Floating in a mysterious place, lies an unconscious body of a little mouse. How did this little rodent get itself in the emptiness of space? Why of course its our main character!!!!
Currently the main character was dead and the novel is ending... not! Plot armor activate!!!!
The rodent glowed with power and gentle little flames started to engulf its little body.
Did the plot armor fail, rather than coming back alive are we about to have roasted mouse for lunch instead?
"Gasp* !!!!", inhaled the little rat.
"Im not a rat!!!!! Im a cute mouse!", screamed the rodent suddenly, as it opened its eyes.
The little pest has actually revived! This pesky little cockroach sure is durable.
The punny little mouse god: I've been downgraded to a cockroach..... that's somehow worse!!!
The author: LOLOLOLOL
Anyway the little rodent started to survey its surrounding and it saw that it was in space. With its god powers it didn't need air, but that all its power can do. It can keep itself alive but it cant do mush of anything else.
The pest starts to remember what happened. It then immediately wanted to forget what it remembered.
"Ahhhhhh, those assholes!", the little rodent rememberers the traumatic experience it went through.
First some human it tried to scare off, beat it senseless, then it was showed off around like livestock and received 999999 points of damage after they started to insult it. Then some scary man stabbed it with a knife!
The last thing it remembered was that some stream of power was slowly entering it as it slumbered. It felt very comfortable and familiar.....
It was very vague ,but with its was quickly forgotten. The little rodent was currently at the mercy of space, and there was nothing in sight. It simply floated in this strange dimension.
"Let my try flying", thought the crappy god.
Using its divine power it transformed into a bird. It then proceeded to flap its wings and headed in a random direction.
It flew and and flew.....
1 hour...
"I find some place for sure!", said the god in a enthusiastic tone.
3 hours....
"Im a little tired...but ill find something for sure....", said the hopeful god.
1 day....
"Any day now.....", said the tired god as it slowly started to lose hope.
After a week.....
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!", screamed the irritated god as it continued to fly into the hopelessness of space. Endureing the devastating silence and suffer the essential fear of never knowing when or if it will ever find anything at all.
After a month...
"Kill me.....", the crappy god lost all hope and fell into despair.
After a year....
"Haahhhhahahahaha!", the crazy god has turned delusional and started to laugh randomly.
After 10 years....
"Kill me.... kill me....", the god went back to despair...
It actually went back and forth from despair to delusional quite a few times, but it eventually stuck with despair mode.
The pitiful thing had lost all energy and its peppy attitude disappear at day 30. Some main characters would often have inane mental strength and fortitude, but this little brat hadn't really gone through any hardships to truly shape it's determination and will power.
They would endure hell to save their comrades, the selfish little god would rather leave them there. Some anime heroes would send years in isolation, training, the lazy god would rather hibernate in its bear form. Some main character would endure thousands of injuries and still forge on ahead, the cowardly god would rather run away to lick its wounds.
In other words our main character, wasn't like a main character at all! It was lazy, crappy and self-centered. With such a horrible personality it would never be able to endure the loneliness of floating in the emptiness of space.
Eventually it just lost consciousness and silently drifted on endlessly. After so much time has passed the little god started to turn transparent....
It powers were fading and its presence was on the verge of dissipating. This is what happened when a god is forgotten, with nobody to worship it they lose the their source of faith and form. They would simply disappear into nothing. With its last follower death, the sculptor, it some how mysteriously survived.
While the little god was about to head towards its doom, a strange light within in the lifeless body of the god started to glow.
Then mist that resembled the strange phenomenal with the sculptor and Apollo's champion, started to reappear. It engulfed the god and almost like it was nourishing the god, its form started to stabilized. The shitty god was temporarily saved! But who knows how long this would last.
The punny god is now able to survive a few more decades as it continued to float.
Some centuries later....
As time went by the mist was slowly dissipating, but hope has finally arrived! The floating body of the god started to near a planet! The punny little thing was pretty lucky!
The planet that the little god approached was covered in sand and with little to no water, but what should be seen was a vast river that spanned across the surface. What really stood out were the huge structure of pointy triangular buildings, that could be seen even from space. One could see many humans near the river washing their cloths and gathering water.
It was a world of desert and sand, but the inhabitance seem to be lively. Reeds can be seen growing near the river and people plowing the fields. While the land was not entirely fertile, it wasn't impossible to grow crops near the giant river that flows though out the planet and seemingly through the whole nebula.
Within the pyramid structure where priests praying and sculptors engraving hieroglyphs and making art depicting various gods.
One particular priest was wrapping a bead body in bandages.
"May your trip to the under world be safe, may Osiris bless you", said the priest as it finished preserving the mummy in a coffin.
It was a world ruled by the Egyptian netjer pantheon! Where there is a world, there is bound to be gods ruling it.
Territory consisting of mainly sand and papyrus, a long and gigantic river runs across all the territory. Unlike most planets with massive seas, the architecture of this realm favored rivers as its main source of water.
As the crappy little god floated near the planet it was not unnoticed. The calm day the planet of dessert and sand was having, suddenly erupted in alarm.
Desert storms started to appear, the calm nile river started to churn, the white and gold giant pyramids protruding from prominete cities started to glow with divine powers!
In a palace a pharaoh dressed in gold was lazily listening to his advisor reading off papyrus paper, when suddenly a precognition slipped into his mind.
"The gods we're making a move!", shouted the Pharaoh.
Startled the advisor said, "What shall we do, sire!?"
Gaining a sense of urgency the pharaoh shouts,"To the pyramids! We must consult the gods."
"May lord Horus triumph in this battle and protect our world...", mumbles the Pharaoh.
Little did the unconscious god know that it would stir up a whole world to go into full alert with its pathetic presence.