Chapter 2 - Hahamwa

To be honest I forgot where I left off the other chapter and I'm too lazy to read it so I'm just going to write something and hope it actually follows where I left off.

I woke up burning, like I was stuck inside a microwave that was inside of an oven in the sun. 'Who the heck turned off the ac?' I thought to myself. It was at this point I heard some strange grunting and felt myself moving, "What the- did I fall asleep on a questionable rollercoaster?"

Eventually I saw light, so of course I ran straight into it because god isn't real but vitamin D is. I eventually reached the light and felt myself falling, and saw where I came from, what I came from. It was a giant bearded dragon looking thing with two dozen legs and a stomach that looked like my alcoholic dad, funnily enough.

It left. It went north if you were wondering, it was looking for a family of starship enterprises to Learn how to make a rhubarb turnover from.

So I decided to play a game of I Spy by myself to learn my surroundings, except instead of colours, I was looking with my eyes at shapes, with textures and colours and other art terms I didn't pay enough attention in class to know.

I spotted some water right next to me and decided to look at my reflection. I immediately regretted my decision more than when I went to see Rio 2 in theaters. I looked like your mom if she weighed a literal ton, was pregnant, covered in tar, and was melted by some water a random girl with a lion friend and a robot thingie threw on you.

My writing is really bad, but shaddup. I don't question your decision to go through with the pregnancy even though neither of you are financially stable. So screw off