[Ding! Finish! Welcome to your new life User: Hobie, Ghoul]
Hobie chose being a Ghoul first because he needed Death Coins which he could get more and more by dying with stronger techniques, power level, etc.
Hobie woke up in a graveyard in the middle of the night. He surveyed his surroundings noticing that he was the only ghoul in the area.
"Uh.. system, how rare are ghouls exactly?"
[Last known sighting of Ghoul, Approximately 1000 Years ago]
"Wait! Wait! Just hold on a minute, you are telling me that the last one was sighted 100 years ago?"
[Yes. 1000 Years ago]
"Well... Fuck it! Doesn't matter to me at all! Just gotta gain Death Coins then reincarnate into a human then use the Death Coins to create a Harem. Easy Plan! So system, how could I get Death Coins in this form?"
[Analyzing... Done]
[Biting Someone - 1 Death Coin]
[Biting a being with a Power Level: 200 or above - 5 Death Coins]
[Killing Someone (Anyway possible) - 1 Death Coin]
[Dying - 1 Death Coin]
"Wait, what the fuuuuck? Huh! Nevermind, so system how many Death Coins to make a harem while being a human with let's say, 5 girls?"
[Calculating... Done]
[Each Girl - 10 Death Coin]
[Enslaving each girl- 5 Death Coins]
[Forcefully choosing to be a human - 1 Death Coin]
[Choosing the variety of each girl - 3 Death Coins]
[Total: 91 Death Coins]
Hobie almost spat out blood upon seeing how much it would cost him. He currently has 1 Death Coin from dying in his Retarded Ant form which was pretty hilarious.
Hobie then sat on the ground and asked the system his own Power Level.
[User, Power Level: 41]
Hobie was not really surprised by that amount since the lowest Power Level of being a ghoul was 34..
A sudden voice echoed in the silent graveyard, it was a bunch of thieves trying to loot what had been left behind by the dead.
Hobie whispered, "Shit about to get real fuck boys! Hehehehe, be a noble sacrifice for my harem!"
Hobie then like a fucking retard ran, it was not like any normal run it was the infamous "NARUTO RUN!" while singing the Sanic The HiddenHog Theme song.
"What was that?" One of the thieves asked his companions.
"Don't ask me and that music is really ruining the mood here like, it was supposed to be creepy as fuck but right now it's reaaaally boring."
"I know right?"
"HEY FUCKWADS! NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE TO ME!" Hobie was titled as fuck when he heard this.
Seeing Hobie, the thieves then ran the fuck out of there, "Ain't touching that shit! I am out peace bitches!" One of the thieves shouted out.
"Well fuck... wait! I need a small favor to ask you! Dun dun duuuun!" Hobie was still singing the Sanic The HiddenHog Theme song like a fucking retard and running the "NARUTO RUN"
"Aw... SHIT! We gotta run, Max!"
"I know Rom! I fucking know! What do you think I've been doing this entire time? Writing a novel named "Human Deity: The Rise of Arthur" (Shameless... fucking shameless, pls read it no comedy but trying to make a storyline :( good and pls vote with power stone me need for contract).
"That was oddly specific... so anyways how's that novel doing?" These thieves forgot that they were being chased by the Ghoul named Hobie.
CHOMP!
Hobie finally managed to get one and bite the arm of Rom.
[Adding 2 Death Coins, User has now 3 Death Coins]
"ROM! You bastard! He was trying to promote the author's original novel-- I mean he was my friend! How dare you kill him while he was promoting-- I mean he was obviously telling the reader to vote for the author's novel-- I mean FUCK YOU!" Max took his dagger and attacked Hobie.
Obviously, Hobie was being extremely rude here as he attacked the one that was trying to promote the author's novel-- I mean... yeah Hobie even fucked up the narration deal with it.
Since Hobie fucked up the narration... Comment where down below what we should do this fuckwad Hobie.
Anyways back to the story which the retard destroyed the flow.
Hobie was estatic when he got another Death Coin while Rom was feeling his entire arm numb and even his body stiffer. Moments later, Rom's eyes turned pure black as he lunged at Max.
"Rom! Wait! Advertise the author's novel first-- I mean remember the good times we had? Remember that time when you really asking her out for a date and you got confident because you could relate to the MC of the author's other novel-- fuck-- I mean... YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN-- YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ROM!" Max was... I don't know at this point, trying to meme but couldn't? I guess that makes sense, on to the story.
