Ahhhh!!!!!🥰
The feeling of my head sandwich between an amazing pair of fun bags awakens my consciousness. I look up through the valley of the mountains to see the Evil goddess' beautiful and wicked smiling face. In this situation, I lose all rational thought.
"As a reward for all your upcoming hard work, I'm going to pamper you for a bit."(Evil goddess)
Am I dreaming? Because of some reason, I'm back in my physical body and my head is being shoved in the valley of Mount Doom. At this moment, I have obtained enlightenment. Just like Frodo, I would brave a hellish journey across all of Middle Earth to climb this wicked Mountain. Ah, my Goddess of my Dreams!!
I rub my face deep in the cleavage of joy. I breathe her scent which is hard to explain. She has a scent that is wild and sweet, yet comforting, like citrus tea with milk and honey. It's intoxicating with overwhelming amounts of female pheromones that could send countless men into a frenzy. Yet, contains a mother's gentle nature that strokes the child inside every man to obedience. It's a madding and mysterious force that all women possess but heightened to a godly level. It would leave all men drunk and stupefied to the level of drooling idiots. Somehow, I'm ok with that status condition right now!!🤤
"Sirus, you seem content right now but it's about time for you to get to work for me, right? (Evil goddess of wet blankets)
"Hhuunn??"(Sirus the brain trauma victim)
She lifts my head until I'm looking directly at her face. I have a strange sensation as if my whole body went numb in her hands. Then, I realize I'm not in my body anymore, I'm trapped in the crystal from earlier.
"W-w-whaa...n-noo!!"(Sirus the confused)
She gives me an evil smile like she has a really nasty joke she is getting ready to play on me.
"Alright, my lovely Soul....hohoho!! Time to go to work!! (Evil goddess, the pimp)
She cast me into the darkness. How cruel!!! Well, even that part of her is cute to me. Maybe I'm a bit of an "M". 🤫
I wake up with a start from my heavenly nightmare. I quickly realize I'm in the hands of humanoid "creature" I've never seen before. The "creature" holding my crystal is by far the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I did what any half-awake person would do; I screamed like a girl. Yes, an eardrum-shattering scream that made the creature in question drop me and run away.
*tink, tink*
The crystal I'm in strikes the stone floor and bounce around making sharp sounds.
"What the hell...??!!"(Sirus lost in space)
The gem finally comes to rest on the dark cold stone floor. I try to spread my soul's consciousness to see what is going on.
*Bang*
My view changed from a first-person view in the crystal to the 3rd person top-down look of an RTS.
"Why am I still in this crystal? I thought I was supposed to be reincarnated into the new world?"
Wait!!! Did she say I was going to be in a new body when I reincarnate? It seems like a lot was not explained or defined. Holy shit!! Why am I such an idiot??!! Huh?!?! I think I just got freaking Bedazzled by her!!!
"Majestic Lord Dungeon, we humbly beg your mercy!! Please turn your anger away from these humble servants of the great Evil goddess!!"
Hun? I look around the room to see several of the ugly creatures prostrating themselves. I can see my core emitting some kind of energy. The energy is making the air around the core shimmer. The trembling creatures look like some kind of goblin. They are around a meter tall, have a black color skin and are extremely thin like children. Somehow, I can understand the one speaking to me. Do I have some kind of universal language translator?
"Creature, can you understand the words I'm speaking?"(Sirus)
"Yes, Your Evilness, we can understand your speech and will comply with what you say."
"Question!! Did you say 'Majestic Lord Dungeon'?"(Sirus, in a mid-dungeon crisis)
"Yes, my Lord!! We prayed for months to the Dark Lord for help and you appear on her altar we constructed!! I was so overwhelmed with happiness that I picked my Lord up without thinking. For that I'm deeply sorry, the terrifying sounds you gave off was truly an insidious defensive attack. We all were stricken with panic at the sound."
*Sighs* Yeah... let's go with that conclusion.
It wasn't a helpless scream...
"You seem fairly knowledgeable and stuff. What are your creatures? How can I understand each other's language? If I'm a dungeon heart, how do we go about building the dungeon? I think I have skills, unfortunately, I don't know how to use them or even look at what I have."(Sirus)
"To answer my Lord's question, I am a Priest of the Evil goddess that is called Jog. I and my people are Imps. We are a low-level Demon clan that lives in dungeons. We excel in mining like digging tunnels, mining ore, and reinforcing tunnels and rooms. This humble servant doesn't wish to brag about my people, but we are almost as good as dwarfs. As for why my Lord can communicate with users is a bit more complicated. From my experience, Lord Dungeons have an ability given to them by the Evil goddess to understand all languages. It's the same with you communicating with users, but it's like you speak in our minds. The last question, my Lord asked about, was creating a dungeon. It is up to my Lord on what he will do. It is clear that my Lord just arrived in this world and doesn't quite know what to do. If it pleases my Lord, we of my clan of Jog will swear our allegiance to Lord Dungeon in exchange for your protection. We will work hard to help your Lordship to grow into an amazing dungeon that the goddess would be proud of."(Jog the Evil Priest)
I look at the sparkling eyes of the Imp leader Jog and sigh. This is not what I envisioned when the Super Sexy Sadist goddess offered me another chance at life. It could be worse I guess... I could have reincarnated as a gluttonous goblin instead. The funny thing is it reminds me of a game I played a long time ago. Except, this "game" feels like I'm playing it on Hell Mode. The cruel reality is... THIS is my reality. I'm a dungeon heart of a new dungeon that I must cultivate to survive.
*Sigh*
"Ok Jog, it will be good to work with your clan. Thanks in advance!!"(Sirus the pushing forward)