I was beginning to feel very awkward around the house.... so when grandma offered to go and visit her place.... I was more than happy...
I hate packing, so I would always pack as light as I could... so I never take time in packing....
"Grandma! Grandma!! Lets go... " I shouted while sitting in the cab...
" Coming, this old bones cant walk faster than this... " She laugh as she hobbled out from the house...
It was a three hour journey to her place.... we took the bus from the station...
Grandma, slept most of the time... 'Its how you save your energy from wasting it necessarily' she would say...
I put on my earphones and was ready to listen to some music..... as I was selecting the songs... My ear pick up some interesting gossip...
" Oh really? " a middle aged lady with the flowery blouse was sitting in the opposite side, and was chatting with another lady of her similar age...
" Yes, and you know what? She even did breast and butt implants!! " The one with the scarf over her head said.
" Tch, tch,.. she would be looking like a doll.... By the way from where did all the money come? What type of implant she did? " Flowery lady asked, while nodding her head.
" Sssshh, not so loud, I am not sure, but obviously it will be the cheap one, of course... you know how they are... It seems the money was sent by her brother who worked in the city " Scarf lady said..
' These village people, they always know more stuffs than the city people when it comes to gossiping ' I wanted to giggle.
" Now she is married to a wealthy man..., the implant was worth it.... ". The flowery lady said.
" Yeah, Sigh, if only my granddaughter, has heavier chest, she would have definitely beg one rich one too... Sigh! " The scarf lady sounded remorse.
" You, know during my time, I was also quite a catch, my assets were also very appealing... . " The scarf lady sounded proud... she even flank out her assets at that...
At that note, I wanted to laugh out so loud that, I was finding it so difficult to hold on to my laughter.... I even started to snort... Snort, Snort... .. I was shaking so much that I thought my intestines would burst....
" Tch, tch youths these days" Flowery lady said looking at me...
At that the scarf lady, slightly bend over to get look at me...
" Yeah, they lack maturity. " she added.
Here, I was pretending to be watching a comedy movie.... I thought my head would pop off!!!
* Scree... ch... *
The bus, came to a stop for a short break....
I quickly told grandma I was going for bathroom break... and dash for the rest room....
I laugh so hard covering my mouth... that I felt, all types of nature call were shouting out for me....
After awhile, I calm down... wash my face and did a little bit of stretching then, hopped into the bus....