Dear Diary,
I have a simple and quiet life. I had the best job ever! I worked as a bar tender in one of the Clubs in Manila. I get to have free boost, hang out with my friends and the best part is I get to meet lovely ladies, hooked up with them with NO STRINGS ATTACHED! Ako ang tipo na may LAWIT pero walang SABIT kasi walang KUMAKAPIT ng MAHIGPIT!
One of my rules in life is not to have any commitment. It's too complicated and things are doing well. Nagulo lang ang tahimik kong buhay magmula nang ako ay mabansagang GAGO. I can still remember the day I met her. Pero hindi ang pangalan n'ya as you all know I have problem memorizing names so instread I gave her a pet name. I called her "SIREN".
Bakit Siren? Simply because ang unang tumatak sa isip ko ay ang malamig at malambing n'yang boses. Sa boses pa lang titigasan ka na. Mabilis n'yang nagising ang natutulog kong diwa, ang nahihimlay na ugat sa aking alaga, ang best friend kong si MANOY.
It was the regular busy Friday nights, I was attending to some of our regular customer when she went over and ordered her first drink.
"Hi can I have one bullfrog please!" she said while smiling at me.
"Sure," I smiled back at her.
GAGO's Lesson 101 no. 1: Smile - Show her your killer smile. Ladies always falls for that. Lucky for me I have an added charm. I have two dimples the left and the right! Lumalabas at lalong lumalalim pag may magandang babae sa aking harapan.
Pagka-abot ko nung drinks sabay abot agad siya ng bayad. Sinadya ko talagang tagalan ang pagsusukli para naman makausap ko siya ng matagal.
"You're here with your friends?" ang patsismoso kong tanong.
"Nah I'm here alone," ang finesse n'yang sagot.
BINGO! Isang tanong na lang mahi-hit ko na ang JACKPOT!
"Where's your boyfriend? Why are you not with him? It's not safe na mag-isa ka ditto," ang pakunwaring concern kong tanong. Ayokong pahalata na excited akong malaman.
"I don't have one."
JACKPOT! May nanalo na! Let the game begin.
"You're kidding right? A woman like you, come on?"
"What do you mean?" ang pabebeng sagot n'ya.
Tsss mga babae talaga kunwari pa gusto pa talagang marinig na pinupuri sila. Eh di ikaw na ang maganda!
"No, wala talaga promise," nakangiti n'yang tugon. "Sa ngayon wala pa. Baka mamaya meron na!" Sabay kindat n'ya sa akin.
Deym, is she making a move on me? Ano pa nga ba ang gagawin ko? Ako'y tao lang na nadadarang at natutukso rin!
GAGO's Lesson 101 no. 2: Never let the opportunity pass - kapag ang palay na ang lumapit sa manok tukain mo na ito bago pa matuka ng iba!
We exchanged numbers and decided to eat dinner together the following night. We went to a fine dining restaurant in Manila malapit sa Club na pinagtatrabahuhan ko.
GAGO's Lesson 101 no. 3: Be a gentleman - First impression always last so be at your best behavior at least on your first date. Kailangan magpigil kahit na gigil na gigil at galit na galit na si MANOY.
After our dinner, I drove her home and when I was about to leave.
"Would you like to come inside?" ang kunwareng nahihiya n'yang tanong.
Ladies, please don't invite a guy to come inside your house not unless may gusto kayong mangyari.
"Are you sure?" I ask her expecting for a positive response.
"Yes!" with that confirmation, I immediately followed her inside.
Pagpasok pa lang ay hinablot na n'ya agad ako at hinalikan.
To be honest, I was really shocked and pleased at the same time. I mean, I don't have to worry on initiating the first move she already done it herself and all I have to do is go with the flow and so, I did. I immediately returned her kiss but without much pressure, I wanted to tease her a little bit. So I gently brush my lips to her lips sending tremors along her nerves giving shivers across her spine.
GAGO's Lesson 101 no. 4: Playing Hard to Get - If you see that the girl is already into you, no need to give in so easily. It's all about anticipation! It makes them want you even more!
I guess so much anticipation is killing her. She wrapped her arms around my neck and pressed my head closer to her to intensify and deepened the kiss. Sinamantala ko na ang pagkakataon at sayang naman ang moment na ito. We haven't reached her room yet and since she can no longer wait. I pinned her to the wall and decided to do a standing position. I gently unzipped her dress and grabbed her bossoms, squeezing and juggling it with my hands while continuously kissing her.
