Monty Python

【Let me laugh's new book, you know what I mean, the quality is guaranteed!】 The Reincarnator Chu Ge was unfortunately bitten by a Black Cat, and because of this, was pulled into the Survival Arena. Upon entering the Survival Arena, humans would randomly transform into animals or plants to compete in life-and-death struggles, with the losers completely turning into animals and living in a daze in zoos forever! Bedrooms, parks, mountain peaks, boundless grasslands, azure seas, and magnificent atmospheres—all became arenas of competition! In the Survival Arena, Chu Ge became an African Lion! Lions fought tigers, dragons contested with pythons! Chu Ge said, "In the survival of the fittest, I must survive!"

Mise à jour quotidienne ! 9h PST ---------------------- À l'ère de l'Éveil Universel sur la Sphère Azure, une myriade de races et de dieux coexistent. Démons, dieux obscurs et monstres descendent dans le royaume mortel, pour être accueillis par les Éveillés. Howard, lors de son Rituel d'Éveil, découvre des talents doubles — Récupération de Mana de rang F, et le talent suprême : Synthèse Suprême. Il garde un profil bas, se cachant en tant que 'magus ordinaire'. À travers d'innombrables actes de synthèse, il forge des artefacts suprêmes, des compétences suprêmes et des classes suprêmes ! Synthèse de Boule de Feu... Ding ! Synthèse réussie, acquisition de la compétence de rang D — Serpent de Feu ! Synthèse de Serpent de Feu... Ding ! Synthèse réussie, acquisition de la compétence de rang B — Python de Feu ! Synthèse de Python de Feu... Ding ! Synthèse réussie, acquisition de la compétence de rang S — Dragonfeu ! Lorsque les démons envahissent et que les dieux obscurs descendent, ils restent bouche bée devant la Sphère Azure qui se dresse devant eux. "Non, c'est un piège... un piège déguisé en simple cupcake !" ---------------------- Participation WSA 2023 ! Veuillez montrer votre soutien si vous aimez l'histoire ! Comment pouvez-vous montrer votre soutien ? Offrez une Pierre de Pouvoir ! 150 = 1 chapitre bonus 200 = 2 chapitres bonus 500 = 3 chapitres bonus La sortie bonus aura lieu la semaine suivante !

King Niklaus Mikaelson, a name that resonated with both fear and reverence across the Mythralian Peninsula, was a figure shrouded in a dark, commanding aura. His reputation as the most ruthless and strongest ruler had been etched into the annals of history through countless conquests and acts of sheer dominance. The Kingdom of Emberlyn, his seat of power, had become a formidable force under his iron-fisted rule, expanding relentlessly as he sought to unite the entire peninsula beneath his banner. Niklaus was a man who wielded authority like a weapon, his charisma a tool for bending others to his will. To the world, he was the epitome of power and allure, the man every woman desired and every rival feared. Yet, beneath his striking exterior and regal bearing lay a darkness as deep and unyielding as the obsidian blade he kept sheathed at his side. In the resplendent Kingdom of Aquarion, where the gentle whispers of the wind and the serene beauty of the landscape paint a portrait of tranquility, Princess Emily Wilson stands as a luminous enigma. As the eldest and middle daughter of King Wilson, Emily is a figure both revered and shrouded in mystery, a living legend whose beauty is spoken of in hushed, reverent tones. Emily’s physical beauty is legendary, though it remains largely unseen by the world beyond her family. Her rare blue eyes, deep and mesmerizing, are said to capture the essence of the sky and the sea, reflecting a depth of emotion and intelligence that transcends mere appearance. Her blonde hair, a cascade of sunlit strands, frames her face with a halo of ethereal light, adding to her mystique. To those who have glimpsed her, Emily is a vision of unparalleled grace, a princess whose beauty is as captivating as it is elusive. Yet, Emily’s allure extends far beyond her physical appearance. She embodies a unique blend of wisdom, strength, and purity, qualities that make her a formidable presence in her kingdom. Her wisdom is profound, her decisions guided by an insight that belies her years. She approaches her role with a sense of purpose and clarity, balancing the weight of her responsibilities with the grace of a true leader.

