You wake up from this nightmare in a hospital bed. The staff tell you not to worry, you were in a coma due to a strong concussion blast caused by Shrek and Putin's judo match. Thinking quickly, you realize what this means - Putin is still alive! You quickly pull out your phone and call Shrek, who promptly reassures you everything is fine and Putin is safe in his custody. With a sigh of relief, you ask where he is, but before he can answer you hear a shout and the line goes dead. *Oh no!* you think. *He's in danger!* However, during your days of travel between space and the Swamp, Shrek taught you some of his legendary tracking skills. Using your nose, you manage to pinpoint him to a location - Saint Petersburg, Russia. Rushing, you board a plane there. When you luckily land without incident, you track him further only to find him on the street frantically asking people to borrow their phones in his flawless Russian. When you find him, he explains that Anonymous hacked his phone to make you think he was in danger, and that you're in the zone for an airstrike by the Russian government. Sadly, you look up and realize it's over. Shrek gives you one final kiss, but... then he looks determined. He says "Get on my back", so you quickly mount it. With his incredible ogre strength, he jumps all the way to the moon. Watching from afar, you see the earth destroyed by nuclear missiles designed specifically to target ogres. Swearing under his breath, Shrek promises revenge against Vladimir Putin.