Do you know what the definition of getting F*cked over is? well i do but it's not so hard to explain after all. it's just that why the hell do i want too?
It's when you can't get over something that your trying to win at despite all the hardships you have endured.
It's when no matter what you do to try to stop it, it doesn't stop and defies all logical concepts all the sudden and hits you right in the cr*tch.
It's when all hell let's lose when you're just trying to court your girlfriend to the movies but get a gauge shell stuck to the butt by her paranoid daddy.
It's when you try to join your friends in mountain climbing to have a fun race to the top, only to be met by a land slide by yourself.
think of it like running out of toilet paper in the bathroom ... yeah .... but the toilet is on fire and your glued into it.
And that's just the jist of it! people who get f*cked over usually tend to not be able to differentiate between reality and fantasy when it hits them hard sometimes like this.
And get other people like me a passerby involved in a Bank Heist Hostage! getting chased by the authorities in a Trailer Van from New Tork To Puerto Rica like a Speed and Furious Movie.
Well that experience would be pretty cool for you, but when you have a shotgun duct taped to your head stuck in car with a guy holding in it like it's some Oscar award for being the best at being a dip sh*t all the while getting gitter fingers from the sirens and a Woman about to give birth yelling all along the way, let me just say that it would be one hell of a ride.
.... Why a'm i currently rambling about this well it's maybe because i might be considered one of them. the less fortunate, not poor no not like that its more of always having a banana peel in every step of the way , however alas im fortunate enough to get lucky in this life time unlike my time in Terra which was filled with terror like i didn't have any good luck there at all ..... But for others i can't say the same anymore.
for example meet Gob the goblin .... meh don't worry about my naming sense it's not gonna matter because of how cliqhe it sounds, but what's happening to Gob right now.
Gob is ... how do we explain this ... a generic one thought processing lower life form that functions very simply like how a kid goes grocery shopping with a to do list without their parents. Yeah a baboon!
it likes to raid, it likes to fight, but most of all its greedy of money! .... trying to plunder coins from a village successfully or get killed by a hero the guardians of the region.
Gob is just like every other Goblin minding his own business sh*tting around other peoples territory not carring a troll dung about the world. Always looking for something to eat or mess around with, waiting for the day it gets to its highest glory in life.
Today is one of those days Yes you heard me! today it rises up from the flames stuck to its ass screaming in agony! and writhing in pain. Why?
because it messed with someone that it shouldn't have and that some one was me!
It's not entirely all my fault though that Gob is in deep pain. all it had to do is mind it's own business like literally! Stay the Prick away from me! but it's IQ really isn't in the Numan Level of intelligence in this world sadly even when i gave it a chance to run. after all there is no fault in backing down only in retreating defeated will you bring shame to your very own race.
Let me trace back the event that transpired before Gobs ass was on fire, it all started on this very day it's glory days!
On this day on the very morning Gob was scouting the forest near the border looking for new places to take down to fed it's brothers and sisters (well not that goblins in this world can procreate it's just that they are born in some magic pile of dung or whatever), as soon as it activated it's scouting abilities it feasts it's eyes on something in the day light!
it saw an small encampment of seven scrawny looking teenagers! that didn't look threatening what so ever, It was brimming with joy and then started to plot the camps misery! and not only that its because the encampment is near the Goblins home base that it was even more happy. It jolted in fear as it sensed killing intent all the sudden but proceeds anyway to its intended plan.
Unbeknownst to it danger was watching it's every movement.
so like any other typical simple minded monster it rushed back to its outpost telling it's brethren of what it discovered.
it's brothers and sisters where ecstatic to hear this wonderful news for they haven't eat breakfast since ever! as their mouth drooled in hunger they could no longer wait to have a taste of man flesh and started to prepare their attack for they numbered in hundreds.
they no longer thought about ambushing the encampment because of that very reason and rushed towards it with their crudely designed clubs and Slingshots.
as the Legion of Hundreds of Goblins neared the designated encampment, Gob could not help feel that there is a bad premonition about this raid.
as all the sudden the scouted terrain has been changed a little, the forests ground has shifted a little higher like a miniature hill but with a cliff like wall separated in between, right beside them is a another hill and a clear white road that is in the middle of the two hills like steps was very visible.
the road formed a J shaped letter the goblins coming from the lower curve.
stupidly the Goblin Scout dismissed this slight change in environment and eyed the road heading straight to the encampment like there was a clear sign of (Food Here) was written all over it.
The Goblins could not wait any longer as a group of ten rushed over the camp in a Speed of nine meters per second, as the rest of them followed the ten the air suddenly felt thick as a noise reverberated around the area.
there was a slight glow on the ground where the Goblins followed the road, rendering them confused as they came to a halt.
