I've been here for seventeen years, Gil became the king of Babylon a few years back and let's just say Babylon had gone down the drain temples are destroyed.
The citizens are forced to do heavy labor and sexual abuse, and this was not what the gods aspected, and when they tried to intervene, Gilgamesh would refuse to submit.
But to Gil, who can see many possibilities of the future, this is the path that he has to take for the survival of humanity. He needs to hate the gods, and while having humanity dislike him that way, he can be this neutral party that only intervenes when necessary.
At that time, Enkidu was created from clay in the forest, but he didn't have a human form until the gods sent a divine harlot for him to sleep with.
Mathew: 'but I got a question what do they mean by sleeping with. Like just laying in bed or is he going at it like a tentacle clay monster. Well, let's just say I found the most realistic hentai I've ever seen. Too bad, I didn't wish for Pokeball's, gotta catch em all right.'
So after a thing that will be giving me nightmares for the rest of my life, Enkidu got his girly form and stalked Gil like a fangirl and after a few years brought him out of the city to confess his love wait I mean to fight like a real man right ya that's it.
During the show of love, I mean the manly fight I was sitting up on a hill with a bag of corn ya corn, not popcorn, just corn with creamy butter. So the match went on with Gil finally decided to throw out his vault, and I mean all of it even the wine bottles.
Mathew stood up and did a sturdy salute while a tear dropped down his right eye.
Mathew: 'You shall be missed.'
After three days and three nights of fighting, which I slept threw the last day and night. I woke up to see the two staring at each other straight in the eyes and Holding hands? No shaking ya shaking hands.
Mathew: 'So I guess it's my turn right.'
As this thought pass threw his mind, he decided to do one want of the most common things in the world, jump off the edge.
As Mathew was falling, he finally realized that it might have been a shitty idea. But it was too late because when he looked back down, he saw the ground pretty close, so he decides to do what most people do and did a superhero landing.
*BOOM*
Once Gil and Enkidu heard this, they instantly turned around in a fighting stance. Just to see a Mathew in a hero landing pose entirely still.
Gil: Damn it, Mongrol, you dare to interrupt our meeting!!
As Gil stands there staring daggers at Mathew who is still in his hero pose not responding, Enkidu goes up and lightly taps Mathew on the shoulder, and he instantly falls face-first into the dirt.
Seeing this, Gil fails to keep his stoic face and burst out laughing in a way unbefitting of a king.
Enkidu rushed over to Mathew's side and checked's what's wrong with just to find out he passed out due to the high wind pressure. ( Not recommended and remember it's not the ground that kills it's your own stupidity and depression)
Time skip one day~
As Mathew slowly wakes up from his bed, he couldn't remember he got back here in tell he's hit in the head literally by Flora, his mother.
Flora: Get out of the bed you reek and then go thank Gil and that girl Enkidu they carried you back here after that stupid stunt you did.
Mathew suddenly remembering what happen yesterday quickly look away from his mother's face.
Mathew: Are you not even worried at your only son and Enkidu's a guy.
As flora was walking out of the room she suddenly stopped and turned around staring at him intently.
Flora Humf* No I'm not you're the idiot who decided to jump not remembering the last time you did it and if Enkidu's a girl with that great of hair then I must be a man in a bat costume attacking clowns.