(First POV)
LETS GO GAMBLING!!! PROMOTE GAMBLING TO YOUR KIDS PEOPLE!!
>[Your Current Tickets 🎟️
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3Silver Tickets:
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I asked the help system how many tickets I had. Meanwhile I wanted to use the gold ticket. I knew that starting bronze was for the best. Either way let's start GAMBLING!!
>[Bronze Ticket Pull: You've chosen to use a Bronze Ticket for a pull. Here's a reminder of the odds:
Bronze Ticket Odds
Common: 65%
Uncommon: 30%
Rare: 5%
🎲 Rolling for Rarity...
🎉 Congratulations! You pulled an Uncommon item!
Reward:
Item Name: Crystal Torch
World: My little pony
Category: Items
Description: A beautifully crafted torch made from a shard of enchanted crystal, imbued with a perpetual glow. Its light can repel minor dark creatures and illuminate magical glyphs hidden in the shadows. It's lightweight and durable, making it a reliable tool for explorers venturing into enchanted caves, ancient ruins, or treacherous forests. When combined with certain potions, its light changes color, revealing hidden pathways or mystical doorways.
Rarity: Uncommon
Recycling Cost: 200 GP
Shop Price: 600 GP
Special Effects:
Everlasting Glow: Never extinguishes, even in water or storms. Glyph Illumination: Reveals hidden magical runes and symbols. Dark Repel: Weakens or scares off minor dark-aligned creatures.
Tag: (Fanfic-Inspired)
You received 1 gacha points]<
Not bad at all—it could have been worse. While this item isn't really useful right now, it might come in handy if I ever encounter something like a ghost. The Glyph Illumination feature is undoubtedly its most valuable aspect, as it can reveal hidden runes if I ever find myself in a magical world. Plus, it offers a small sense of protection, which is always nice.
As I was considering the item and thinking about its potential uses, it suddenly materialized right in front of me. It seems the system delivers the item the moment you get it. While it's not the most practical tool at the moment, free items are always a bonus—so I can't really complain!
…LETS ROLL AGAIN!!
AND I GOT!!
>[Item Name: N7 Field Ration Pack
World: Mass Effect
Category: Food
Tier: Common
Description:
The N7 Field Ration Pack is a lightweight, compact, and highly efficient food source issued to elite soldiers in the N7 program. Designed for long-duration missions and emergency situations, this ration provides a carefully balanced mix of proteins, carbohydrates, and essential vitamins to sustain energy and focus during high-stakes combat or exploration in hostile environments.
Packaged in a vacuum-sealed, temperature-resistant container, the ration is immune to spoilage even under extreme conditions, such as the icy tundra of Noveria or the searing heat of Tuchanka.
While it lacks any extraordinary abilities, the N7 Field Ration Pack is celebrated for its practicality and reliability in the field. Its contents are easy to consume, even with limited mobility, and include hydration capsules to ensure soldiers maintain their stamina during long operations.
Flavor Notes: Despite its efficiency, the pack offers a surprisingly palatable flavor profile, including savory protein bars, a nutrient-rich stew pouch, and a small treat resembling Earth-origin chocolate to boost morale.
Special Effects:
Combat Ready: Consuming the ration restores stamina and focus, ensuring optimal performance during prolonged engagements. Nutrient Boost: Provides essential nutrients, preventing fatigue and maintaining soldier readiness in tough environments. Compact Design: Easy to store and carry without taking up valuable space in field equipment.
Recycling Cost: 50 GP
Shop Price: 150 GP
Tag: (Official N7 Equipment)
You received 1 gacha points]<
I got food… you can't win them all, I guess. When the food teleported in front of me, it looked… normal. Sure, it had the N7 logo stamped on it, which gave it a certain charm, but apart from that, it seemed like an ordinary field ration—something you'd expect to see issued to soldiers in the U.S. Army.
The only difference, as far as I could tell, was that this one might actually taste good—at least, if the item description is anything to go by. A small victory, I guess.
One more bronze ticket left to go. After that, it's time to try my luck with a silver ticket!
>[Item Name: Radionite Infusion Vial
Category: Potions
World: Valorant
Rarity: Common
Description:
The Radionite Infusion Vial is a small, metallic capsule containing a diluted mixture of radionite energy, the cornerstone of advanced technology in the Valorant universe. This potion is commonly used by agents to stabilize their bodies after minor injuries and boost their stamina during prolonged missions. Its formula is lightweight and easy to carry, making it a standard issue for all Valorant Protocol recruits.
