Once you recover from the shock of realizing your entire marriage and life was a lie, you decide to wear your favorite green clothes to the funeral. But, you quickly realize something's wrong. Shrek, the brilliant, young, talented, amazing ogre wore the ugliest clothes you've ever seen. Also, his eye-stew tastes a bit funny. Looking up at the sky, you realize it wasn't a dream at all! You see Vladimir Putin's face up there, staring right back at you...