Thirteen.
13.
The number was called ominous for a reason. Now I didn't know about girls, but for boys, it was the start of the hellish days.
And not just that day or that year but the subsequent years that follow for six years in some states, four in some states, are incredibly hard.
The years of teens.
And the purgatory of teenage years starts with none other than the thirteenth year.
My purgatory, however, was much more severe than the rest of the boys.
Why?
Well, there I was, excitedly waiting for presents and the clock to tick midnight, just seconds away from me turning thirteen.
And while everyone was there, my teachers, my friends from school, my friends from the neighborhood, my family friends, my immediate and distant family as well…
And just as the clock strikes midnight.
Something appeared in front of me that made me jump up from my seat.
That was a mistake.
Again, why?
Because there I was, in front of everyone I knew and could possibly know from distant to close, popping a boner.
Yes!
A boner.
And it wasn't just any boner. It was massive.
But other than that…
Pain.
Massive pain assaulted my groin that made me yell and scream my lungs out.
While some were still awkward about my boner, some worriedly came close to me to check. One of them was my school doctor who was a very kind woman.
As she did, her face turned awkward as she didn't know how to explain to my mother who was also very worriedly sitting next to me.
I will remain thankful to her to this day that, instead of destroying any and all chances of my social life, she instructed my uncle to carry me to an empty room, and then kicked him out as well before she turned to my mother and awkwardly said…
"He needs to ejaculate."
Now she was just a school doctor so that wasn't an expert opinion but at least my secret was safe with only two people.
And while I screamed in pain while still not letting go of my crotch, my mother held my hands while my teacher mercilessly whipped out my dick.
She gasped as she saw the size of it.
Gasp!
Another gasp was heard and this one didn't come from the doctor but my mother who was still pinning me down.
The doctor then gripped my dick which despite the painful sensation in my groin sent electric shrills down my spine and just as she gave it one stroke, just one stroke, I began to unleash what would be the ejaculation of the century.
As if a fountain was spurting out the remaining water left in its pipes after it was turned off, my dick began to launch spurt after spurt of semen in the air, successfully landing on the doctor's face, her hand, her clothes, and my own body.
She had to let go but even then, I didn't stop cumming. I kept on cumming and cumming until there was enough to form a small puddle in the ground, that was how much I had cummed.
"Haa… Haa…"
I panted like I had run a marathon ten times in a row.
Now I never believed in god before but maybe there was one out there who saved me from the embarrassment of facing my school doctor who was covered in my spunk and my mother who was looking at her with her mouth so wide open a donut could pass through it by making me pass out at the scene.
But not before I read the words that were written on the thing that appeared in my view earlier.
[Hyperspermia system activated]
[The system assimilation is at 100%]
[Welcome, Tyler Haller]
~
"Unfortunately, your son has been afflicted with a condition called 'Hyperspermia'. While it is not dangerous to the person itself, prolonged exposure could cause testicular cancer, if he's lucky." The doctor delivered the bad news while my mother worriedly listened.
I, on the other hand, looked at the doctor in disbelief. Where did he get his training? Shouldn't he deliver such bad news without me in the room? Or does he think I can't understand?
"Is there any treatment for this?" My mother worriedly asked.
"Well, there isn't a treatment as it stays with him for life." The doctor replied which once again made me doubt his credibility but I remained silent.
"However, the condition itself could be relieved by, uh…" He stopped and awkwardly looked at me. I cocked my eyebrow thinking 'Oh, now you think I shouldn't be here, huh?'
"Masturbation." He finally said while covering it with a cough but he was bad at it and coughed after a full three seconds of saying the word.
I knew it. This guy was a quack.
And the nerve of that guy. He charged us 200 dollars for that bogus analysis.
I mean, I already knew all of that.
How?
Well, at first I thought this thing in front of me was an illusion, but it wasn't.
As I woke up the next day, everyone was gone and my school doctor explained that some of my testicular nerves had become entangled which caused me pain. Since she was a doctor and no one else wasn't, they worriedly left for me instead of feeling funny over me popping a boner on my thirteenth birthday.
As I woke up, my mother was worriedly standing in front of me. And although there were still many of my family members such as aunts and uncles in the house, my mother didn't let any of them in and just took me to the doctor.
While we were in the car, I recounted the events from last night among the horrible pain and remembered what else happened besides the pain.
I was always a curious kid and since I was rich as well, I had all the access to many forms of technology and porn was just one of my discoveries among many others.
I was well aware of porn and although I couldn't get hard before that day when I remembered what happened last night, I felt my dick standing at attention in my pants.
That was also when I turned my attention to the thing in front of my eyes.
At first, it made me feel like I was dreaming but I could read very well. There was nothing wrong with me.
Which also meant that everything was real.
What was in front of me was real.
[Hyperspermia system activated]
[The system assimilation is at 100%]
[Welcome, Tyler Haller]
[The adventures of Hyperspermia await you]
[If you're going to ejaculate anyway, why not earn something from it as well?]
[Making ejaculation fun for you]
[Presenting you with your very own 'Hyperspermia system']
Other than the horrible sales pitch, there was nothing. I was well familiar with games so I said 'Status.'
Of course, I didn't say it out loud because I wasn't an idiot.
[Name: Tyler Haller]
[Age: 13]
[Level: 0]
[EXP: 0\10]
[HP: 5\5]
[MP: 0\0]
[Stats]
[Skills]
[Quests]
[Inventory]
[Shop]
[Craft]
Level, HP, MP, the whole shebang was there.
I willed on the [Stats] tab and it was the basic window of stats as seen in the games.
[Strength: 3]
[Agility: 2]
[Stamina: 2]
[Intelligence: 0]
[Charm: 4]
[AP: 0]
I was easily familiar with the physical stats and the charm stats which obviously portrayed my sweetness.
The last stat, intelligence, must have had something to do with some sort of supernatural power of mine going with the logic of games.
Of course, I could be wrong and it was what it meant but I sure as hell wasn't an idiot so if it did represent intellect, it shouldn't be zero for sure.
AP must stand for additional points which I would probably gain after an increase in my level. My knowledge was still limited to games so I was still going through all of that.
I excitedly clicked on the [Skills] tab, but…
[Please reach level 5 to unlock Skills]
I was a little disappointed but I just decided to move on. After all, you don't get everything at the start of the game.
I left the [Quest] tab for the last because whatever this was, the answer, or at least a part of it was in that tab.
However, I quickly returned there again because the other three tabs were closed.
Why?
For the same reason as the [Skill] tab.
[Please reach level 10 to unlock Inventory]
[Please reach level 10 to unlock Shop]
[Please reach level 10 to unlock Craft]
I sighed and clicked on the last tab in my mind and it opened up.
[Daily]
[Side]
[Main]
I clicked on the daily and there was only one quest in there.
[Healthy routine]
[Status: Repeatable]
[Task: Ejaculate 5 times every day]
[Reward: +5 EXP]
[Punishment: Pain in testicles for 5 minutes]
I winced as I read the punishment section which made my Mom turn to me.
"Everything okay, sweetie?" She asked, a little awkward about the situation.
We hadn't talked since the start of the car ride to the hospital.
I smiled and said, "Just nervous."
"Oh, don't be." She melted when she saw my nervous smile and said, "Everything will be fine. We'll figure everything out."
I nodded and turned my attention back to the screen in my vision.
I still wasn't done and none of my questions were answered.