Ugghh.. I opened my eyes, not that I have eyes. Just so you know I do not have a body because I am just a soul.
[System] Parasitic Soul
Ug. Gosh. This system is really getting into my nerves.
It is total darkness. I and Poop share the same view, in short it means that I can not see if he is sleeping. So.. I think he is sleeping now. There is so much to think about but since Poop guy is currently sleeping let us check our status first.
"Status", I said and a blue screen appeared in my mind.
[Status]
Name: Poop the Ghoul(Eros)
Age: xxx
Race: Ghoul
Title: Cursed Child, Legendary Weapon Wilder
Level: 20
[Attributes]
Strength: 15
Agility: 10
Dexterity: 6
Intelligence: 0
Luck: -4
[Skills]
Spear Stab Lv. 8: Deals 180% damage to the opponent.
Brandish Spear Lv. 1: Hits 10 times in an area. 150% damage to each hit.
Spear Throw Lv. 1(Learned): Throw your spear to an opponent and deal 300% damage.
Ghoul's Body: (Passive) Body can long forever without eating.
Blood Feud: (Passive) Drinking bloods of vampires will makes you stronger.
[Available Skills]
Corrosion
Ghoul's fang
Take Over
Blood Control
Ghost Walk
[Available Points]
SP: 8
AP: 40
[Evaluation of the system]
A parasitic soul with worst luck inside a strong handsome ghoul!
Title: Legendary Weapon Wielder
Legendary weapons are said to be weapon that transcend all. The one who wields it will have 10% more damage to stronger enemies than the wielder.
"Hmm.. since like I got a new title because of me wielding a legendary weapon, I also gained extra attribute point in agility and dexterity. I have learned that every 5 level a random attribute will increase by 1. I also learned the /Spear Throw/ just because I threw the spear? Hehehe I am really a genius!", I said with a satisfied smile, not that I have lips to smile. As I can continue to read my status I have read my evaluation.
"#$#!?#$?#?#!$#$###??!!", I cursed. Really. This system! So I am now a parasitic soul with worst luck huh! I wish system had a body so I can beat him up! But that would be a problem since I do not have my own body too.
"Hey.. Scammer are you there?!", I shouted.
[System] Call me that again and I will self destruct
"Ha! You're kidding!"
[System] Initializing self destruction
Tip: I am inside the host so the host would die with me
Self destructing in 5
4..
"No! Stop please. I am just kidding, just kidding! You are the best! You are so great ohhh system! How can I live without you?", I said. Bare with it, bare with it. This system is crazy.
"Hmp. You better not call me crazy again.", System replied.
"You.."
I just focused my vision to the /Take Over/ skill on the available skills.
/Take Over/
Forcefully take over someone's body
1 Spiritual Point each second
"Oh. That was what happen last time right?", I said confirming.
"Yes", system said.
"But why did my head ache?"
"Because you do not have spiritual point and you forcefully used a skill."
"Oh.. how can I get spiritual point?"
"Once you learned the skill you will automatically have spiritual point and you can increase it by increasing your intelligence"
"Ohh", I replied. At first I did not think highly of intelligence attribute but now I think I need to increase it now. I think i do not need it at first because I am a genius hehehe. I also read a lot of books in that place.
"System, learn Take Over!"
[System] Take over learned!
SP available: 3
"Upgrade Spear Stab to level 10 and Bradish Spear to Level 2."
[System] Spear Stab upgraded to level 10.
Spear Stab evolves into Piercing Spear.
/Piercing Spear/
Your spear can pierce anything! Ignores the defense of the enemy and deals 250% damage.
/Bradish Spear Lv. 2/
Hits 11 times in an area. 160% damage to each hit.
"Wow! It evolved? I can actually evolve a skill? Mu. Muwahahahahahahahaha! I am the greatest genius of all!"
[System] Correctio..
"Shut up!"
Do not try to ruin my mood while I am having my victory pose! Not that I have a body.
"System, how many Spiritual Points do I have?", I said excitedly
"5 Spiritual Points", system replied.
"Ohh 5.. wait.. 5?? Really only 5? That is 5 seconds??!!! What can I do with that 5 seconds? You stingy bastard!", I shouted.
"It is because you are stupid. You have 0 intelligence", system replied.
