Looking over toward the direction of the irritating voice I see the pinacle of fuckboys. Wearing what appears to be solid gold colored robes with slicked back hair and a pompous look on his face is the idiot who called to me. Next to him is a tall rat faced looking boy and on the other side is a fat pig looking boy who actually has a pig snout.
"Did you not hear me I called for you." the pompous one calls again I just shake my head and ignore him.
"This is a class for the elite how did you even get in here?" he asked with an arrogant tone.
"Obviously through the doorway dumbass." I say pointing a thumb towards the door behind me and walking towards the desks.
He shouts at me with a red face. "What did you just call me?!?"
"Dumbass should I add deaf before or after the dumbass part." I say calmly.
"Do you know who I am?!?" He shouts again.
"Deaf dumbass is my vote but please correct me if I'm wrong." I say getting some chuckles from other students who are listening in.
"My father is the Earl of..." At that point a desk hits him square in the face knocking him clean out, to the shock of everyone.
The rat faced boy looks at me in shock before yelling "Do you know that his father is the Earl of...." *Whack!* Another desk smashes into the face of rat boy and I turn my attention to the pig boy.
"What about you chunky do you want to tell me who his father is aswell?" I say caressing a desk next to me with a friendly smile.
He frantically shakes his head before abandoning his friends who have bloody noses and are passed out on the floor by running out of the classroom.
"I must apologize to everyone here I have a nervous twitch that causes me to knock people out when I hear people say anything like 'do you know who my father is?, You'll regret this', Or any other cliche evil villain lines so please be careful." I say loudly.
At this point the kid in golden robes slowly wakes up and looks at me in anger and slight fear before opening his mouth. "You'll regret this!" *Wham* Desk meets face and he meets the floor out cold once again.
I whistle a happy tune and make my way to the back of the classroom and sit at the corner desk near the window I set my backpack down and rest my head on the desk.
Everyone is looking at me with a gobsmacked expression. These are just a bunch of six year olds who have been pampered their whole life and had their asses kissed by everyone.
I know your thinking right now omg he knocked out a six year old with a desk and you would be wrong. I knocked out two six year olds with a desk and the first one twice. It's been a good day so far.
From my shadow I hear a voice.
"Mom will be upset if you get kicked out on the first day." Sasha says but is also having fun.
"I have no idea what your talking about they tripped into each other." I say with a slight smile.
"And the desks on their bodies?" She asks with a giggle.
"Ghosts?"
a couple minutes later a scruffy looking man walks into the room and sees the two knocked out children bleeding on the floor covered in desks.
He raises an eyebrow before looking at the crowd of children watching him.
"Anyone care to explain?" He asks in a lazy voice.
"It was crazy they both started shouting about father's then hitting each other. I'm thinking rival families or something." I say with a loud voice.
The man nods his head "Happens all the time." he sighs.
He waves his hand and a gust of wind pushes the children out of the classroom into the hallway.
Everyone is just looking at me in shock as I lie right to the teacher.
The man starts talking again. "You may all call me Mr.Vector I'll be your homeroom teacher for the next few years. I'll teach you all about combat and magic and make you the best I can but for that you also need to put in effort."
He looks around the classroom.
"There are a couple rules. First no magic usage in the classroom we do that outside. Same with weapons keep them put up as weapons are used to kill not play with. Next rule is no fighting in the classroom if you have problems it can be solved with a spar outside under my Guidance." he says in a serious voice.
"Now get out your paper and pencils we will be having a small test on what you know about magic so I can see where everyone is at." he says before passing out papers.
They where pretty basic questions i was able to answer them easily.
After all the tests where handed out he went back to teacher mode. "During the mornings we will tall about magic, magical beasts, dungeons, and the kingdom and various jobs you can get. The afternoon we will talk about combat and have spars, medical and camping skills and other misc things." he finishes writing down the schedule on the board.
He passes out a bunch of textbooks and starts a quick lesson on the basics of magic.