But then .... the Goblins did not expect what was going to happen next ...
spikes five meters wide came out of the ground piercing five goblins at the front of the wave, and a barrier made of stone formed behind the hundreds of goblins blocking their entrance the start of the road and their means of escaping from behind.
they yelled in resentment and confusion on the set trap not noticing that a glyph the size of a boulder appeared at the top of the hill.
*Zwhmmp
a space like sound was heard and out of know where stood a large stone tower ranging fifteen meters tall and with a square radius of four meters wide having four giant spikes on each top side and smaller ones blocking the uncovered area that is eighty meters away from the horde.
Two looming shadows with green cloaks could be seen on top of the tower each with a bow in their hand and an arrow held tight in the other.
Surprised the goblin horde aimed their sling shots towards the top of the tower and shot from round to round, however their efforts where all in vain as a ward appeared blocking their volley of fire once it arrived at the towers base.
the two shadows on top no longer gave the goblins the chance to fire and then aimed their bows filled with blood lust causing a green colored glyph the size of a shield one and a half a meter long and wide to appear inscribed with runes depicting the symbol of wind and a symbol of three arrows in it.
They shot the arrows downwards passing through the green colored glyph causing it to multiply into five more arrows in quick unison, penetrating through a group of goblins bunched up together slaughtering them mercilessly in a instat causing the bodies to knock back crashing towards other goblins four meters behind. Like they where being hit by a car as the rune glyph enhanced the arrows properties like speed and drawing power to the magic of duplication enhancement.
as the goblins that where shot died down their bodies instantly dissipated turning to a bunch of gold coins, making the other untouched goblins eye them with greed, they where about to jump towards it in unison to have a single piece however the gold coins suddenly flew upwards disappearing from their line of sight.
before the goblins could recover their senses they heard a shout.
"An Arrow through your knee!" the shadow to the right of the tower yelled followed by another volley of green arrows numbering in ten in a single volley in total, the goblins unable to stand this barrage ran following the road to the encampment. too their delight the Bow tower stopped firing in glyphs that duplicated the shots but fired abnormal single shots instead.
lasting only 2.2 seconds three volleys the goblins scout commanded it's brethren and the originally clumped off horde split up into a line formation one meter away from each other.
In anger the some of the goblins rushed towards the tower trying to bring it down by entering it. However before they could continue the main Scout Gob squinted it's eyes then yelled in a commanding tone to halt the goblins in shock.
As there is no entrance in the tower, the rest didn't listen and continued to charge towards it forcing them to scale it's prickly length. after a few minutes.
the horde was split at the moment the others contemplated whether to rush along the road or rush towards the tower.
The Commanding Goblin Gob yelled frustrated by its brethrens short sightedness in trying to scale a tower full of spikes entrenched with magic wards.
As Gob eyed the exit of the road it squealed in aw as it sees a Robed Numan teenager colored in Gold with black long hair but for the pretext of being far the rest of his features ended in a blur. He heldba banner colored blue depicting a golden chess piece of a castle in the middle with a golden crown at his left hand and a translucent bag of gold in the other, there he stood planted at the end of it the road.
Greed filled Gobs eyes as it commanded it's troops yet again to rush towards the Numan Teenager following the road oblivious to its surroundings.
as the horde split farther away from each other, the ones close to approaching the tower didn't dwindle much, instead the two Bowmen aimed towards those following along the road towards the exit.
causing mass confusion in the Goblin Ranks.
Gob ran towards the Numan boy in quick steps as it sees it's brethren behind him getting slaughtering by arrow fire as fast as lighting.
thirty goblins in total numbered enough to over whelm the Robed Numan where charging towards him in lines as the tower targeted the ones infront of the group.
passing through the layout of the Bow Tower they phased faster as they approached the man two hundred meters away from them.
Gob grinned as its group was closing towards its goal the Numan who stood at the entrance of a encampment. but that didn't last long as the Robed man took action.
The Robed Numan raised his left arm and the gold in the gold bag lessen, holding the banner up high he then aimed it towards a spot in the terrain confusing the goblins even more.
*Zwmmph
another space like sound detonated itself followed by a swift glyph phasing itself upwards.
there stood an edifice of twenty five meters high covering a eight meter radius, made of wood and steel a cylindrical cone forming a cannon with two layers like a outer and inner Bolt and a rotation system at the side moving the cannon in gear lock surrounded by a trench of pit falls and spikes appeared one hundred twenty meters away at a higher slope in the map.
as it appeared out of thin air it aimed towards the group rushing towards the Numan Ready and loaded.