"Wh-what? Me ? Stupid? Put all AP to intelligence now! Let us see who will be stupid now!", I replied angrily
"Are you sure about this host?", System replied lifelessly
"Of cour.. hm.. wait.." if I think about it. What would be the other purpose of intelligence to me? Would that help me survive? I think making Poop stronger and agile first before increasing my intelligence. Even I increase it now I can only take over Poop's body temporarily. So..
"System, how many SpP (Spiritual points) can I have every 1 intelligence?"
"5 SpP every 1 int.", System replied
Then that would be just 45 total SpP when I add the 5 that I already have. That is less than a minute. Still not enough. Let us settle first with our strength and agility.
"System, increase int by 2, str by 3 and agi by 3", I said.
[System] Attributes increased
If you ever wonder why would I not increase my luck, it is because the system is Scammer! On the first increase I need 5 AP but on the second increase I need 10, the third increase would need 20 on so on! What a life! It doubles every time I will increase. The system said that because luck is a miraclous attribute. It can even change the world he said. Like a poor man picking a legendary item because he was lucky, something like that. So, I will increase my power first before my luck! I will defeat bad luck!
Hmm. I can see a light. It seems Poop is waking up. I will use my 45 SpP to talk to Ambrey! Wish me luck! Luck huh.. how ironic. I do not have luck at all. So..
"Are you.. okay?", Asked by Ambrey who is sitting near Poop.
"Poo.." before Poop can talk I used /Take Over/
"Umm he-heell-heellllooooo?" What, I am so stunned by her beauty. I can not even talk properly. My precious seconds!
"Um, hi? As I said earlier, I am Ambrey. Thank you for assisting me earlier. And as you said last time your name is Poop right?", Ambrey said with a smile. Wow. Really an Angel sent into this world. She was so beautiful!
"...." What? I can not speak! Was /Take Over/ not working? System?
[System] It is working fine. It is your brain which is not working, retard.
"What! Who is retard!?", I shouted.
Oh no! I shouted. Ambrey heard it. She was looking me with a weird look!
"Uhh.. are you okay?", Ambrey said looking concern to me. Woah. She even concerned herself to me even I am a peasant and she was the Goddess! Really! Ambrey you are perfect!
"Um", I nodded.
Whaaaaaaaat? Just what the hell is wrong with me?????
"I-i-i.. I am... Er.."
[System] SpP are all used up. Returning into soul state.
"Pooooooooooooooop!", I shouted or should I say Poop shouted.
Ambrey had a confused face. I am so done. I just wasted my precious seconds. My secondssss.. my chance!
"Uhh.. so you are Poop..nice to meet you Poop!", Ambrey said.
"Huu! I am Poop!", Poop said.
Huh? That is weird. Did Poop learned new phrase?
[System] Poop the handsome ghoul just got 2 intelligence increase. He is now as smart as 2 person. He is like a baby now..just learning new things.
"Poop, thank you for saving me earlier. And I am sorry for shooting at you i thought you are attacking me because you keep on rushing to me. I am sorry I became inconsiderate.", Ambrey said.
She is really an Angel! She even apologize for the thing she is not at fault! She have the greatest attitude and the perfect face and body! I love you Ambrey!
"Poop! Thank you!",Poop said.
Was Poop thankful? Or he is just mimicking her?
"Oh.. it is my pleasure Mr. Poop", Ambrey said smiling and bowing her head on the side like a Princess. Wow. Every thing she did was stunning.
"Poop, pleasure!", Said by Poop mimicking the princess bow made by Ambrey. What the heck Poop!
Ambrey laugh. Wow. Even the way she laugh was so angel like. I'm Really in love.
But what would she think of me now? Come on Poop do not do this.
Hearing Ambrey laugh Poop also laugh. But his laugh was so sinister. It is really creepy.
"Hi.. hihihi.. hihihihi. Hihi.. hihihi"
"You have a unique laugh, Mr. Poop", said by Ambrey my future wife hehehe.
[System] Shameless
Huh? Shut up!
"Mr. Poop! Unique!", Said by Poop, go on Poop. Destroy my dream now and my soul next would you?
"I think Mr. Poop have some problem in communication, but I like it.", Ambrey giggle.
What ? Poop! You are stealing my girl now? I will punch you!
[System] You can not
Uh! Shut up!
[System] I wont
"...."
I am speechless.
And broken.