Yup, full HP and stamina so now I can go ahead and kill all these goblins... again.
God this is getting boring as shit. All I do is sleep, kill goblins, gain proficiency, and repeat.
I don't think anyone would still be watching this, how do I make this more interesting? Maybe explosions?
It's not like I have magic or anything that can make an explosion like I want. Well maybe some Gasoline, but I don't want to waste that since I don't really know how to make it.
I guess I'm just stuck with doing this. I am sorry for being so boring.
I cry every time this stuff happens.
Well I guess this is just another obstacle in the fuck up that is life. Time to just keep strolling about
smiling like always!
Hmm, after I clean this floor I think I'll pull out my computer since I'm having withdrawals from it.
Ugh, I don't want to do this. Can I just have these goblins kill each other maybe?
Damn my laziness.
"HEEEEEYYYY YOU GUYSSSSSS"
Aww. No level up for my yell? Damn.
Okay. Well I go and I start making a wall of the goblin corpses again. I just wanna get this over with now, so grind mode: ACTIVATE!
Well that didn't put me in the mindset, but I'm sure it'll come to me later on.
Maybe music would help my mood?
[Skill acquired [Depression Resistance]]
You know that explains a lot right now.
I mean I did kind of leave my world and will never meet anyone from their again. Not like I had any attachments to it, but still, I'll never see any of the beautiful women that I used to talk to again.
Plus I'll never meet someone who speaks English again. So that kinda sucks. I mean that's the only language I've ever known. Like I wasn't even good at Spanish which was quite easy.
I'm not very good at learning languages I just don't have a brain that can handle them I guess. And now I'll never meet someone that can speak the one language I know again.
Ah.
I just realized, I am having this conversation while there is a horde of goblins about to rush my ass.
What timing for depression eh?
Well time to take aggression out on these little bastards. (A/N Don't do this everyone, this isn't good)
After slicing and dicing these little pricks, which I must say, the rogue ones can be a bit annoying, like they keep dodging my initial hits so I have to go and kick them while they're in the middle of a dodge.
Now this might not be a bad thing on it's own since I'm upgrading my unarmed weapon fighting, but keep in mind I am fighting a horde of goblins.
Where was I?
Oh yeah, after killing all these assholes I noticed that it took me actually 4 hours to go and fight them, but still, none of my resistances have leveled up from this, which I must say is horse shit.
It should still give me at least 1 exp for the skill instead of just not gain anything past a certain point.
Freakin bull.
Well on the bright side some of my other skills got some new levels and I gained some new ones!
Here they are:
[Skill [Dagger Handling (Apprentice)] is now level 6]
[Skill [Unarmed Fighting (Novice)] is now level 8]
[Skill [Dismemberment (Minor)] is now level 5]
[Skill [Cutthroat (Novice) ] is now level 9]
[Skill Acquired [Stamina Reduction (Minor)]]
[Skill [Stamina Reduction (Minor)] is now level 3]
[Skill Acquired[Barrier Construction (Novice)]]
I was using up so much stamina that apparently I reduce the amount I use while doing stuff, so that's helpful. Especially if I level up any more.
Ooh, I want it.
Man, I just wish that it was easier to go and grind for stuff. Fighting goblins is so boring.
In fact, I guess so many of them were stopped by their friends dead bodies that I even got a skill regarding making barriers so I mean, yay bonus?
I mean I do feel like a bit of an asshole for doing that, but then again I don't. I mean it was 900+ against one.
Granted I am like a fucking tank right now and can't get damaged, but still. You'd think that they'd at least think of moving the bodies out of the way instead of adding more bodies to the mix, you know?
I mean if you are playing a game and you are getting 20 wood a turn, but your opponent keeps stealing your 20 wood you don't just keep giving him more wood. You try to stop him from getting it.
These guys do have pretty bad intelligence I am aware but you shouldn't let your emotions control you or your actions.
'Hypocrite'
What? How am I a hypocrite?
'You literally said before you started killing the goblins that it was time to take your aggression out on them'
You know what X, you just went and ruined a good moment of me connecting with them. I wanted to seem like I was a good person who was being helpful.
'Who? Now I am starting to think you are schizophrenic John. Should I try to find Herbs that can help with that?'
What? I'm not schizophrenic. I'm just trying to break the fourth wall more obviously now.
'John, I know I was more sarcastic than I should have been when I leveled up, but now I'm concerned for you. I think we should sit down and have a chat for a bit. I don't want, in a different phrasing, your alignment to switch from chaotic good to chaotic evil, and you're going down that route. So please, let's talk and I'll try to help you. Okay?'
...Okay. I guess I'll sit down and talk with you.
I still think I'm fine though.
'Well you very well may be right now, but first you think that you have someone watching, or maybe even reading what you are doing. Next thing you know you'll be in a fantasy world where there are Dra- that is a bad analogy. Um, you wake up and think you're a unicorn. That's a bit better, but still the point stands. I don't want you to get a serious mental problem so we should try to nip this in the bud. Okay?'
