Peep peeeeeeeep!!! (sounds coming from outside)
"Argh.. again with those stupid traffic"
I'm Rai Sun Oroka, yeah Oroka as in foolish, I'm 28 years old, single, and still unemployed. I have this hobby of talking to myself sometimes.. most of time.. okay okay you gut me I talked to myself every time. I grow upon it so it's like part of me already like my life I just a story or something. Well time to ready my self for another Job hunting adventure!!! Talk to myself later!
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Okay, I'm back! I have a good feeling today. I think today I would have my first job ever! Let's go! This is my road to richness!
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"What do you think is the reason we should hire you?" asked by the man in the black suit. I think he is the manager of this company.
"I.. I.. a... uh... em.." Come on self! Speak! Didn't you rehearse this for 100times already.
"I..."
"Okay, that's enough. We'll give you a call to give you an update. Thank you for you time" said by the manager.
I awkwardly stand up and walk outside the interview room. Just.. what's wrong with me? This was my 100th interview. 100! What am I doing?
".... out"
Huh? Did someone shouted? Nah, it's probably not me. Just let me think what's wrong with me okay? No disturbance please.
"Heyyy! Look out!"
Huh? I looked back because I think someone is really shouting.
When I looked back I saw the guys face, it is horrified and in panic, am I that ugly? Wait. There's somethings wrong. Why was he pointing up?
I looked up and wow, I didn't think there's a time that I would die like those from the novel. A giant billboard is falling on me real-time. I don't even had the chance to avoid it because it already on my face. Well, I think it's goodbye. Dying without a job that's fine. I died without even getting laid. wait. I will die as a virgin? *##"$#" "#" holy sh*t. Nooooo. I don't want to die. Noooooooo.
Grumbleee..
"OH NO!"
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Huh? What? Didn't I died? I'm still alive? Oh my lord I think God did not let me to die as a virgin muwahahaha.
Where am I? Let's look around.
Ohhh I can't move my body. It might be because of my injuries but I can still move my eyes and I'm currently looking at a white wall. Oh oh.. my body is moving I thing someone's moving the bed upwards, maybe it's the Nurse.
"Hmm.. mortal"
Huh? Where's that voice came from? What's with these glowing ball at the front? Is it the light? but it's so bright. It's hurting my eyes.
"Hmp. Mortal I'm not a glowing ball, I'm God" said the glowing ball.
Did the glowing ball just talked to me? It's even calling itself a God? Is this a prank? Am I on TV or something? YouTube I guess?
"Hmp! Stop calling me glowing ball! I'm the God of your Universe! you little mortal!, said the glowing ball.
I think he's angry. He glowing much more now
What the heck. Wait..I didn't even open my mouth? How did he know I'm calling him glowing ball? Can he read mind? Oh my God.
"Yes, I'm your God and stop calling me Glowing ball!", said by glowing ball err.. I mean God.
"Ahh.. Umm God? a.. are you really God?", I asked Glowing ball err I mean God.
"Yes I'm the God the Universe Zen", said by the Glowing ball.
"Glowing ba.. err.. God, w-why I'm here?" I said.
"To cut the story short. You died. Your soul would be here in Resurrection Plain until your time comes to be resurrected again." Glowing ball said.
"Stop calling me Glowing Ball!"
"Sorryyyyy!" I said.
"I need to go now mortal. If you have any questions go look at the library. I should brief you but I don't like you calling me Glowing ball so get out now." Glowing ball said and he swings his arm slightly and woosh I'm gone.
Where am I!???
"Hello, brother"
ohh someone approached me. Nice.
"He-hellloo?" I said. God I'm awkward
"" Are you new here brother? " said the man in white.
I nodded in response.
" Well since your new I think God already told you about everything and the rules" said the man in white.
Huh? God supposed to do that? He just shoo me away like a fly tho.
"nnno?" Really self? That's all you can say?
"No? That's weird. The strand of the Soul of God supposed to explain those things. Maybe there's a problem. Well since it's easy to explain the rules let me explain it to you. You have a number on your shirt right now. That number is your batch number means your resurrection batch. Since your new you will still need to wait for a long time. The only rule here is don't enter the Golden Doors. You can do anything you want but there's not much to do here rather than reading book from the library and talking to one another. We don't need to eat because where just souls and since we are souls we also can't fight." said the white man. yeah I'll call him white man from now on.
"oh. ohh thank. My name is Raisu by the way. How long had you been here?" I asked. ohh I just asked him in a very normal way. That's new. Maybe because he is so nice to talk to.
*Well, this is my 290000th thousand year here I think? so 10000 more years and it's my time to be reincarnated. I go to go brother I need to talk to someone, just remember that the more your learned in the library the better your reincarnation body will be, tho you can't bring those knowledge in your reincarnation. see you later! "white man said.
I unconsciously wave my hand. What a nice fellow. So it is he's 290000th year plus 10000 that would take 300000 years to reincarnate. Wait. wait. what? 300000 years? What the lord is that?!! I need to stay here in this endless white room for 300000 years? Thats.. thats..
I hate dying.