After Wang Mang died, he turned into a giant python and evolved like crazy! With the help of his family, he grew bigger and bigger! From the first few meters to tens of meters, and then to hundreds of meters! From Burmese Python to Titan Python, and then to Deep Sea Python! When Wang Mang's size reached hundreds of meters, the earth took a sudden change and the disaster came...

In the world of Hōutiān (Heaven's Thunder), power lies in mastery of cultivation and control over the primal elements. For young Bo Jian, born into the powerful Bo family in Huǒmáng Chéng (Flame Python City), life begins as a struggle. Marked as the family’s weakest member, Jian cannot cultivate due to a mysterious seal placed upon him since birth—a seal woven by his mother at the cost of her life to protect him from forces too powerful for an infant to withstand. Mocked and dismissed by others, Jian immerses himself in knowledge, studying herbs, ancient techniques, and the art of alchemy, though he knows he lacks the qi to bring these lessons to life. Everything changes when Jian stumbles upon a legendary sword hidden deep within the forest—The Dragon's Spine—a weapon infused with the soul of Zhēnyè Lóng, an ancient dragon whose power rivals that of the gods. Bound by fate and blood, the dragon’s spirit awakens within Jian, offering him guidance, protection, and the means to break the seal that’s kept his potential shackled. Jian’s transformation is swift and remarkable, unlocking both the Lion's Heartflame, a supreme flame gifted by his mother, and the dragon’s own essence, imbuing him with a strength beyond his years. But Jian’s rise does not go unnoticed. The city’s enemies, the ruthless Shé and Huǒ families, conspire to seize control, allied with Xuánye, a master cultivator from another continent, and the corrupt Council of Ember. As battle lines are drawn, the Bo, Long, and Yan families unite to defend Huǒmáng Chéng, even as they face insurmountable odds. Now, Jian must navigate a path of cultivation forged by both legacy and fate, mastering his newfound abilities and facing forces that would tear his city apart. With the power of flame, dragon scales, and ancient wisdom, Jian’s journey transforms from one of survival to one of destiny, as he battles to protect those he loves—and awakens a power that even the gods themselves may fear.

In the age of Universal Awakening on the Azure Sphere, a myriad of races and gods coexist. Devils, dark gods, and monsters descend upon the mortal realm, only to be met by the Awakened. Howard, during his Awakening Ritual, discovers dual talents— F-rank Mana Recovery, and the supreme talent: Supreme Synthesis. He keeps a low profile, hiding as a 'common magus.' Through countless acts of synthesis, he forges supreme artifacts, supreme skills, and supreme classes! Fireball synthesis... Ding! Synthesis successful, attaining D-rank skill— Fire Serpent! Fire Serpent synthesis... Ding! Synthesis successful, attaining B-rank skill— Fire Python! Fire Python synthesis... Ding! Synthesis successful, attaining S-rank skill— Dragonfire! When devils invade and dark gods descend, they are left slack-jawed by the Azure Sphere before them. "No, this is a trap... a trap disguised as a mere cupcake!"

After accidentally transmigrating to ancient desolate continent, Li Yaodao wakes up in the form of the weakest black monster snake. Trapped within a powerful thunder formation, unable to escape, his fate seems sealed. But just as all hope fades, the Super Evolution System awakens. Ding! Congratulations, you’ve evolved into a three-tailed mystic serpent! Ding! Congratulations, you’ve evolved into a six-winged shadow serpent! Ding! Congratulations, you’ve evolved into a nine-tailed abyssal python! With newfound powers Li Yaodao rise through the ranks of the food chain. His ultimate goal: to ascend beyond mere beasts, transforming into a dragon and making the world tremble in fear. In this life, I shall be invincible! ................................................................................................ Please support me at: https://ko-fi.com/madlogic999

Ryu was a victim of bullying constantly at his school, aimless and depressed, he crawled his way through life doing the bare minimum. One day after a particularly brutal attack Ryu was hospitalized and when he awoke in the hospital, his entire life changed...

Life doesn't pull punches, that's what Jason's dad told him before he left at a young age. "Growing up in the Bronx doesn't pull punches either," thought Jason as he woke up. Jason had just turned 18, he was a small-time dealer for a local gang with no plans in life but to scrape by doing the bare minimum. How will he change when he downloads a weird life-changing app? 4 Chapters a Week!