... I see your point. Okay, let's do it. I hope that if there really is someone watching what I do or reading what I do that I really am not going crazy... I mean I wouldn't even be able to say it was because of crack then.
-Elsewhere-
"Hey, hey! Dad! Move over darn it! You're getting on my side of the couch!"
"Your side? I bought the couch so you can sit on the floor or give me the most comfortable spot."
There is an older man and a boy in his early teens currently waiting for their favorite program to come on their television.
"Honey, hurry up with the snacks! You're going to miss the opening! Timmy, go grab your sister Ana from her room. Tell her that the show is going to come on." The older man watches as the young boy runs off then smiles as he sits on the softest cushion.
After a minute a young looking woman, at least in her early 30's, walks into the living room and kisses the man on the cheek before sitting by him with a bowl of popcorn. She leans her head on his shoulder and feeds him a small bit while having a small smirk "I'll give you some more if you tell me what I missed."
The man smiles and pecks her on the lips after swallowing the small bit of popcorn. "Well it looks like he was on the verge of a mental breakdown. The voice he talks to was saying that because he talks to us he may be schizophrenic. I'm glad for this answer though, because of how much he would talk towards us I thought he knew he was actually being watched. It seems that the selling point of the recording going completely unknown is still true though."
The woman frowns a bit "That's awful... I can't imagine going through what he has, being thrown into an unknown world from so high up, then having to fight that horrible rabbit. Then add in the fact of how many monsters he's had to fight? I would have died at that bunny, let alone have a mental breakdown by now"
"Harriet, you always get so attached to the people on this show. You don't need to worry too much, they say that before they actually die they get pulled out of the world and put back into theirs fully healed. Plus keep in mind, each of them have the ability to ask for some perks when they leave. Did you see his perks? I don't even know what this system thing is, maybe it's the voice?" The man both reassures then questions the woman.
"Well-" Before the woman can answer though the young boy brings back a girl who is much later in her teens. She doesn't have any distinguishing features about her save for the fact that she has a button that has one name on it, 'John'.
"Oh honey, still rooting for John?" the woman asks the girl.
The girl then nods before replying, "I have faith in him, so does everyone else in my calo chat. We think that there is something special about him." (A/N Think something like discord or Skype)
"I know you have a crush on him, but there are so many better guys here. Plus I don't think he'd be good for you, he is on the verge of schizophrenia the voice was saying." The older man tells the girl.
"WHAT!?" The girl almost screams out due to her worry. This is the only person on this show so far that hasn't been a horrible person by now. Everyone else would go and destroy everything they can and would always be silent, and just get worse and worse in their moods. There were many cities destroyed by these types of people.
But her John was different. Sure he may say some curse words she hasn't heard of before, but he still kept smiling, and the way that he always seemed to talk to her like he cared about her well-being. She couldn't help but fall in love with him. When her father and mother weren't looking she borrowed their work printer so that she could print the moment that he smiled after defeating his first goblin.
To her, he was the most handsome, brave, and caring man she had ever seen. Every other would always ignore her because she didn't have any features that made her look better than any other girl. But John, whenever he seemed to look at the camera, always seemed to be looking right at her and seeing into her soul. Then he seemed to smile after seeing it.
Now though, the man that kept her going through school, that helped her find friends, and helped her feel happier with herself was having mental issues. She wished she could help him with all her might to help him, to have her thoughts reach him to know that he wasn't alone. That he was fine. But she knew she couldn't. He was completely shut off from everything and there was nothing she could do about it except sit, watch, and hope that John will be okay.
That girl didn't know it, but there were millions of people, all over the galaxy, universe, and different dimensions that also felt the same as her. Billions felt the same as the mother, who wanted to help him as well, but didn't feel any romantic attachment to him. However, a majority were like the boy and man, who felt like they were just watching any other show and were wondering when this would get interesting, they even relished at him having this mental problem. These aren't gender exclusive, there are plenty of each gender in each category.
There is actually 2 more categories though. The category that is watching this that wants him to suffer more torment, but they know that this is a real person. They want to watch him get tortured slowly, watch his hope slowly diminish until it is nothing.
The other group wants to allow this to go on, but uninterrupted. This is the shows creator and the people who are indifferent. One of these people is undoubtedly able to be recognized as the deity Kami-sama. He is one of the higher ups in the show, and the reason he was able to give John those abilities is because he felt kinship of a sort to John, so he hid some of the things he did within the assistant he gave him. One of which was to make sure he never had to be alone like he was in the past. He saw what happened to him and how he suffered alone, so he gave him someone who would grow and adapt with him.
He just wishes he could do more for the man named John, but his boss would notice if he did anything too major to assist him. All he could do for a long time is hope that his last gift for a long time will help him once he unlocks it.
"Good luck John" He lets out a single tear that goes down his cheek before falling onto the floor as he exits the building with a briefcase in hand.
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The Cliche of being actually watched unknowingly