Followed by a Large *Bang Gob the Goblin scout could no longer hold it in and stood still in fear, as the familiar edifice stood hundreds of meters from it.
A large ball of three meters launched itself towards the rushing goblin group, A shadow could be seen the size of a sheep at the middle of the them.
as it approached its targets the near by goblins pissed themselves in fear as the shadow of death loomed over them.
*Boom .... the impact was dreadful as a sea of fire horses spread itself outwards forcefully over a ten meter radius annihilating three fourths of the already heavily wounded goblin gang peppered by arrow fire.
and there flew up Gob the Goblin scout in all his glory with his ass on fire, straight up thirty meters high ... But that's only one of the Examples of the amount of unlucky goons that tried to mess with me.
and they came in different species which was baffling!
A Blood reaping HooveHorn (Centaur) was Zapped to death by a death ray of a Arcane Magus (Arcane Tower), A Blue Scaled Bone spine (mere folk) was electrocuted to death by my Electric Array (Tesla Coil), A Bunch of Tuskians (Uruk - Hai) Where frozen to death by my Girlfriend (currently in this world) Borial Ice spike (Blizzard Towar), and finally a Dark Slayer was pierced to death by a Sun Arrow from a Light Acolyte (Sun Archer).
and all of those came from my inventions the towers! can you believe that! do you believe I have what it takes to rule this godforsaken world of a video game? Do you believe I can become a hero in this world? no?
Well do you believe that I have a girlfriend this early on in the story??
Well .... i try my best but no virgin forever sadly. yet
No matter What I'll try to get out of here as fast as possible as long as i have the Regal Energy to grasp it! i will protect those who cannot! depending on their attitude! though
And i will beat the end game What ever it is, return home if possible at least.
So let's go back to where it all began. when all hell let's loose!
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. . . . . . Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? . . .
Caught in a Land slide, No escape from reality
Open Your eyes, Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no Sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me . . . . . .
a music disc spun in a slow sequence, lightly stopped then ejected from a music player. it was so subtle and smooth that its layer flashed a rainbow then shone for a little while longer from the diffraction of light till a finger was placed into its hole drifting towards a special case.
The case was filled with a collection of other music discs neatly placed in a alphabetic order, the case wasn't to special it's like any other case sold in a dvd shop except that it had a excessive amount of bubble wrap and cotton duct taped around it like it's made of glass or something but aint.
I didn't want to explain to you guys why but my personal things just keep getting broken, like the unexpected happens most of the time here on terra.
The reason for this bad luck was simple it is a matter of luck said a fortune teller . . . . . . yeah i had to consult a fortune teller to explain my coincidence that happens all around me. i just roll with it because i might go insane from all the bad stuff happening to me.
But . . . . . Hey I forgot to introduce myself ! my name is Arvin. No last names an Orphan and Single literally my entire life! summed up.
I graduated well technically i graduated from a University of yadah yadah yadah and what not to. I do computer programming because Why not? Computers are the norm of Today this present generation of year twenty nineteen.
And yeah . . . . . Like any other guy i was drinking my Coffee in a internet cafe . . . sometimes programming stuff but mostly free lance stuff like making websites and stuff or counting the numbers in a excel sheet and stuff or plain hacking into stuff in the blood web switching from IP to ip resulting to people unrelated to me with open ip to getting arrested by the police Yikes . . . my bad.
(well at least nobody found out about my illegal doings when i left the world hopefully)
just the normal twenty nineteen year old stuff that my generation would do . . . both loathed and loved by me sincerely yours!
Anyways here i was sitting and typing in the computer, i was so sleepy at that time like all other times that i couldn't stop myself from getting hurt.
Luckily the store owner of this shop knows me and helps me whenever my bad luck happens, She's afraid of it but her curiosity overwhelmed that fear . . . well because there was this one time where i was about to drink coffee from my mug all the sudden it caught on fire like Hell has something against me and Sh*t.
Melissa was so startled when that happened she used iced tea put it out, not that I'm saying coffee and tea could mix but . . . it stained my clothes a lot then suddenly my chair slipped right after I put down my coffee. i mean wtf . . .
But anyways I was sitting on my table like any other bad luck day, when a pop up ad of a game appeared on my computer screen. i aint working that time so I picked up the pieces of my favorite instrument . . . the mouse and the keyboard then clicked the ad.
guess what happened?
Everything went white all the sudden . . . and orange I don't know why, and when my eyes where open again i was in a very unfamiliar room which startled me. i tried to move but then i couldn't!
God please tell me what's going on?