down. She may be small, but she sure as hell was strong!
No, wait... It's because I'm weak!
"You can't get up until I get my morning kiss."
"Like hell you're getting that! Let me up." I tried again to get up. She showed no signs of any struggle as I attempted an escape. This just shows the difference in our stats.
"Well, what if you kiss me then?" Sora pulled herself closer to me.
"I'd say the same thing."
"Stop trying to act all cool," Sora smirked. "We all know you enjoyed that … incident we all had a few weeks ago, no matter how much you pretend you didn't."
"Heh, so not just a little girl, but also delusional."
"Don't just go calling me a little girl now because you told us about your old life! I don't like the change in attitude." She frowned.
Ever since I had told them my real age, I was able to say things I use to not be able to say. Like what I had just said. I saw them as kids sometimes, and it showed in their immaturity. And now that they know about my real age, well, my old real age, I was able to comment on it.
They, of course, didn't like it. They hate being talked to like kids, but to me they are. Even if in this world seventeen was of legal age to drink and marry. But that didn't matter to me. "I'll do what I want and say what I want. Now all of you, get off me!" I focused my thoughts and changed my class to warrior so as to focus all my stats into strength. I then sat up with all my strength, knocking them off me.
"Woah, so strong." Sora smirked.
"Not really…" I huffed as my class and stats went back to normal. "That took all my strength and now I'm tired." I got out of the bed and put my clothes on, which was my shirt and pants. Thank the Gods I didn't sleep naked! "We're doing quests today, so get ready." I hooked my sword around my back. That's when I noticed Patora looking at me strangely. "What?"
"Nothing, I was just wondering why you don't shrink your weapon."
"Shrink my weapon?"
"Yeah. All Legendary weapons can change form to be smaller."
"What?! How?! This thing is heavy, so please tell me how to do that!" I got in her face as I spoke. I remember when I first got it. The sword was light as a feather, but after awakening it, it became heavier
She shrunk back as she replied. "Well, it won't change the weight, just the size."
"That makes no sense."
"It doesn't change the mass or what the weapon is made out of, it just shrinks it to take up less space."
How useless….
"…Well how do I do it?"
"Just think about it. Tell your sword what to do." She had a look on her face that said I was dumb.
I frowned at the childish answer but did as explained and told the blade to shrink. "Woah!" The blade shrunk right in in my hand, becoming the size of a dagger, the sheathe shrinking with it. "Awesome," I said as I tied it around my waist on my back like an assassin would hide their blade. "Well let's go."
It took a while for the rest of them to get ready (Ha, girls) but when they finished, we met up with Han who greeted us with a smirk. I ignored it as we headed out our house and made our way to the Guild Hall.