AROUND 2000 YEARS AGO...
The darkness felt like an eternity before I surfaced into a new world.
Actually, to be honest, it was more like a virtual reality.
Curse you- actually, it was pretty warm.
And hey, it felt like I was taking a bath!
I forgot the last time I took one.
Was it 3 years ago?
Maybe 4?
Whatever.
But the water was hot.
Too hot, actually.
Hey, where's the knob?
Ouch that's hot!
Holy sh- that's lava!
WTF was I doing in a pool of lava?
Ouch.
Ow.
That hurts.
Fu- you.
Da- bastard.
It hurts.
I'm going under.
Fu- this was not a bath.
I regret it.
I told that bastard to throw me in a pit of lava if he dares.
Fu- I'm never saying that again.
I think I'll throw him in here next time and see what he thinks.
God Da- it.
I'm gonna stab all those da- doctors next time.
Fu- you.
Fu- you.
Fu- you.
Fu- you.
Fu- you.
Go burn in Hell you a-holes.