An Chen, after being transported to a mystical world, activates the Saint Teacher System and inherits the divine Fire of the Gods. This great power comes at a cost—An Chen loses his sight for three years. Fortunately, the kind villagers take care of him with great compassion during his difficult time. Grateful for their kindness, An Chen opens a small school in the village, hoping to teach the children valuable skills for their future. Little does he know, his students aren't human—they are animals! His classroom is filled with giant pandas, cheetahs, tigers, ground sloths, black bears, and even pythons. Captivated by An Chen’s teachings, these animals awaken their spiritual intelligence and begin to evolve into spirit beasts, capable of cultivation and mastering powerful martial arts. Two years later, a Dragon Nation geographical survey team arrives at the legendary Mountain of Ten Thousand Ancestors and is stunned by what they witness: “What?! That figure in the straw hat, holding a bamboo rod... is a giant panda?” “Unbelievable! Have you ever seen a muscle-bound tiger walking upright and talking?” “My god! That ground sloth is driving stakes into the ground... and practicing Wing Chun?!” “Heaven help us! That black bear is lifting a motorcycle as part of its workout?” News of this bizarre scene spreads, shaking the world to its core! A year later, as spiritual energy revives across the globe and strange phenomena appear, challengers from foreign lands arrive. Just when the tension peaks, a small turtle steps forward, introducing itself as the "Turtle Hermit." After effortlessly defeating all opponents, it leaves behind a bold declaration: “If anyone dares to question the might of my master, An Chen, they are welcome to face him!”

In ancient times, a powerful black python slumbered in the depths of the earth. After a century, it transformed into a formidable serpent, and after a millennium, it ascended to the skies as a majestic dragon. Three thousand years ago, the immortal Zun Lin Hao, a legendary human warrior, vanquished countless demons but was ultimately betrayed by his own kind and met a tragic end at their hands. Now, three thousand years later, Lin Hao is reborn within the body of the black python. Determined to reclaim his lost power, he harnesses the essence of demons to forge a new path, defying fate and striving to ascend from serpent to dragon, challenging the heavens themselves in a quest for vengeance and transformation.

# SNAKEHUSBAND # ARCHEOLOGY Yan Jiao is dreaming again! A cold, flexible body, blood-red eyes… A huge python wrapped around her, bringing her waves of pleasure! As an archaeologist, Yan Jiao had been a good, obedient girl since she was young. She could swear that she never did anything bad to snakes. She had never eaten snakes or played with snakes! But after she wore that ring, she dreamt of mating with a snake every night. Yan Jiao felt that this couldn't go on. She must be having shameful dreams because she had too much idle time. So, she decided to use work to enrich herself. It so happened that her team uncovered an ancient tomb during this time, so she packed her bags and set off with the large group. Only after she went there did she find out that it was the tomb of the Snake King! A bad feeling grew in her heart, and sure enough… Tens of thousands of poisonous snakes surrounded them! Those who were terrified and cowardly fainted right away, and just when they thought they would die there, smoke came out of nowhere all around them, and they fainted. Only Yan Jiao was awake to see that big snake in her dream gliding toward her before turning into a handsome man…

# WIFESPOILING # SNAKEHUSBAND [On my wedding night, my husband is a snake!] Ning Qing got lost when she was young, and a black python saved her and said, “I saved you. You will have to be my wife in the future.” The young Ning Qing didn’t know what a “wife” was, only that she needed to give birth to snake babies. Later, Ning Qing was saved and grew up successfully, entered higher education and was about to get an internship. The black python had taken a human form and created its own business empire. When the two met after many years, the man recognized Ning Qing and was very satisfied with the wife that had been sent to him. However, he still acted business-like and said, “Be my assistant. Not only will you handle documents and travel with me, but you’ll also take care of my pet!” She didn’t recognize him, so Ning Qing nodded. “Good!” After officially starting work, the man secretly observed his wife and saw on her phone a random picture of a black python. He asked unhappily, “What are you doing?” “A big snake saved me when I was younger. He said I had to be his wife and give birth to snake babies.” A certain man silently exhaled at that. “But… the biology I learned back in junior high school said there’s a difference between human reproductive systems and animals, so I can’t give birth to snake babies. To fulfill the promise, I found a female snake as a new wife for him. The man’s face darkened. “How would you know it likes female snakes?” Ning Qing was stunned. “Then… I’ll look for a…male one?” The man: “...”

