In a black void where you can see almost nothing beside what looks to be a human boy slowly looking around trying to find anything in the darkness.

Mathew: So This is what death it feels. Well, at least it's better than back at that shitty apartment.

While Mathew was talking to himself, there was a figure watching him, wondering how someone like him is still in this place instead of going threw memory wiping.

??: Huh, who would have thought I'd get another one so soon.

Mathew, who heard this man talking, turn around to see a middle-aged man with red hair and muscular build that would put the Rock to shame.

Mathew: Huh, who knew I would be meeting the devil, just my luck.

??: HAHAHAHA!! I'm not that low life piece of shit. The man in front of you is God.

Once Mathew heard this, he was gobsmacked.

Mathew: I thought that God was an old man with a long white beard and a grandpa vibe

God: That was way back in the past; nowadays, the church uses it to get more followers.

After that, God clicked his fingers, and they appeared in what looks to be an apartment. As God took a seat on the couch, he pulled out a file.

God: Let's see, hear Methew Hart, Age: 17, Sex: Male, lived in an apartment in Colorado with abusive parents. Your mother, if you can call her that, was an alcoholic and beat you every chance she got. Your stepfather was a meth addict. Your sister moved out at the age of 16 with a friend. It seems you died by the coronavirus. ( I know theirs a low chance of this happening, but I don't want to have a clitch thing like saving someone and getting hit by a car.) Well then, since you've had such a short and shitty life, I will offer you three wishes with limits and the ability to change your appearance.

Mathew: May I have a little while to think about it?

God: Of course, I have all the time in the world.

After a few hours of think, Mathew looks back up to see God gone? Mathew walks over where he used to be, to see the tv on and it showing God trying to pick up a girl at a bar! If you look closely at Mathew, you can see a vain popping up.

Mathew: That damn old man left me to go pick up girls!!

After that, he can see God getting smacked across the face by the girl and her stomping away.

God gave up a came back, but a soon as he came in, he got slapped again by Mathew.

God: What the hell was that you brat?!

Mathew: that's for leaving me to pick up girls you old pervert.

God: Fine, I will give you something extra how about that.

Mathew: Deal you old pervert.

God: Now tell me your wish already and get out.

Mathew: Fine, for my first wish, I want to be Gilgamesh's twin from the fate/series. My second wish is that I want to have the ability to copy other people's magic and weapons. ( Like Shirou but better) My third wish is to have instant mastery! I want to look like Gilgamesh, just with dark grey hair.

God: Huh, the first wish is okay. The second is okay too. Your third wish is a no go, but I can give you improved mastery where you can comprehend it faster than others. Your look is okay too.

Mathew: Deal but don't forget-

God: Yeah Yeah, I know, now get the hell out of here.

As God said that a portal appeared under Mathew, sending his soul flying down. As the portal closed, God walked up to his couch and sat down.

God: What a long day welp hope that boy has a good life down there I know he deserves it.