P'No: I turn you gay.
P'Pam: I have to tell you something.
P'No: what?
P'Pam: don't get mad.
P'No: ok just tell me.
P'Pam: I got a girlfriend but we broke up.
P'No: why are you telling me this if you broke up.
P'Pam: just hear me out she invited me to her room and we were going to do it but I couldn't at first.
P'No:Why not?
P'Pam: I can't get hard because I was ....
P'No: I was what?
P'Pam: we end up doing it at the end but their was only one reason I could get it up.
P'No: How?😠
P'Pam: think about you.
P'No: I don't know if I should be happy or mad about it because you still had sex with her.
P'Pam: I'm sorry.
P'No: if you sorry then do me a favor please.
P'Pam: I will do anything for you to accept my apologies.
P'No: tell everyone that you are mine.
P'Pam: I can't do that
P'No: why?
P'Pam: I still have came out to my parents if I tell everyone that I'm gay or bi my parents are going to find out.
P'No: Ok but you know this is a good crisis.
P'Pam: How?
P'No: because fate let you sleep with a girl and you found out that your gay or bi that the crisis the good thing is that we are going out now.
P'Pam: Yah