It's the year 1952, the Cold War has everyone in a frenzy. The Cold War has everyone's attention that they don't see what was happening in the shadows. Vampires are influtraiting the government to keep an underground blood market away from the eyes of the public. There is an inner conflict within the vampire ranks. Some vampires want to stay hidden and control people from the shadows but others want to assert dominance. There are two groups of vampires; the Bleeders and the Whispers. The Bleeders are aggressive and violent. They see humans as either livestock or potential vampires. They see the Whispers as weak and helpless. On the other hand, the Whispers are passive and want the blood market to be built on trust and consent. They don't like to draw attention to themselves and only feed when necessary. The story follows a humble barber named Montgomery "Monty" Levey. His life is pretty average but one night he's attacked by a Bleeder and a Whisper turns him into a vampire to save his life. Monty learns the ways of the Whispers and learns to navigate the blood market.

I could hear the din from the bar as I exited my SUV and I was still almost a block away. What a shame! I knew from long experience that would change as soon as my foot crossed the threshold. I tend to have that effect on people. I’m six feet six inches tall and I weigh an even 250 pounds—all of it broad shouldered muscle. My Body Mass Index at my last physical was less than four percent. My light brown hair is styled exactly the way it’s been for the past fifteen years—ever since I first joined the Navy. Sure enough, no sooner had I taken my first step into the bar than the noise died. When I turned left and stepped up to the bar the people there couldn’t back away fast enough. I took a stool in the middle of the empty space and sat down, waiting for the bartender to approach. “I’m not looking for any trouble.” “Good…neither am I. Give me a ginger ale.” He reached under the bar for a glass and some ice. Twenty seconds later he slid the glass in my direction. I pulled a fiver from my pocket and dropped it on the bar. He ignored it and walked away to draw a few beers and pour some wine. It looked to me like this was a pretty cheap crowd. Checking up and down the bar all I could see were longnecks and drafts. I reached into the lower left pocket of my cargo pants. Like almost everything else I was wearing they were a true deep navy blue. My heavy shoes were black as was my wide belt. My belt said as much about me as the bold white lettering across my chest. Just below the American flag over my heart were the letters that were my life—U. S. MARSHAL. On my right hip was my nickel plated .44 Magnum Colt Python, just behind two speed loaders in addition to the twenty-four rounds on the belt. On my left hip was my ASP Talon baton—every bit as deadly a weapon in my hands as the revolver. A pouch at the back of my right hip held my stainless steel handcuffs and its partner on the opposite side held my radio—my link to my backup team. I placed the photo flat on the bar as the bartender returned to me. “I’ll have another,” I said in a loud voice, continuing so I wouldn’t be overheard. “Don’t pick it up and don’t make a production of looking at it. I’ve been told that he comes here a lot. Is he here tonight? If he is and he escapes because you’ve given me away I’ll see to it that you’re arrested for obstruction of justice.” He gulped a few times but did as he was told, nodding slightly in response. I continued almost at a whisper. “If my nose is pointing to twelve o’clock, my right ear to three, the back of my head to six, and my left ear to nine, tell me where he is. Again, don’t point or do anything obvious and we’ll be fine.” He pretended to wipe the bar as he whispered, “About 4:30 with his back to you.” I picked up the reflection in the mirror then asked, “Red shirt with black and white stripes, looking away from me?” He nodded again. Now, in my normal tone of voice I asked, “Where’s the men’s room?”

An MMA fighter seems like he’s becoming a journeyman in his fight career. However, things take a positive turn and he learns that maybe he’s capable of achieving the impossible.

A merciless Alpha, notorious for hunting the mates of his enemies, uses loneliness to his advantage until his mate arrives, starting England's biggest wolf hunt. Krey Graymer is heartless and feared by many. As the new Alpha of the most powerful pack in the country, Krey rules the only way he knows how; on anger, grief, and dominance. Krey has used his lonely soul as a weapon for many years. Nobody could kill him, and nobody could target his mate because he didn't have one, until little Pippor Monty stumbles into his life.

