( Sorry that I'm late I just got super confused on my history timelines from B.C B.C.E, bc, and ad, so if I get some of the timelines wrong, I'm sorry and tell me so that way I can change it.)
Mathew was standing staring at the king and queen he could see the kings paler face than usual and knew that Semiramis already begone to poison the fool.
( Gonna use king for his name because it's long and annoying to write or copy especially for a dead man)
King: Aw lord Hart I see you've finally arrived the Queen and I have decided to build a grand garden and would like to make it on your land.
Mathew:'So it seems it's time to build the hanging gardens of Babylon.'
Mathew: that would most honor me, my king.
King: Grand, I would like you to show my wife areas in your land to build it.
Once he said that Mathew looks towards the queen to see her covering her face with a fan but had predatory eyes staring back at him.
As Mathey saw this, he internally sighed while thinking of the most significant quote in history.
Mathew:'"Never put your dick in crazy or vipers." and right in front of me is both of those.'
Mathew turns back to the king.
Mathew: It shall be done, my king.
King: Now, leave with her. I have other things I need to do.
Mathew and Semiramis walked out of the throne room to be met with ladies walking in and closing the door.
They reached outside the throne room to be met with a grand chariot with seats?
Semiramis: Why is it a chariot if I may ask.
Mathew: I like the way how the wind blows my hair.
Mathew then got in along with Semiramis and started going down the dirt road.
Semiramis: So now that we have some alone time why don't we enjoy ourself's
Mathew's simple reply to this was one sentence.
Mathew: I don't stick my thing in crazy or vipers.
Semiramis hearing this took a few seconds to reply
Semiramis: What did you call your queen, and I could have your head for that!
Mathew: Yes, you could, but I could have yours too if I told the king that you've been poisoning him.
Semiramis hearing this was shocked again and decided that she should remain silent the rest of the way.
Mathew appreciated the silence and started showing her around, and they finally found a site by a river.
Time Skip~ two years
The king has finally past, but before that, he announced that the hanging gardens were built for his wife. Rather funny thinking about it also quite weird how Semiramis becomes a hero just from killing one man running a kingdom for a few years and building a garden.
Well now it's time for me to leave but before that let go rob the palace. So once it hit dark, Mathew started looting, leaving fakes behind, and once he was done, he went to the throne room and painted the king and dirt pose with men.
Mathew:' Well, here, my payback for all those times you tried to take women from my territory. You're just like Zeus, you both think with your lower ends.'
Mathew: Well, then the next one alexander the great.
(Sorry for it being short)