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Chapter 23 - Chapter 23: Compass

The ship drifted lazily across the sands, its sails flapping in the dry wind. Mallory had, once again, claimed the captain's chair on the deck. This time, it was fitted with cushions from the palace bazaar, and a parasol was attached for maximum shade. She lounged with a cold drink in hand, completely unbothered by the ominous desert stretching endlessly around them.

"Shouldn't you be doing something captain-like?" Greg asked, his voice laced with frustration.

"I am," Mallory replied, lifting her glass. "Supervising. It's called delegation, Greg."

"She's got a point," Altair chimed in, leaning against the mast. "She did steer us out of that bazaar mess. In her own... unique way."

"That wasn't steering," Greg snapped. "She flipped the hourglass and let chaos do the work!"

"Chaos worked, didn't it?" Mallory said, smirking.

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Their aimless voyage was interrupted by a sudden flash of light on the horizon. Alex, who had been keeping watch from the crow's nest, shouted down.

"There's something shiny up ahead!"

Mallory groaned. "Is it shiny enough to stop the ship for?"

"It's glowing," Alex replied.

Mallory perked up. "Now that's interesting."

As they approached the source, it became clear that the light came from a massive structure half-buried in the sands. It looked like an ancient temple, its golden spires gleaming under the sun. At its center was a circular door inscribed with glowing symbols.

"This feels ominous," Greg muttered as they anchored the ship nearby.

"Which means it's probably important," Mallory said, hopping off the ship with her hourglass tucked under her arm.

"Mallory, wait!" Greg called after her, but she was already heading toward the temple.

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The inside of the temple was breathtaking. Its walls were covered in intricate carvings that seemed to shift and change when looked at directly. The floor glowed faintly, and the air hummed with energy.

"This place is alive," Zara said, her voice filled with wonder.

Altair knelt to examine the carvings. "These symbols... they're maps. Routes leading to hidden treasures, safe havens... and dangers."

Mallory, who had already wandered to the center of the room, pointed at a pedestal holding a glowing compass. Its needle spun wildly, refusing to settle on one direction.

"Well, that looks cursed," she said.

Zara frowned. "It's not cursed. It's attuned to something—a specific person or artifact."

Mallory picked it up without hesitation. The moment her hand touched it, the compass stopped spinning and pointed directly at her hourglass.

"Of course," she said with a sigh.

Greg crossed his arms. "And what does it mean?"

"It means," Zara said slowly, "the hourglass and the compass are connected. Together, they might reveal something... bigger."

"Like a secret stash of snacks?" Mallory asked hopefully.

"Or the end of the world," Greg said darkly.

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As soon as the compass aligned with the hourglass, the walls of the temple began to glow brighter. The carvings shifted again, this time forming a single, coherent map that covered the entire chamber.

"It's pointing us somewhere," Alex said, tracing the map with her finger.

Altair tapped a spot near the center. "That looks like a city."

Zara's eyes widened. "It's the Lost City of Solara. It was said to be the heart of an ancient civilization—a place of great power and knowledge."

"Great power usually means great danger," Greg muttered.

Mallory, meanwhile, had already started walking back to the ship. "Let's go, then. The sooner we get there, the sooner I can go back to napping."

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The journey toward the Lost City was anything but smooth. As they neared the city's location, they encountered another ship—this one much larger and more intimidating. Its black sails and jagged design gave it an almost predatory look.

"Uh, guys?" Alex called from the crow's nest. "We've got company."

The rival ship pulled alongside them, and a woman stepped onto the deck. She was tall, with fiery red hair and a smirk that could cut glass.

"Well, well," she said, her voice dripping with mockery. "If it isn't the so-called Pirate Queen."

"Who's she?" Mallory asked, genuinely confused.

"She's Captain Seraphine," Altair whispered. "Notorious, ruthless, and incredibly dangerous."

"Flatterer," Seraphine said, clearly having overheard. "I've heard about your little escapades, Mallory. You've been playing with things far beyond your understanding."

Mallory shrugged. "That's kind of my thing."

Seraphine's smile didn't waver. "Hand over the hourglass and compass, and I might let you live."

"Oh, you're one of those villains," Mallory said, rolling her eyes. "Sorry, but I don't negotiate with clichés."

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Seraphine's crew swarmed their ship, and chaos erupted. Swords clashed, spells crackled, and Mallory ducked behind a barrel, sipping from her thermos as the fight raged around her.

"Are you seriously hiding?" Greg yelled as he parried an attack.

"I'm not hiding," Mallory said, pulling out the hourglass. "I'm strategizing."

She flipped the hourglass, and time slowed to a crawl. Mallory casually strolled through the frozen battlefield, tying shoelaces together, switching swords for brooms, and pouring syrup on the deck for added slipperiness.

When time resumed, Seraphine's crew descended into utter chaos.

"What the—?!" one pirate shouted as he tripped over his own feet.

Another slipped on the syrup and crashed into Seraphine, who narrowly avoided falling overboard.

Altair burst out laughing. "Mallory, you're a genius."

Seraphine, now furious, launched a fireball directly at Mallory. She barely had time to dodge, the blast singing the edge of her robe.

"That's it," Mallory said, glaring at the rival captain. "You're going down."

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Using the compass as a guide, Mallory activated the hourglass again. This time, a portal opened above the ship, pulling in sand from the surrounding desert. The swirling vortex formed a massive sandstorm, obscuring the battlefield.

"Is this your plan?" Greg shouted, coughing on the sand.

"Trust me!" Mallory yelled back.

The storm's intensity forced Seraphine's crew to retreat. In the chaos, Mallory flipped the hourglass once more, and the storm condensed into a single, giant fist of sand that slammed into Seraphine's ship, sending it reeling.

Seraphine, now drenched in sand and utterly humiliated, glared at Mallory. "This isn't over!" she screamed as her ship retreated into the distance.

Mallory dusted off her hands. "And that's how you handle a drama queen."

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With Seraphine defeated (for now), the group resumed their journey. The compass led them through treacherous terrain, including quicksand pits, towering dunes, and an eerily quiet forest of petrified trees.

Despite the challenges, the mood on the ship was lighter.

"That was amazing," Alex said, still grinning from the battle.

"Admit it," Mallory said, lounging on her makeshift throne. "I'm growing on you."

"You're insufferable," Greg muttered, though there was a hint of a smile on his face.

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As the sun set, the Lost City of Solara finally came into view. Its golden spires rose from the sands, glinting in the fading light. The air around it shimmered with a strange, magical energy.

"We made it," Zara said softly.

Mallory stretched and yawned. "Great. Let's go find whatever doom awaits us this time."

The others groaned, but they couldn't deny their excitement—and trepidation—for what lay ahead.

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