# SNAKEHUSBAND Ning Ruxing never feared snakes because she met a great serpent that saved her life when she was lost in the woods as a child. Jin Yebei, a great python spirit who had been cultivating for a thousand years, was struck by a divine thunderbolt when he attempted ascension. He was unable to maintain his human form after that... but he could shapeshift ahead of time because of Ning Ruxing's kiss! When he met Ning Ruxing as a child while she was sobbing and lost, she asked, ""Do you have any food, great serpent? I'm so hungry...""Jin Yebei brushed his stiff head against her salivating, meaty body and resisted the impulse to devour her in a single gulp. ""I can give you food... But you must promise to be my wife when you're older, or I shall eat you!"" Ning Ruxing stared, wide-eyed as she asked, ""Wife? What's that?""Jin Yebei: ""Marry me when you're older, and you will make snake babies for me!""Ning Ruxing: ""Okay!""Years later, when they met again, Jin Yebei had built an empire in commerce, and all he needed now was to wait for Ning Ruxing to uphold her promise... Of course, he was concerned she would not remember and that she might be afraid of his true form. Nonetheless, he inadvertently showed his true form to him one day. Not only was she unafraid, but she also held his head and kissed it. "You're so cool, darling! Having a snake husband who's also a CEO? I'd never stop smiling even while I dream!"

Above the sky, a thousand-meter-long Kun soared over the city, utterly unfazed by the missile bombardment. In Australia, a colossal thousand-meter-long python laid waste to the city, consuming millions of lives before slowly departing amidst the explosions of several nuclear bombs. Entering this perilous world, Chen Chu, who had accidentally acquired a cloned newt, found himself somewhat perplexed. What could he possibly achieve with palm-sized hexagonal salamanders? Create viral videos for popularity? Go down to the creek and catch shrimp? Or perhaps... evolve into a colossal behemoth? The hexagonal salamander, also known as the hexagonal dragon, possessed boundless evolutionary potential, gradually transforming into a mythical and legendary monster capable of world-shattering destruction. With body lengths stretching from hundreds of meters to kilometers, even tens of thousands of meters... And thanks to the synchronized strengthening characteristic, Chen Chu's own physique was growing mightier with each passing day. His strength surged, his speed accelerated, and even...

This novel is also known as Fey Evolution Merchant The shining stars and birds flying in the blue sky and white clouds, the fast shadow clouded leopards hunting and hunting in the vast grasslands, the acid eroded pythons hiding in the shadows of trees in the mottled rain forest, and the chalky Canglong dragon under the deep blue sea. Lin Yuan found that he could allow infinite evolution of spirits, and continuously purify the bloodline. Dust butterfly-stainless steel butterfly-emerald green butterfly-royal tourmaline butterfly. This is a pure pet article, a world of beast masters.

When he woke up, Zhou Feng found that he had crossed, and bound a system of [Pet Evolution System]. The system's ability was very simple. As long as you spend money, you can evolve all Pet. "Ding Dong, your [Needle fly] has evolved successfully and you have obtained [A-level Ability-Alloy Cutting]" "Ding Dong, your [Blood sucking mosquito] has evolved successfully, and its ability to evolve [deadly toxin]" "Ding Dong, your [Black Python] has evolved successfully, and you have obtained [A Level Ability—Titan Bloodline]" Information: this novel is also one uoloaded by me in the name 'i can evovle animals madly' but changed the name and some content and re uploading

He is the most mysterious backstage financier in the entertainment industry! They have become popular one after another. But at the peak of his career, he chose to live in seclusion in the countryside! It has opened a 'wonderful zoo'. I thought I would live a leisurely and full life here, but unexpectedly, I became a neighbor of the fourth quarter of "The Life of Desire"! Liu Tianxian: Wow! This parrot can sing "Look at the girl opposite"! Boss Yang: Can I play with your python? Huang Lei: Why is a brown bear so good at cooking? Pumbaa: I'm not as good as an orangutan in dancing