The vial's effect is immediate but short-lasting, delivering a quick burst of energy and focus. While it lacks the potent restorative properties of higher-tier radionite enhancements, its practicality and accessibility make it a staple in the agent's toolkit.
Special Effects:
Energy Boost: Restores a small amount of stamina and temporarily heightens focus, ideal for quick recovery during missions. Mild Healing: Heals minor injuries, such as scratches or bruises, ensuring agents stay combat-ready. Portable Design: Compact and sealed for easy transport, even under harsh field conditions.
Appearance: The vial is crafted from reinforced glass with glowing, faint green liquid swirling inside, giving off a soft hum from the radionite infusion.
Recycling Cost: 25 GP
Shop Price: 100 GP
Tag: (Standard Valorant Protocol Gear)
You received 1 gacha points]<
This is pretty interesting. I just Googled it and found… well… nothing. That's unexpected. It looks like there will be items in this system that either don't belong to canon or might exist in-universe but are never explicitly shown. While that's interesting, it doesn't make this item any more helpful to me—unless I suddenly decide to take up cardio, which, let's be honest, is definitely not happening.
You might be thinking, 'Why not sell it to someone?' But really, what do I look like to you? A government worker? A black market dealer? I have no idea how to even begin selling something like this, and even if I tried, the questions it would raise would be endless. No thanks.
So, what's the plan? For now, I'll just stick it on my desk next to the Crystal Torch and claim I bought it off Amazon or eBay. At least it'll add a bit of flair to my room. And hey, who knows? It might come in handy someday—though I'm not holding my breath.
Anyways lets see what silver has in store for us!!!
>[✨ Congratulations! You received a Magic Wand [My Little Pony]! 🪄]<
Wait what?!! Let me see the details!
>[🪄 Item Details: Magic Wand
Category: Weapon
Rarity: Common
Description:
The Magic Wand is a modest yet versatile tool designed for beginner magic users in the My Little Pony universe. Crafted from enchanted Everfree Forest oak and tipped with a faintly glowing shard of crystal, this wand is an excellent choice for practicing simple spells. It radiates a warm, comforting glow when waved, making it as visually pleasing as it is functional.
Though limited in power, the wand excels at helping novice magic users refine their spellcasting abilities. Its lightweight design ensures it's easy to carry, even for young unicorns embarking on their first magical adventures.
Origin:
This wand is inspired by fanfiction within the My Little Pony world, often appearing in stories about young unicorns learning the basics of spellcasting under the guidance of experienced mages.
Special Features:
Spell Amplification: Slightly enhances simple spells, including levitation, light projection, and basic telekinesis. Customizable Colors: Players can visit the shop to unlock upgrades, allowing the wand's crystal to emit colors like soft pink, cyan, or golden yellow, adding a personal touch. Glow Effect: Emits a faint glow that adjusts brightness based on the wielder's emotional state, offering a subtle hint of harmony magic.
Usage Examples:
Illuminate Dark Areas: Use the wand's glow for exploring caves or hidden corners in Ponyville.
Precision Levitation Practice: Ideal for tasks like lifting small objects or organizing items.
Teaching Tool: Often gifted to young unicorns starting their magical training.
Appearance:
The wand features a polished pink wooden shaft with intricate carvings of stars and crescent moons. Its crystal tip is set in a golden base, radiating a magical shimmer.
Value:
Shop Price: 250 GP
Recycling Value: 50 GP
You received 2 gacha points]<
LET GO BERRY YOU ARE A WIZARD!!!.....SHIT ITS MADE FOR KIDS…
The chances of getting a common item were high—like 50 percent high. But honestly? This is probably the best common item I could have gotten. HOWEVER, there's always a catch. This item was clearly designed for colts and foals (the My Little Pony version of little boys and girls), I mean even the color of the wand is pink and the wand is basically to teach them basic magic. It's… not exactly meant for someone like me.
The strange part? I don't remember wands ever being part of the main story. That either means this item comes from an alternate version of the My Little Pony world, or it exists in canon but was never shown in the main timeline. The latter seems unlikely since sweetie bell would have gotten one, so this basically confirms it—there are multiple versions of worlds.
