Today is the day that I will finally take my life.
It has been an incredible journey thus far, and I have accomplished all that I have set out to accomplish from the moment that I'd found myself reincarnated into this eastern fantasy.
Honestly, me. A simple farmer has reached the pinnacle of all creation under heaven. Yet, despite that seemingly impossible achievement, I feel so empty inside. Perhaps, it is because I am all alone here in this place. This summit. For the loneliest number is me.
So many people have left me on my journey towards greatness for one reason or another. They either did not have the OP systems or cheats to reach the top with me, and I feel so guilty for totally forgetting about them for many, many adventures, especially when I ascend to a higher realm.
Now that I have reached the peak, standing above all else, looking down at the world and everything below, I wonder to myself, what have I truly accomplished in the end? Where are my friends, families, and most importantly, a harem of heaven defying beauties?
I was promised that and much more. I was promised that and –!
"Divine Emperor Shin!" The sky roar violently and spat out a being with unfathomable power. His aura alone would shatter the very foundation of the world. "I am here to take your –
"Shut the fuck up and get in line," I bellow and send the intruder scattered across the nine or so realms of creation. Good luck putting himself together in a few million years.
Now, where was I? Oh yes, I was thinking about killing myself and –
"Mwuahahahaha! I have transcended this mortal coil. I have reached the peak of immortality. You are no match for me, Divine Emperor –
The owner of that voice is blasted into the boundless abyss with a gesture of my hand. Since he stated to have transcended mortality, killing him would be useless. Trapping him in another dimension for all of eternity is a better choice. I estimate it will take him about a couple of million years to break out of there.
Now. I was about to kill myself and begin –
"Shin, you bastard! How dare you steals the Eyes of the Beholder? If you know what good for you then give it to me," a titanic heavenly beast stares down at the summit.
Jesus fucking Christ. Can't a guy have a moment of lamentation to himself? Not if all of these fuckers keep coming and bothering me. Fine. I will deal with all of them and then return to killing myself.
"Alright, come here you puny serpent. Let me make a snake stew out of you!" I roar and unleash my might without any restrain. The heaven above trembles, let alone everything else below.
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"The loneliest number is me," I sing to myself as I stand at the summit once more. Only this time, there is absolutely eerie silent all around me. Everything is dead because I simply desire a moment of silence to myself.
Some probably say that is a tad bit extreme, but hey, it is their fucking fault for not keeping in line and waiting for their death until I am done with my self-reflection. Now they are all dead, like they wanted.
Great Serpent of the Boundless Void? Dead. Immortal Demon Emperor? Dead. Twelve Heavenly God? Dead. Every single fucking mother fuckers is dead.
The slate has been cleaned completely, with only me remains, and I am truly alone. The future would probably wonder what the hell just happen during the closing of this era. That will be their problem.
Oh, during all the killings and bugs squashing, I learn that there is a higher realm. A greater summit for me to reach, but unfortunately, I cannot transcend further due to the limit of my current cultivation.
That could be fixed. Easily be fixed.
Time to destroy my meridians and start from the beginning. This time, I will surely reach the summit, and then I can truly have my cliché harem of flawless jade-skin beauty.