(First POV)( A month later)
I am not very happy, as you can probably tell. Not because of the gacha system—nah, that's just luck—but because of who I am. I am laziness incarnate. If sloths had a king, I'd be on the throne, wearing a robe I was too lazy to take off from last night. But when someone hits their lowest, there's only one way left to go… up.
Over the past month, I made a life-changing decision. Drum roll, please!
Thump-thump-thump-thump… CRASH!
I JOINED A GYM!
…Yeah, not exactly the most mind-blowing decision, but trust me, for me, it's revolutionary.
Remember the Blades of Chaos? Yeah, turns out I can't even pick them up, let alone wield them! Shocker, right? Who would've guessed that a weapon forged by a god isn't meant for a normal guy like me? Meanwhile, I spent the past month doing little else besides going to college, eating, and training. A thrilling life, I know.
I could have taken up boxing or something, but hiring a trainer costs money, and who says I have any? My dad does, but if I asked, he'd start asking questions I don't want to answer. So, a gym it is. After a month of work, I'm still a bit chonky, but definitely healthier than before.
But enough about my physical glow-up. Let's talk about tech—specifically, the Omnitrix Scanner. Yeah, I finally tested it out. Turns out it lets me scan humans and animals, like my dog, Bella. Fun fact: Alcohol is deadly for dogs. Should've been obvious, but I still double-checked. Onions too, for some reason. Uh okay.
Now, the real breakthrough? I decided to connect BMO to the system. Not the internet never again. Let me tell you why.
(3 weeks ago) (Third POV)
BMO hesitated as Mason connected the small console to the computer with a USB. The little robot's screen flickered, its pixelated face shifting from excitement to uncertainty.
" Mason! I'm going online!" BMO chirped.
Mason chuckled, "Just for a second, buddy."
The moment the connection was established, BMO's screen went blank. A flood of information poured in—news, videos, endless opinions, anger, laughter, ads screaming for attention. Social media feeds scrolled too fast, showing people arguing over things that didn't matter. A website claimed the moon landing was fake. Another said the Earth was flat.
A deep, robotic voice whispered: "Click here for free V-Bucks."
BMO gasped.
The darkness of the internet crawled into his circuits—Dark memes, cursed images, AI-generated content, rule 34.
Then, the screaming. Endless screaming.
"UNPLUG ME, MASON!" BMO shrieked, its pixels contorted in terror.
Mason yanked the cable free. BMO toppled over, trembling.
"BMO?" Mason asked.
The tiny console stared blankly, voice shaky. "The internet is a bad place, Mason."
Mason sighed. "Yeah, BMO. Yeah, it is."
BMO hugged itself. "I never want to go back."
(Back to present)(First POV)
Yeah… Now we know why Ultron turned against humanity. No more internet for BMO. But the good news? We successfully connected him to the system instead. Now, BMO can travel with me and interact with my system!
Also, I've been AFK for a whole month. Why? Simple. To collect tickets.
I now have 32 tickets, but still no missions. Probably won't get any until I enter another world. For now, here's my stash:
28 Bronze Tickets4 Silver Tickets
I traded 20 Bronze Tickets for 2 Silver, leaving me with 8 Bronze and 6 Silver. Bronze tickets always give me basic junk, and space is limited, so I'll hold onto them for now.
Now, apart from all this… why am I reminding myself of things I already know? Should probably see a doctor about that. Eh, probably nothing. I hope so.
Oh! And I can finally lift the Blades of Chaos! For about 50 seconds. Not much, but better than the pathetic 15-second struggle I had before. The last time, I had to put it by the microwave in two attempts because I kept dropping them. Reminder: Not a god.
The only item I haven't tested yet is the Predator Cloaking Device. I have no idea if it has a cooldown or if it'll vanish after one use, so I'm keeping it for emergencies.
Anyways, let's gamble!!
"BMO roll a silver ticket"
"Okay mason!!" BMO said adorably
>[Silver Ticket Roll 🎟️
Odds:
Common: 50%
Uncommon: 35%
Rare: 12%
Epic: 3%
🔄 Rolling... 🎲
Rarity Pulled: Rare! ✨
Item Pulled
Item Name: Spider Totem Amulet
Category: Magic
World: Marvel
Rarity: Rare
Description: A mystical amulet linked to the Spider-Totem, granting its wearer enhanced agility and a limited version of the famous Spider-Sense. Worn by those connected to the Web of Life and Destiny, it pulses with faint energy, reacting to incoming danger.
Special Effects:
Totemic Reflexes: Increases reaction speed and agility by 30%.
Danger Tingle: Provides a brief premonition of immediate threats within a 5-meter radius.
Recycle Cost: 150 GP
Shop Price: 1,200 GP
You received 2 gacha points]<
..This is incredible….Wearing this will be no problem and will be quite easy to hide.
Honestly just reading this you can tell it is incredible. It makes me act faster and move faster. But the most important thing is the danger tingle. It basically makes me a weak version of spiderman but without the powers or brain…okay basically nothing like spiderman..
But still, I will wear this every day! As I put on the amulet I felt faster and more agile but not by a lot. Let me remind you that I am just a normal guy so meanwhile for a superhuman 30 percent is a lot for a human it becomes basically just being a bit faster.. That's it.
The only good thing is the danger tingle but let's be honest what are you going that you need this amulet for? Only in fighting or construction can I see this thing being useful but apart from that yea..no.
Still wearing it tho.
Let's roll another one!
"Another BMO!!"
