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Chapter 22 - Chapter 22: The Sands of Chaos

The cavern glowed with an eerie, unearthly light as Mallory clutched the Hourglass of Eternity. The fine, golden sand inside shifted slowly, almost hypnotically, as if the artifact were alive.

"Is this thing dangerous?" Mallory asked, holding it at arm's length like a toddler handed a fragile vase.

Zara crossed her arms. "If Captain Bloodbeard is to be believed, it could either save us or ruin us."

"Great," Mallory deadpanned. "A magical time bomb. My favorite."

Altair leaned against a jagged crystal, looking unconcerned. "You know, Mallory, with your luck, it'll probably end up doing something ridiculous, like slowing time whenever you're napping."

Her eyes lit up. "Oh, I'd love that."

Greg groaned. "This isn't a joke. We're dealing with an artifact of immeasurable power, and we don't even know how it works!"

"Relax," Mallory said, shaking the hourglass gently. "What's the worst that could happen?"

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The group didn't have to wait long to find out. As they left the cavern and returned to the ship, the sandstorm that had been brewing earlier now raged with terrifying force.

"Perfect," Mallory muttered as the sand battered the ship. "Because navigating a flying pirate ship across a zombie-infested desert wasn't hard enough already."

The spectral crew appeared, moving with eerie precision as they secured the sails and steadied the ship. Mallory, still lounging in her custom hammock on the quarterdeck, held the hourglass aloft.

"Do you think this thing can make the storm go away?" she asked, flipping it upside down.

The ship jolted violently. A sudden, deafening silence followed as the storm froze in place—every grain of sand suspended mid-air, creating a surreal, frozen tableau.

The crew stared, stunned, as Mallory twirled the hourglass in her hand. "Huh. Neat."

"Mallory!" Greg yelled, his voice tinged with panic. "Stop messing with time!"

"What?" she said innocently. "It's not like I—"

Before she could finish, the hourglass glowed brightly, and time suddenly snapped forward. The storm resumed with twice its original intensity, sending the ship spiraling off course.

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When the storm finally subsided, the ship was drifting aimlessly through an unfamiliar part of the desert. Ahead, a cluster of vibrant, floating platforms appeared, connected by ropes and adorned with colorful banners.

"What is that?" Alex asked, leaning over the railing.

Altair grinned. "Looks like a floating bazaar. A place for trade, gossip, and the occasional bar fight."

Mallory perked up. "Bar fights? Count me in. I've been dying for some entertainment."

"You're not starting a fight," Greg said sternly.

"Who said anything about starting one?" Mallory replied with a sly grin.

As they docked, the group stepped onto the bustling platforms. Merchants shouted their wares, offering everything from desert spices to enchanted trinkets. Performers juggled flaming torches, and the air buzzed with lively music.

"This is incredible," Alex said, her eyes wide.

Mallory immediately zeroed in on a food stall selling skewered meats and pastries. "I'm starving," she announced, heading straight for it.

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At the center of the bazaar, they encountered a merchant who exuded arrogance. Her name was Delilah, and she was dressed in elaborate silks, her fingers glittering with jeweled rings. She eyed Mallory's group with thinly veiled disdain.

"Well, well," Delilah said, her voice dripping with condescension. "What brings such... unremarkable travelers to my humble establishment?"

Mallory, mid-bite of a honey-glazed pastry, raised an eyebrow. "Your attitude isn't very humble."

Delilah's eyes narrowed. "And your manners are as shabby as your outfit."

Greg tensed. "We don't want any trouble. We're just passing through."

But Mallory, unfazed, smirked. "Oh, don't worry, Greg. I'm not offended. Some people are just naturally unpleasant."

The crowd nearby chuckled, which only made Delilah angrier.

"I'll have you know," Delilah said, her voice rising, "I'm the most respected merchant in this bazaar!"

"Respected for what?" Mallory asked. "Overcharging for snacks?"

The crowd burst into laughter. Altair whistled, clearly impressed with Mallory's audacity.

Delilah's face turned red. "You'll regret mocking me," she hissed, snapping her fingers. Two burly guards stepped forward, cracking their knuckles.

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Mallory didn't even flinch. She waved the hourglass in her hand and muttered, "Let's see what this thing can do."

Before the guards could reach her, the hourglass glowed, and time slowed to a crawl. Mallory casually stepped around the frozen guards, grabbed a handful of Delilah's overpriced jewelry, and stuffed it into her bag.

When time resumed, the guards lunged at empty air, and Delilah screamed in frustration.

"How did you—?!" Delilah sputtered, looking at her now-empty display case.

Mallory grinned, holding up a gaudy bracelet. "Thanks for the souvenir."

The crowd roared with laughter, and Delilah stormed off in a huff.

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As the group continued exploring the bazaar, they were approached by a cloaked figure. His face was hidden, but his voice was smooth and confident.

"You're the ones with the hourglass," he said, his gaze fixed on Mallory.

"And you are...?" Greg asked, stepping protectively in front of her.

"Just a traveler," the man replied. "But I know the power you hold. And I know the dangers it will bring."

Mallory sighed. "Why does everyone have to be so cryptic? Just tell us what you want."

The man chuckled. "Fair enough. I want to help you—if you're willing to trust me."

Altair leaned closer to Mallory. "He seems shady. I like him."

Mallory rolled her eyes. "Fine. But if this is a trap, I'm using the hourglass to make you stub your toe for eternity."

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The stranger led them to a secluded platform, where he explained the hourglass's true nature.

"It's not just a tool for altering time," he said. "It's a beacon. The more you use it, the more attention it attracts—from things you don't want to meet."

As if on cue, a distant roar echoed across the desert. Dark shapes appeared on the horizon, shambling toward the bazaar.

"Zombies," Greg said grimly.

"No," the stranger corrected. "Something worse."

The shapes grew closer, revealing horrifying amalgamations of bone and shadow. The bazaar erupted into chaos as merchants and performers fled.

Mallory groaned. "Why can't we have one peaceful day?"

The group prepared for battle. Alex and Greg formed a defensive line, Altair darted through the shadows, picking off enemies with precision, and Zara used her magic to create protective barriers.

Mallory, of course, stayed on the sidelines, fiddling with the hourglass.

"Any time now, Mallory!" Greg shouted as a creature lunged at him.

She sighed and flipped the hourglass. Time slowed, allowing her companions to dispatch the creatures with ease.

"See? I helped," she said, leaning against a post.

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When the battle ended, the bazaar was in ruins, but the group was unscathed. The stranger approached Mallory, his expression grave.

"You're reckless with that artifact," he said.

"Thanks for the feedback," she replied.

"I'm serious," he said. "If you keep using it carelessly, you'll bring about something far worse than zombies."

Mallory shrugged. "That sounds like a future-Mallory problem."

The stranger sighed and handed her a small, engraved token. "If you need me, use this. I hope you don't."

As he disappeared into the shadows, Altair grinned. "Well, that was dramatic. What's next, Captain?"

Mallory stretched and yawned. "I say we find a nice, quiet spot to nap."

The group groaned, but they couldn't deny they'd earned a break—if only for a moment.

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To be continued..