The life of me and my fellow member of my royalty family has gone down the drain as this misfortune befall us. My life as a princess had been swift and fast making me regret coming into this world. I have suffered from the bitterness of life and nature, my foreseen misfortune has been prefigured since I was born. My father make sure I lived a less misfortune life, he did everything in his power to stop the foreseeable danger from happening, sobbing softly..... recalled Miriam. Don't cry, said python, you are going to succeed in this journey; said python trying to convince yourself more than the princess. Whispering softly, you are going to get better and I am going to be with you as long as I possibly can Rest

Kray was an average teenager who just admitted to college? but the fate has something else in store. In an electric short circuit he dies. but he is reincarnated into a world which is more advance then earth? how will he survive? how will he adapt to very different advanced but Hirechical society? follow him in his journey to grow as a person facing different scenarios which you can't even imagine

Seo-yeon, a very innocent girl wakes up in another body, adapting quickly to the situation she grows up to be a very stunning girl. She thought she was prepared but.. "Sword Trap!" "KO-HPHEAL!" "MONSTER QUAKERITE!" Looking at the kids her age playing with cards on a very strange table yelling unfamiliar words with a blank face, she thought: W-Why is this world similar to a kids anime..? __ 2 Years Later: "The Silent Rangedueler!" "Demon Eyes Solanine!" The Headmaster Of South West Academy: "Master, let me prepare tea for you." The Evangelion, which consists of people who revere Seo-Yeon.. Seo-Yeon: *Spits Blood*

Queen Viper, Kingsnake, Coral Snake, Deadly Adder, Python, Robin, Sliver tongue Boomslang, Garter,Salamander, and Mouse. All animals yet at the same Time the names of members of a mafia, called the snake pit. A Mafia that New Orleans Police had been carefully tracking for years, and the Police had finally decided to make a move and send someone in. Meet 'Caroline Marie Warren' Detective for New Orleans Police, The same one going into the snake pit. This Story follows the Journey of Caroline Warren who is tasked the impossible.

The moment the little tyrant of the nobles, Roel Ascart, saw his stepsister, he recalled his memories. He realized that he was in the world of a gal game he played in his previous life. To make things worse, he was the greatest villain in the common route of the game! «I’ll be killed by the main character and the four capture targets ten years from now. Is there still any hope for me?» Just thinking about the fearsome glints of those sharp swords those beautiful capture targets held in their hands, Roel couldn’t help but tremble in fear. Till a voice finally sounded in his head. 【Welcome to the House Resurgence System] ———————————————————————— I am new to this so forgive for mistakes Please enjoy and drop some power stones 100 power stones= 2 chapters

All Mia ever wanted was to marry the love of her life but being a princess and life itself isn't always that easy. She was a princess while her cousin was the King, everything was harmonious until her cousin's true identity is revealed and stirs up rebellion within the castle walls all because of his gender orientation. In an attempt to fix the situation, she was forced into an arrange marriage by her mother without her consent which made her run away. Finding refuge in the home of her true love Monty, the Captain of the Royal Guards, they decided to get married and live a simple life. However, Monty's father had other plans. Using their marriage in order to abdicate King Julien and bestow Monty with the throne as a way of cleansing the castle of its sins.

Hello         I am extremely nervous and excited as This is my first time writing, and I already know what my writing qualities are. I am overconfident in my worldbuilding for I have done nothing but worldbuild in my head for around 2 years. My nemesis is actually putting a story in it. That is what I will be working on here. That was a little too fast but hey I'll work on it, don't expect chapter releases to be on a schedule, or on schedule. As I am a lazy bastard and am writing this out of boredom. (kinda) Remember when I said I have been working on a world for about 2 years? (Paraphrasing). Forget it, that will probably be my next one. This one is solely to help me be at least a decent storyteller by the time I'm finished. Now onto the story, (finally) this world is an altered star wars universe, so in effect episode 1-6 are the only movies considered canon. Not sharing my opinion on the others they are solely non-canon here because of some things they change to the universe that I do not like. Also don't expect cover art for this story at all even I would be surprised if this gets one. and new title ideas are wanted And finally I hope you stay with me and this story and give me as much criticism as I can handle so I can become a better writer and you can have a better story. And let's see what happens. Enjoy whatever comes of this.