Kleptomaniac in Cultivation World
Ramses was a lifelong kleptomaniac—a man who stole anything that wasn’t nailed down (and sometimes, things that were). From childhood trinkets to priceless artworks, he pilfered with equal parts audacity and misplaced charity. By the time he died—a corrupt politician turned infamous gentleman thief—he’d robbed the rich, the poor, and even the Pope, with no regrets except that it had all become rather boring.
But death was only the beginning.
Instead of hell or heaven, Ramses finds himself in the hands of two cosmic bureaucrats who, desperate to be rid of him, offer reincarnation in another world. With a spin of the celestial wheel and a little opportunistic “borrowing,” Ramses gets a gift...or well two. And a curse.
Now born in cultivation world as an orphan Ramses finds himself with a singular goal. To steal the secrets of immortality. And everything in between.
Armed with cunning, insatiable curiosity, and an unshakable urge to liberate anything shiny, Ramses will rise from an orphaned infant to a cultivator feared not for his strength—but for his ability to steal techniques, treasures, and hearts alike.