Now I'm scared to get a world ticket. imagine getting a world ticket to marvel and then ending up somewhere like Marvel Ruins—a universe where everything has gone to hell. Yeah, hell no. I'd rather just die than deal with something like that.
(As I'm lost in thought, the item suddenly materializes on the table in front of me.)"
Now let's hope the Gold ticket brings me salvation in these desperate times specially since getting a golden ticket will be very rare!
>[🎉 Gold Ticket Result 🎟️
You pulled a Legendary item! 🌟
Would you like to see the Legendary item you received or return to the main menu? 😊]<
YES YOU LITTLE SH- SHOW ME!!!(Insert "let me in"meme…)
>[Item Details:
Category: Weapon
Rarity: Legendary
Description:
The Blades of Chaos are iconic weapons forged in the fiery depths of Hades and bound to the wielder through enchanted, searing chains. These legendary dual blades are a symbol of devastation and vengeance, capable of wreaking havoc on enemies both near and far. Each swing of the blades unleashes bursts of fiery magic, scorching anything caught in their path.
The Blades of Chaos were initially bestowed upon Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, by Ares, the God of War, as a tool of destruction. Their infernal origin and cursed binding represent both immense power and a constant reminder of their wielder's tragic past. Over time, these blades have become a hallmark of unstoppable fury, capable of annihilating even the strongest foes.
Origin:
Directly from the God of War universe, the Blades of Chaos have been at the center of Kratos's journey for vengeance, redemption, and survival. They are featured prominently in numerous battles across the franchise.
Special Features:
Infernal Flames: The blades are imbued with fiery magic, delivering bonus fire damage on every strike, which can burn enemies over time.
Extended Chains: Their enchanted chains can extend up to 15 feet, allowing for mid-range and long-range attacks to pull in enemies or strike foes from a distance.
AoE Attacks: Swinging the blades in a wide arc creates devastating area-of-effect damage, clearing groups of enemies effortlessly.
Cursed Recall: The blades can be summoned back to the wielder's hands if thrown or dropped, ensuring they are never separated from their master.
Combo Enhancements: Special combat combos can be unlocked through skill progression, such as spinning chain attacks or flaming ground slams.
Combat Capabilities:
Melee Power: Devastating slashes and combos capable of cutting through heavy armor.
Ranged Utility: Use the chain extension to pull enemies closer, disarm foes, or damage enemies from a distance.
Crowd Control: Unleash fiery whirlwinds or ground slams to handle multiple enemies at once.
Appearance:
The Blades of Chaos are uniquely brutal in design, featuring jagged, double-edged blades glowing with ember-like veins. The charred, ornate handles are wrapped with scorched leather for a firm grip. The fiery chains that bind them glow faintly, their heat intensifying when the blades are in use.
Value:
Shop Price: 2,000 GP
Recycling Value: 500 GP
You received 5 gacha points]<
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS. DO NOT get me wrong. I'm not mad about getting a legendary item—who wouldn't want one? But if I'm being honest, I kind of hoped for something better. You know, something like Rick's Portal Gun, Star's dimensional scissors from Star vs. The Forces of Evil, or even My Little Pony's mirror to the human world. Something that could let me hop between dimensions or universes without needing tickets would be game-changing.
But no. Instead, I got these Blades of Chaos—and as cool as they are, there's one tiny problem: THEY'RE BURNING MY DESK AND WAND.
I promptly grab both of them bitches and yeet them to the other side of the room like my life depends on it. Let's be real—most of us guys would love to have these blades. They scream do not fuck with me. But then reality hits, and you realize three glaring problems:
These blades are HUGE and heavy as hell. Good luck trying to stash them anywhere discreet, especially if you live with family. They literally burn everything around you. My poor desk is already toast, and let's not talk about the wand. The pink paint is falling off. They make you angry. Imagine showing them off to your friends, family, or some random dude, only for someone to say, "Wow, nice toy, bitch." Normally, you'd brush it off. But these blades? Oh no, they feed your rage. Next thing you know, you're reenacting a live-leak video, slicing someone in half. And congratulations—you're now a headline.
For now, I'm locking them away in the closet of doom(Just a normal closet). That's the safest place for them. I don't need accidental chaos in my life right now.
(With that crisis handled, I turn my attention to the real problem.)
Now… How do I get more tickets?