:people cant understand you so when you talk imagine it coming out in gurgles:
After the failed attempt to rescue Cliffjumper, the Autobots escaped the explosion in the mines. But when the dust settled, in the middle of the crater lay a giant energon crystal with a large crack down the middle, blue ooze seeping out of it. Once the ooze stopped flowing, the slime took form.
"10,000 years gives you such a crick in the slime!" you say proudly, knowing one of your friends has said that before.
"Uhh, where exactly am I?" you look around, only to see a few crystal shards, scorch marks, and the giant crystal you came out of. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle—you realize you're quite hungry and need food. Curious, you decide to try eating some of the crystals scattered around.
You get onto one of the crystals and slowly envelop it into your body. Once it's inside, you're hit by a jolt of energy. "Wow, that was... GREAT!" Eagerly, you start devouring the other crystals scattered around, until there are nearly none left. Key word: nearly. You turn to the crystal you emerged from. "Hehehe, this will take a while."
After a couple of hours, you manage to absorb the crystal, doubling your size to about six feet tall and four feet wide, satisfying your hunger for a bit. "Although I'm happy I increased in size, this is not really that comfortable." With that, you decide to condense yourself back to your original size, making yourself a bit stiffer. "There we go, nice and snug."
Looking around, you notice that there's really not much around you at the moment. "This is a little lonely, and I'm gonna get hungry again soon." With that, you try to crawl out of the crater, only to slide back down. You are trapped.
You begin to panic. "No, no, no, no, not again! Please, I just got free!" You frantically move from place to place, desperately trying to find a way out. Then, you hear a strange noise. You quickly hide behind a nearby boulder, peeking out from where the noise came from, when you see a green portal.
Two strange figures emerge from the portal, and the only thing you can think is: "What are you?"