A long long time ago, in a house far away. There lived a man named Kelpo.
Kelpo was your normal idiot. He enjoyed eating 12 bowls of cereal a day and he took children's vitamin gummies like they were... something that you eat by the handful... popcorn?
Anyways, one day Kelpo was enjoying his 6th bowl of cereal, when suddenly, he was hit in the face by a meteorite. He died.