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Chapter 27 - Parents Are Shit The Good Shit Part 1

2 Months later

P'Pam: P'No I decided to come out to my parents.

P'No: For real.

P'Pam: But you have to go with me for support.

P'No: ok I will but tell me about your parents so I can be prepared.

P'Pam: ok my parents are traditional asian family that wants to have grandchildren.

P'No: ok

P'Pam: it not ok

P'No: why is it not ok?

P'Pam: because I am the only son and child they have.

P'No: I got this.

( P'Pam Parent's house )

Mom: Hi P'Pam welcome home and who this person with you?

P'Pam: this is my roommate P'No.

P'No: nice to meet you P'Pam mom.

Mom: call me Aunt.

P'No: ok Aunt

Dad: hi P'Pam

Mom: this is P'No

Dad: oh hi nice to meet you but P'Pam you don't come home so is there something you need.

Mom: don't tell me you need money!?

Dad: You should of called me.

Mom: give him some money.

P'Pam: mom...

Mom: this is so sad to see my only son broke how much do you need?

P'Pam: Mom and Dad I don't need money I here to talk to you about something serious.

Mom: come in then .

Dad: sit down. Honey please give us food and beer.!!

P'Pam: we can't have beer we drove here.

Mom: why don't you two stay a night?

Dad: yah it will be midnight when you leave.

Mom: here you go have some tea and snacks

(Sit down) so what did you want to say after having a long journey.

P'Pam: I don't want you to get mad.

Mom: is it something dumb then I don't want to hear it.

P'No: it nothing like that.

Dad: were you allow to talk.

P'No: No sir sorry.

P'Pam: don't talk to the guest like that.

Mom: yah don't do that.

Dad: ok but son what do you want to say?

Mom: don't tell me you have a girlfriend.

P'Pam: it something like that

Dad: wait I know don't tell me!

P'Pam: do you think you know?

Dad: you got your lady friend pregnant.

Mom: good for you I'm going to be a Grandma I have to call your aunt.

( Pick up the phone )

P'Pam: stop that not it.

Mom: it not then what is it?

P'Pam: don't get mad.

Mom: just tell us.

P'Pam: I'm gay

Dad: what?

Mom: haven't you learn your lesson after what happened to your playing soccer.

Dad: you are bi curious you don't know if you like girls or boys but I know you like the girls .

Mom: wait don't tell me you have a boyfriend.

P'No: I'm his boyfriend.

Mom: what have you done with my baby have you have sex with him P'Pam?

P'Pam: mom stop being mean.

Mom: have you have sex with him? answer me.

P'No: I haven't had sex with him.

Dad: that good but why not?

Mom: yah why not?

P'Pam: are you against us going out or not I'm confused about this?

Mom: I'm am against it but I have a handsome son and your boyfriend haven't had sex with you.

Dad: how long have you been going out?

P'No: a couple of months.

Dad: I don't think he likes you P'Pam.

P'Pam: why not?

Dad: when I met your mother after 2 Months we had sex and about 3 months she got pregnant.

Mom: honey why did you have to say that?!!

P'No: Sir I like you son very much.

Mom: so why haven't you have sex?

P'No: he would let me have sex with him till I met his parents.

Mom: P'Pam do you really like P'No?

P'Pam: Yes mom I love him very very much.

Mom: honey it nothing we can do about them.

Dad: man I want grandchildren.

Mom: we can adopt it better then wait 9 months if he did have a girlfriend.

Dad: let just drink and fall asleep.

Mom: yah