We are now at the entrance of the Dragon Pass, I'm really nervous right now. I sudden thought of something
"system, why Poop is not getting any smarter? I invested more AP in his INT he had 10 INT now he's supposed to be smarter." I asked the system
Ding! [System] Host must be an idiot? Didn't you already know the answer?
Huh? I already know the answer?
"I think you're 50000 years of knowledge is nothing, no?", said the system
"##&@&$@@$ f*ck you!, do you think it's easy to recall those memories?", I retorted. This system is really a whole new level!
"Host is mistaken, I'm only level one and you can transfer all those knowledge to me so that you can have all the information without forgetting anything. I'm might as well have those knowledge because the host is incompetent parasitic soul with the worst luck", system said.
I'm getting tired of arguing with the system. He's so smart for he's own goddamn sake. I might as well accept he's offer since I have no more pride.
"You don't really have any pride the start with" system said
"Fu*k you!" I replied. This system is driving me crazy.
"Just proceed with the memory transfer" I said helplessly
Ding! Transferring memories. During the process host consciousness will be in sleep mode.
Wait what?!?! And it blacked out.
When my consciousness came back Poop and Ambrey is already fighting with an army of lizards. What are these lizards?
Ding! Based on host memories those are Elemental Lizards. They had different elements and they are far relatives of dragons.
Ding! Now system had the identify function
Identify
-identifies the status and weakness of anything based on the memories of the host.
"ohh.. Let's try to identify those lizard so I can help my future wife." I said. If you think about it this system is really helpful it's just I can't stand his attitude.
Thunder Lizard
Status
Str 80
Agi 90
Dex 50
Int 1
Luck ?
Skills
Lightning Element
Every attack is imbues with thunder gives lightning shock and may stunned if hits.
Quarter Dragon scale
Hard skin but not as hard as a dragon's
Seed of lightning
Lowest form of understanding lightning element. Gives extra boost in speed and strength
Gale Lizard
Status
Str 50
Agi 110
Dex 60
Int 1
Luck ?
Skills
Wind Element
Every attack is imbues with wind and produces /wind cutter/ skill.
Quarter Dragon scale
Hard skin but not as hard as a dragon's
Seed of Gale
Lowest form of understanding wind element. Gives extraordinary speed.
Firestorm Lizard
Status
Str 10
Agi 10
Dex 10
Int 110
Luck ?
Skills
Fire Element
Burns enemies when hit with any fire damage magic
Quarter Dragon scale
Hard skin but not as hard as a dragon's
Seed of fire
Lowest form of understanding lightning element. Wielders are vulnerable to any element and physical attacks but deals great damage and boost the intelligence of the wielder.
"wow.. Those lizards are huge pain in the arse. Don't you think? What are their weakness?" i asked.
Ding! The thunder lizards are week to Earth element, fire lizards are weak in any elements and physical elements and wind lizards are weak in physical elements.
Ohh so it's easy to deal with the only problem is the thunder lizards.
Let me use /Take Over/ first.
Activate /Berserk/
It's a skill I got from the Poisonous bears. Enmity devours they're blood essence so much that I got this skill.
Activate /charge/
This is from blue fang boars. It's a good thing my weapon grows and devours essence it become more flexible you see.
I charged at the center of the battle field. I steal a look at Princess and she's not surprised at all because I do it all the time when I use rake over. Charge at the center of the enemies. Why? Because I can't have them looking for trouble to my future wife.
Activate /God of War Cry/
I shouted the name of the skill, all the lizards run to me.. But I did not panic. This is better, they're rushing to me then suddenly 10000 of spears fell down from the sky.
Ding! The weapon enmity devours the blood essence of firestorm lizard
Ding! The weapon...
Ding!..
Well, that's easy? Ouch!
Ding! Host received catastrophic damage from fire storm lizard!
The host is currently burning!
The host is struck by lightning the host is stunned.
The host is full of wounds from wind cutters
The host had less than 5% hp.
"w-what? What happen to my majestic entrance! Oh no!" I'm panicking right now. I thought I can slay atleast those half but there's still more than half of the lizards. Am I going to die?
"Mr. Poop! Duck!" Ambrey shouted.
Bang!bang! Boom!
Consecutive shots and the Rocket launcher was launch.
Ding! Level up!
Host is now at the current maximum level for this body.
As a gift for reaching the maximum capacity of the body, the body will restore to 100% hp.
Wow. What a good timing. I'll let Poop continue the battle. I need to reserve my precious SSP.
let's check if we got some new skills in our enmity weapon
{Enmity of the Blood wolf Essence}
A weapon crafted by fusing hundreds of blood wolf essence. The one who posses it will have unending enmity to any wolf race.
Effects:
/Howling/ - intimidates any opponent within an area
/Blood weapon/ = can repair itself instantly as long as there is blood
/Thirst/ - once killed by this weapon it will automatically absorb the essence of the opponents.
/Berserk/(new) - increase damage by 10x
/Charge/(new) - instantly rush to an enemy. Can not be stopped.
/Firestorm/(new) - deals extreme fire bomb in a large area dealing 80x of intelligence as damage. (consumption 10ssp = 3 fire bombs)
/wind walk/(new) - walk in the wind with the speed of sound. (consumption 50 SSP per second)
Additional Function
/Infinite Weapon/ - can be change into any weapon.
W-what!?!? It used SSP?!?!? The other skills only used my stamina! It can recover by resting! SSP recovers only when I meditate!
Ding! I suggest host to change the specialization of Poop into Magic user if he will had a chance in the future.
"why?" I asked
Ding! For you to learn automatic SSP recovery.
Ohhh.. That's a good idea! But there's no reborn pool here.
Ding! Arrant does not have reborn pool but it has something similar. The fountain of rebirth it is located at the nest of the time dragon.
What a coincidence! Then I will asked the dragon if I can use that! Like that would happen! He will swallow me whole!
Ding! Host, before you die please look for an suitable host for me.
"fu*k off!" I think I'm cursing lately. You can't blame me. It's because of this system. Okay! It's not an excuse I will try to avoid it.
While I'm talking with the system Poop and princess is currently having hard time fighting these army of wizards. Maybe I'll help them out if I use the new skill I obtained. Well, Poop will use it not me but it's still the same.
Poop use /firestorm/
Suddenly Poop pointed the spear downwards and flame comes out all over the spear. It's like wild fire. Poop struck the ground with the spear and the unbelievable happen.
Fiery explosions occur like a volcano eruption the ground is shaking just from the shock of this skill.
"Poopstorm!!!!!!!" Poop shouted.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
3 consecutive explosion. Beautifully done Poop. The only downside is that you shouted the wrong skill name!!!! Dsmnit Poop. We look cool back there but why you must ruin it!