Their secret, god, cult, society ,thing, that Hermes was part of was shady as hell. Just who could make up the members? (Comment your guesses!)
Just what created this secret society of gods and what sinister plans do they have in store for all the realms?
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"The plan has proceeded as planed.... but there was a slight deviation....", said Hermes as he recalled the bizarre creature.
"What!!!" Our plan should have been perfect!", exclaimed the man with fiery hair.
"All my hard work that I put into seducing Zeus better not be wasted!!! UHHH it's annoying how he's such a f*cking, perverted, lusty, f*cker.", shouts the female figure with animal ears.
"Oh honey, if you want me to replace you for a few day I won't mind.... for a price", the man with fire like hair. (i changed goat horns to a more accurate trait)
"Oh gods, that still my father you sick freak!!!", said Hermes in disgust.
"It'll be fine as long that you keep that horrendous step-mother of yours trapped.", shrugs the man.
"Yes, yes, the throne that Hephaestus used to trap his mother is still working."
As the myth goes Hephaestus was born butt ugly(in god standards), and the she-bitch, Hera threw her own child down mount Olympus! While Hephaestus survived and travels back to the mountain to reclaim his place, he offered a beautiful throne. As a god of smithing he was also a godly craftsman, who can make anything.
Dazzled by the gorgeous throne she shamelessly decides to un-disown him like the superficial goddess she is, she sits on the throne. Just like that , invisible, unbreakable chains appeared and tied her up. Hera cried for help and all Olympian gods ran for support, but none of them was capable of freeing her! Soon all gods realized that the only one who could liberate Hera was Hephaestus himself.
Eventually Hera was freed and Hephaestus was awarded the best prize of them all them all. Aphrodite the most beautiful of them all was betrothed to him, but you know how well that turned out...
Continuing making traps he usually tries to humiliate his adulteress wife and his detested brother that stole her away from him. He would concoct brilliant traps and one of the reasons why he fit in so well with his brother Hermes who have tales of them coming up with ingenious pranks and ideas.
Taking advantage of their relationship Hermes was able to steal the throne from his forge. He then lured Hera in, pretending to pass on a message saying Hephaestus made a new gift for her and pushed her on to the throne, trapping her once again!
"It was hilarious when you see her face once I transformed into her! Who knew Zeus was a henpecked husband! He would do almost anything I say!", laughed the female figure.
"I have been avoiding his advances, but he's starting to think I owe him something... that why men should all be eunuchs! They should all just lose their d*cks!"
"Only your realm would covet such a practice!", the man with a canine head said as he and several other male members clutched their thighs with the exception of one particular figure....who thought it would be a bit thrilling.
"Hmmm he's getting restless, but he is still hesitant about going into total war with the heart eaters... he just needs one more push from me.... heyyy why don't you take my place and tumble in bed with him, hmm?", the female figure says addressing to the man with fire like hair.
The man with fire like hair, "....Sure....."
All the figures in the conference: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well its to be expected of a god who copulated with a horse and gave birth a a divine steed with 8 legs. (should know who this is by now)
"Im joking, Im joking.....", said the man with a mischievous tone.
The other members weren't 100% sure about that...