The same thing happened to Max.
[Adding 1 Death Coin, User has now 3 Death Coins]
"Hey! This isn't too hard! Lives do not matter as long as I get my bloody harem!" Hobie said rightously.
"System, is there any village nearby? Hihihihihi" Hobie said extremely retardedly said.
[Yes there is. This village contains 30 people with Power Levels ranging from 20-53]
"Ok! You two go to that village and infect everyone! Hihihihihi" Hobie ordered these two and thought about his harem in the next time.
[User, you are fucking retarded-- You cannot order these Ghouls as you are not a Ghoul King. To turn into a Ghoul King please spend 2 Death Coins]
[Note: When reviving into beings with Power Level: 100-150 it costs 1 and every Power Level: 50 costs another Death Coin. The abilities of the creature adds a Death Coin depends on the strength of the skill]
"So... lemme guess! This Ghoul King can order Ghouls around?"
[Yes]
"OK! Doing absolutely shit while earning Death Coins, WHY NOT?!"
[Evolving User into Ghoul King, Power Level: 113]
"Ugh," Hobie's consciousness faded into darkness. When he woke up the two Ghouls were gone and his form changed into a more majestic and wicked skeleton with rotten flesh.
"How long was I out and where are the other Ghouls?"
[You have been unconscious for an entire 24 Hours and the Ghouls are wandering aimlessly]
"Ghouls! Hear my call go to me and bow to your master!" Hobie felt like he was hot shit.
[...]
[You do realize that you could've had just talked to them telepathically right?]
"Hmph! Such matters do not concern me! Plus I look so cool while I talk like this!"
The Ghouls then went to the Ghoul King which was Hobie. He then ordered them to infect the nearby village then gather all the infected back to him. The Ghouls followed the Hobie's orders mindlessly.
After a good 10 Hours of Hobie being retarded as fuck, the Ghouls now numbered 29 returned as some of them now died but the original two were still in good conditio. When Hobie inspected the crowd he found a girl that he felt really... attractive.
Hobie then ordered this girl to company him while the other Ghouls attacked other remote villages. "Hihihihihihihi..." A series of laughter echoed in the graveyard as Hobie pinned the female ont he ground.
"Hihihihihihi" Getting ready to do the deed, Hobie then got into position but he realized something and it was something that was so esstential that it was a surprise that he forgot about it.
"Are you a virgin?
[It's a Ghoul it can't talk, retard. Also, aren't you comitting necrophillia?]
"Details... details... such things do not matter in front of love!"
[It's rape... I am pretty sure you are comitting two vile acts at once]
"Pfft! Details... details... one does not need to pry in the details in such pure love!"
[How can rape and necrophillia be love?]
"Cause... it's love! Love cannot be measured by such things! It's true love and you cannot stop me showing my love to her!" Hobie now ready to thrust but something else happened.
[You don't have a dick...]
"System, get me a dick!"
[No... It is against my morals to give you a dick to commit rape and necrophillia]
"DICK! GIMME!"
[No!]
[Taking 10 Death Coins, System now upgraded into a more human-like entity like the User, Note: This costs 100,000 Death Coins and will be paid periodically]
"WHAT DA FUCK!"
[Shut the fuck up! Now get the fuck off that corpse!]
"Fuck that corpse?! Yeah! That's I've been trying to do this entire time!"
[DID YOU EVEN HEAR ME? I SAID GET OFF THAT CORPSE NOT FUCK THAT CORPSE!]
"UGH!!!! Fine! Gonna fuck in my harem anyways..."
[Yeah! Just wait until you are a human! This is just plain wrong!]
Hobie got off the corpse, "Don't worry! I'll get you in my harem! So that's 7 girls right now! Hihihihihihi!"
[Why did that fuckwad ever give me to this retard? I guess I will never know...]
[Fucking retard...]
"Hey I heard that!"
[You ghouls have now conquered an entire imperial city, like how the world is taken by zombies but the world has fucking guns and shit but still lost. Didn't make fucking sense. Anyways, adding 20,000+ Death Coins, User has now 21,000 Death Coins]
"Awww fuck yeah! Harem here I come!"
"Deducting 21,000 Death Coins, User has now -79,000 Death Coins]
"NOO! At least leave me 100 Death Coins! Please! Lemme get my harem first! Or at least a dick!"
[...]
The Ghouls then returned to him numbering in the thousands.