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Chapter 4 - Love at first.. Poop?

It's been 3 days since the system came. Poop had been killing blood wolves since then. I do not know if this is the cause of my negative luck but pack of wolves keep on attacking us.

Currently now Poop is killing.. or should I say slaughtering pack of blood wolves. This is the 13th time we are attacked! Yes, 13 times! How lucky!

"/Brandish Spear/", I said and in return Poop used brandish spear on the pack of blood wolves instantly killing 20 of them. Now the only remaining is the Alpha blood wolf.

If you are wondering how did I make Poop use the skill /Brandish Spear/ is that I don't know the answer too. It's just every time I said the skill name out loud and it is available Poop will use it in short I can make him use skills but he does not hear my words. Or he can hear my words but he do not understand? It's quite a headache so I decided to think about it later.

It seems that the Alpha blood wolf of this pack is quite a headache too. Poop had used /Spear Stab/ on his own multiple times already but its not working at all and the spear Poop was using broke! Plus an Alpha blood wolf was incredibly tall. This Alpha blood wolf is almost 20 feet. Yes you heard it right! It is the biggest wolf that we encounter so far!

[System] The system noticed that the host had enough blood wolf essence to form an essence weapon. Would you like to fuse the essence to become a weapon?"

"What? You have such function? Not bad, not bad. How many blood wolf essence do I need?"

"100 blood wolf essence to form an essence weapon", system replied.

Hm. I had 399 blood wolf essence, maybe you are thinking then he killed 399 wolves? No, you are wrong. Blood wolf essence is not easy to get. If my memory is working properly Poop already killed more than a thousand wolves. A pack of wolves here consist a number near hundred. I think blood wolf essence is a rare item!

[System] Correction! Blood wolf essence was a really really low class item.

Whaaaat? Are you kidding me? And how rude! How can this system keep on reading what is on my mind?

[System] Because I am also in your mind

Oh. That makes sense.. then..

"Create a blood wolf essence spear!"

[System] Fusing blood wolf essence

Progress 5%

.. 50% .. 79% .. 97% ..

Fusion Failed

Congratulations host for failing the first fusion of essence!

"#$&##&#$&####&$#", I loudly cursed the system.

"I thought blood wolf essence was the lowest class? Why is it hard to make one weapon from it?", I said after I calmed down.

[System] The success rate of fusing blood wolf essence as a weapon is 99%

"...." I am speechless. 1% of failing? And I got it on the first try? What a life!

[System] Would you want to try again?

"...yes", I said lifelessly

[System] Fusing blood wolf essence

Progress.. 36% .. 94%

Fusion Failed

Congratulations host for failing two consecutive times!

"....", I want to cry, really. Why I am so unlucky? Plus this annoying mechanical voice of the system who keeps on congratulating me for failing.

[System] Would you want to ..

"Yes", I quickly said not letting the system to finish

[System] Fusing blood wolf essence

Progress.. 10% ..

Fusion Failed

Congratulations host for failing 3 consecutive times!

Congratulations host had obtained the 'Cursed Child' title

-Cursed Child

A being with the worst luck in the world but because of his perseverance from time to time a burst of luck would come.

[System] Would you like to equip the title?

"Yes!", I hate the description but I love the effect! Burst of luck? Hehehe that really sounds goooood. But the problem now is I only have 99 blood wolf essence I can not fuse anymore.

"Awooooooo", the alpha blood wolf howl. This is bad he is calling for reinforcement! Need to run!

"Poop! Run, run, run, run!", I said hurriedly

"I am the captain of the poop boat!", Poop said angrily. He thought that the alpha was provoking him!

"Stop that you dummy! Start running!", I said

"Grr.."

That sound. They're here. The reinforcement and it is not a small number. Based on Poop's view it is more than 500 blood wolves. I am so dead.

"Awoooooooo.. awooo", the alpha wolf howl and all the blood wolves come rushing to us.

In this 3 days Poop improved greatly. We are already level 12. I've learned /Spear Brandish/ and /Spear Stab/ is now level 8 dealing 180% damage to the opponent. Our attribute is

Str: 15

Agi: 9

Dex: 5

Luck: -4

If you are wondering if why did I not increase the luck? Let us talk about it another time because I need to think of a way to make Poop run! We are strong but facing this many would definitely kill us.

"Pooooop! You bastard! Run!", I shout hysterically

"I'm going to stab my spear to your poopy poop!", Poop said angrily.

The wolves are really close. Is this my end? What a life. Another short lived life.

I do not want to see this. I closed my eyes as the wolves are coming near.

"Booom!"

A large sound of explosion. Was that the sound of crushing bites of the wolves? But that's too loud. It's like a rocket launcher or something.

"...."

Huh? Silence? Maybe I died again. I opened my eyes.. shocked. I was shocked. I am still in this place? And the wolves? They're all torn apart! Some are even roasted? What did just happen? While I am thinking, a sillhoutte can be seen from a far. It is getting nearer but still far.

"Woah" , I unconciously let out my voice. What a beautiful woman.

Blue long hair, silver eyes, tiny red lips, a cute round face and a perfect body!

"I am in love at fir.."

"Poop!", Poop shouted while rushing forward and pointing his spear to the beautiful woman.

"...." I am speechless