"Bilisan natin baka dumating ang roommate ko," pabulong n'yang sinabi.
My eyes widened, hindi pu-pwedeng mabitin si Manoy. I immediately unzipped my pants and unbuckled my belt. My shaft sprang out and she was surprised to see my well-endowed manhood. She did the same, she pulls down her underwear. Now we are both half naked as I still have my shirt on and she has her dress hanging on her. And without further ado I pressed myself until my shaft was fully entrenched inside her and start thrusting on a steady pace.
"Deym, you're so tight," mahalay kong binulong sa kaniya.
"I know right," she whispered and starts to nibble and lick my ear that makes me groaned.
"Baby, you really turn me on." My breath warmed her neck with long puffs.
"Faster...harder," she pleaded. Her bedroom voice is music to my ear.
"Your wish is my command," I immediately respond.
The wet sound from the sweat and bodily fluids get louder as I pump harder and faster. We're like a tidal waves clashing to each other. I grabbed her hips and pulling her hard against mine as I continue to thrust inside her. Libido is rising and we moan over and over as we both feel the burning sensation building up in our body, we were near to our orgasm with a just a few more pump I will release all my bodily fluids until she...
"Yujin, say MY NAME! Say MY NAME!" she said it out loud.
What the hell?! Is this a trick question? Did she even give her name before? Deym, I don't remember!
"Yujin, say MY NAME! Say MY NAME!" She said it again.
Sa sobrang taranta ko bigla kong nasabi..
"MY NAME!... MY NAME!"
"Yujin, what's my name? Say it!" she insisted.
"Hindi mo alam? Dapat alam mo pangalan mo!" pilosopo kong tugon.
Tinitigan n'ya ako ng masama sabay tinulak palayo sa kaniya.
"How dare you! Bakit hindi mo naaalala ang pangalan ko?" gigil n'yang tanong
"Hindi mo naman nabanggit." palusot kong sinabi
"Hindi ba? Melanie! My name is Melanie!" then she smiled at me and kissed me again.
My sweat was dripping all over my forehead. Buti nakalusot kala ko mauudlot na ang lahat.
I continue to thrust inside her faster and harder than before she raked her nails across my back with so much pleasure until she said those damn words again...
"Yujin, say MY NAME! Say MY NAME!"
"Ahhh.. Melissa?" I shyly said.
"WHAT?" her face turns to red, I'm guessing she's pissed by now.
"No baby, I'm joking Michelle hindi ba?"
"YUJIN! Hindi mo ba naalala pangalan ko???" pagalit n'yang sinabi sabay tinulak ako palayo sa kaniya.
"Hindi naman sa ganoon... Marielle tama ba?" pilit kong hinulaan ang kaniyang pangalan, pero hindi ako tumama.
"You're unbelievable!" sabay isa isa n'yang isinuot ang kanyang damit.
"Meryl, please, let me explain."
"GET OUT ASSHOLE!" Nanlilisik ang mga mata n'yang sinabi habang pinagtutulakan ako palabas ng bahay.
"Marlyn, please don't do this!" Dali-dali kong isinuot ang aking mga damit, hanggang makarating na kami sa pinto ng kaniyang bahay.
"Good bye Yujin!" Isasara na sana n'ya ang pinto nang bigla ko s'yang pinigilan.
"Please stop! Can we finish this? Please," mahinahon kong pakiusap.
"Are you apologizing? You want to finished our fight?" bigla s'yang kumalma.
"Ahhh.. Well yes and also... Tapusin na natin iyong nasimulan natin. Hindi ka ba nabitin? Bitin kasi ako," nakangiti kong sinabi.
Sa isang iglap pa ay biglang...
PAK!
Isang malakas at dumadagundong na sampal ang umalingawngaw sa buong compound ang lumatay sa pisngi ko. Sobrang sakit! Sing sakit ng puson ko dahil sa pagkabitin ni Manoy!
"GAGO!" malutong na sigaw n'ya sa akin sabay pabalibag isinara ang pinto ng kaniyang bahay.
GAGO's Lesson 101 no. 5: Say Sorry even if you don't mean it - a friend once told me, girls are very sensitive. May kasalanan man tayo o wala kailangan natin mag-apologize at mag give way sa kanila.
Si MADONNA, ang unang babaeng sumampal at tumawag sa akin ng GAGO!
Your Neighborhood GAGO,
Yujin