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Chapter 2 - Retarded Ant

[Ding! Finish! Welcome to your new life User: Hobie, Retarded Ant]

"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MAN!"

[There is no need to be rude]

"Well, I wouldn't be sooo rude if you just maybe well... I don't fucking know, turn me into a fucking RETARDED ANT!"

What later followed were words so R-18 that even I the author cannot write it here for fear that the gods will smite me.

"At least send me to some cute girl!"

[Deducting 1 Death Coin, User has currently 0 Death Coins]

"Why did you take my one and only death coin you retarded system!"

The system ignored Hobie as he kept on speaking insults that could make any grown man cry.

[Ding! Finished finalizing resurrection, sending User to Ant Kingdon]

Hobie slowly opened his eyes to see a female so beautiful that she could be said to be peerless in beauty. The only problem, she was a full-blown ant! Not a human with ant characteristics like cat girls but an actual ant.

[Hobie awakened a new fetish...]

"Ha... ha... ha... You may be fucking right for once..." Hobie couldn't helped but be shocked.

[The system used User's Death Coin to resurrect him in front of this beauty]

[For future reference, ANY and ALL requests could be made at the cost of Death Coins]

Hobie took back his everything bad he said to the system. It was a very glorious day for him seeing her in front of him, but she was still an ant though.

"Hehehehehe." A drooling equivalent to ant-king appeared on Hobie's face.

"Get rid of this retard! Kill that thing or make that suffer an unimaginable fate, I don't care, I haven't seen our kind produce such a retarded ant in my entire life, it is a disgrace to our kind!" The Ant Queen spoke out.

"Hehehehe" Hobie still wasn't registering what she had said because he was retarded, instead, he was still admiring her beauty.

The effects were apparent on Hobie's new form being a retarded ant. But to be fair he was retarded in the first place so, meh.

A thought appeared on Hobie's mind with that girl being a part of his harem. This was a very questionable fantasy as she was an ant, but to Hobie's eyes, she was by far the beauty that cannot be rivaled.

[An ant... I see]

"Hehehehehe." Hobie still daydreaming in a situation that could kill him.

[The system has found a way to make this a little more... acceptable]

"Huh? Oh yeah, you existed! And what are you fucking talking about?"

[You can use Death Coins to turn her into a "Human", that way it is more acceptable]

"OHHHHHHHH! Good point! How many Death Coins does that cost?"

[Just to be clear... do know what is happening right now?]

"Huh? Uhm... yeeeees? Uh, yes I do right now I am--" A large axe chopped Hobie's retarded ant body into pieces. Hobie once again turns into a bodiless soul.

"Huh? What just happened? How did I get killed by an axe? Aren't ants small creatures?" Hobie asks the system as he stops being retarded (partially).

[Retard]

"It's not my fault you bastard! You were the one that made me into a retarded ant remember?"

[These are actually human-sized ants with a Power Level: 162]

[Plus, It was you who chose to be a retarded ant, remember?]

"Are fucking kidding me? Wasn't it integrated within your bloody system to me into an ant and what's this "Power Level"?!"

[Turn you into an ant, yes. Turn you into a retarded ant, no. Your move]

"YOU CHANGED THE OPTIONS MIDWAY! IT WASN'T FAIR AT ALL! TELL MORE ABOUT THE POWER LEVEL!"

[...]

[Anyways, found 4 viable resurrections for User]

[1. Retarded Ant (Male) - Free]

[2. Retarded Ant (Female) - Free]

[3. God of Harems - *Too high to calculate with the current system"]

[4. Random Creature with a Power Level: 1 below - Free]

"Don't care right now! Just tell me about Power Levels."

[Power level, it is their strength of a being in terms of a numerical value, it is the overall strength of someone be it their IQ, Physical Prowess or their potential combined]

"Then what's mine?"

[User: Hobie, Power Level: Undertermined, too weak to be measured]

"Cmon what's my actual Power Level?"

[User: Hobie, Power Level: Undetermined, Your Power Level changes according to your form]

"See! Was being actually helpful that hard?"

[...]

[Futhermore, found 3 more viable resurrections for User]

[5. Human (Male) - Free]

[6. Wisp - Free]

[7. Ghoul - Free]

"Okay, we are actually being serious for once. System, describe the power levels Human, Wisp and Ghoul."

[Human - A being native to almost every area in this world, Power Level: 50- Undertermined]

[Wisp - A lower spirit form that is native to forests but is protected by the forest, Power Level: 5-20]

[Ghoul - A zombie-like being that feeds on the flesh of the living, is able to resist curses, Power Level: 34-79]

[Note: When taking the form of another being you will have to also perform their natural behaviors]

"Hmm... Pikachu, I choose you! Dun dun dun duuuunn!" Hobie acts and sings the Pokemuun Theme Song.

["Pikachu" is not an option, retard, but you can be Pikachu if you have enough Death Coins]

"Wait! What the fuck! I can actually become a Pokemuun? HAHAHA! Gonna be a legendary pokemuun in the future!"

"Welp! Anyways I choose Ghoul!" Hobie shouts this out as to make sure that the system will not mess up once again.

[Ding! Finish! Welcome to your new life User: Hobie, Ghoul]