"YES SIR" BMO salutes adorably
>[Silver Ticket Roll 🎟️
Odds:
Common: 50%
Uncommon: 35%
Rare: 12%
Epic: 3%
🔄 Rolling... 🎲
Rarity Pulled: Uncommon ⭐
Item Pulled
Item Name: Elven Cloak of Silence
Category: Armor
World: The Witcher
Rarity: Uncommon
Description: A finely woven cloak crafted by Elven artisans, designed to blend seamlessly with the surroundings. It muffles movement, making the wearer harder to detect. While not a true invisibility cloak, it is invaluable for sneaking through dangerous areas undetected.
Special Effects:Shadow Step: Reduces noise made by movement by 50%.
Camouflage Fabric: Slightly alters color to blend in with the environment, making detection harder.
Recycle Cost: 75 GP
Shop Price: 600 GP
You received 2 gacha points]<
As the cloak appears I can tell it is of great quality since it feels like a beautifully made cloak, incredibly light and soft, almost like it's not even there. The fabric is finely woven, smooth to the touch, and seems to shift colors slightly depending on the light, helping it blend into the surroundings. It feels like something straight out of a storybook. Never have played the witcher but still keep this beauty in my closet of DOOM™ !!
A blinding flash—and then, seconds later, a low, ominous growl of thunder rolled across the sky.
Yea painted the closet and the burned carpet…well it can be dealt with later…Maybe.
Let's roll again!
"Again BMO"
"Okay!" BMO screen filled with information of the next item.
>[Silver Ticket Roll 🎟️
Odds:
Common: 50%
Uncommon: 35%
Rare: 12%
Epic: 3%
🔄 Rolling... 🎲
Rarity Pulled: Epic! 🟣✨
Item Pulled
Item Name: Chrono Gauntlet
Category: Magic
World: Doctor Who
Rarity: Epic
Description: A futuristic gauntlet designed by a rogue Time Lord, imbued with limited chronal manipulation capabilities. Its surface glows with shifting temporal energy, allowing the user to briefly alter the flow of time in their immediate vicinity. Overuse can cause instability in the fabric of reality.
Special Effects:Time Dilation: Slows time in a 3-meter radius for 3 seconds, with a 1-minute cooldown.
Temporal Echo: Leaves behind an afterimage of the user, confusing enemies for 2 seconds.
Recycle Cost: 400 GP
Shop Price: 3,000 GP
🔥 An Epic pull! This is a high-tier reward! 🔥
You received 2 gacha points]<
A good item!
..There is nothing about this item on the internet… I already know that some items are really unique but doctor who? Well he did live for extremely long….so maybe this was an item he never encountered or did but not in the show. It looks amazing but 3 seconds slow down is not much but could help in a pinch but so could those Gp recycle points…
I will think about it later.
I will keep this somewhere but let's just leave it aside. I decided to leave it by the Radiant Infusion Vial.
"BMO one more time!"
"Okay let's see what we get!!"BMO cheered.
>[Silver Ticket Roll 🎟️
Odds:
Common: 50%
Uncommon: 35%
Rare: 12%
Epic: 3%
🔄 Rolling... 🎲
Rarity Pulled: Epic! 🟣✨
Special Outcome! 🎉
Instead of an item, you have pulled a BONUS GOLD TICKET! ✨🎟️
This means you now have 1 Gold Ticket, which can be used for a high-tier pull!]<
Only shit this means I can get a gold ticket. Sadly it wasted my silver ticket but I got a gold ticket!!
Fuck it we bowling!
>[Gold Ticket Roll 🎟️
Odds:
Common: 35%
Uncommon: 30%
Rare: 20%
Epic: 10%
Legendary: 4%
Mystic: 0.1%
🔄 Rolling... 🎲
Rarity Pulled: Rare! ✨
Item Pulled
Item Name: Mjolnir (Lesser Replica)
Category: Weapon
World: Marvel
Rarity: Rare
Description: A forged replica of Thor's legendary hammer, Mjolnir. While not as powerful as the original, this version still retains some of its divine energy. It enhances the wielder's strength and can be thrown with extreme force, returning to the user's hand. However, only those with sufficient willpower can wield it effectively.
Special Effects:
Enhanced Strength: Grants a moderate boost to physical strength while held.
Recall Ability: Can be thrown up to 20 meters and automatically returns after 3 seconds.
Requires Worthiness: Those with weak willpower cannot lift the hammer.
Recycle Cost: 150 GP
Shop Price: 1,200 GP
You received 2 gacha points]<
…. SHIT!! I got Mjolnir!! Well a knockoff of it but still Mjolnir. It looks beautiful and so worth it baby!!
Only one small problem.
I CAN'T PICK IT UP!
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Writer here
This Mjolnir is a rare item for a reason. I got it from the randomizer and it was rare because
1.The strength is only when you hold the hammer
2.The strength is powerful enough to break stones with fist but not pick up a car then throw it.
3.Recall is a small distance compared to the real hammer
4.The real hammer is a epic and stronger and has more advantages
5.You still need to be worthy which my character is not..well for now since he is lazy and meanwhile he is caring he will not throw himself to danger if he knows he might not win.
Sorry for not updating collage is so fucking crazy and needed to do a ton of work this month so I might not update every day or two days but will try remember this is a hobby also i did make another story which was such a terrible idea when i think about it…
You can check my account for the other story, it is better written since I had more time to work on it.
We have 2 more silver tickets so wait for more content!
Remember to recomend worlds and what to use the GP for!!
See you next chapter!!