Panel 1:
A quiet cityscape at dusk. Skyscrapers tower over streets filled with commuters. The sun sets, casting an orange glow over the skyline.
Narration Box: "In a world filled with heroes, some rise from the shadows. Some wear capes. Some have backstories."
Caption: But then, there's No Plot Man.
Panel 2:
A close-up of a man sitting on a park bench, wearing a hoodie and jeans. He's just a regular guy, unremarkable in every way. His eyes are hidden behind oversized sunglasses. A few pigeons gather around him, pecking at crumbs.
Narration Box: He doesn't need powers to make a difference. He doesn't need a cape to save the day.
Caption (small): "What's his story? Who knows…"
Panel 3:
Wide shot of the city as the sun sets. A dark shadow looms across the horizon. Something ominous approaches—two glowing eyes can be seen in the distance, and a deep rumble shakes the ground.
Narration Box: Tonight… something is coming.
SFX (in the distance): RUMMMMBLE
Panel 4:
Cut to a close-up of a coffee shop window. People inside are laughing and talking, oblivious to the danger. A man in a suit walks by, his reflection visible in the glass. He's holding a cup of coffee, staring ahead…
Caption: "No Plot Man is always nearby, even when you least expect it."
SFX (small): DING-DING (from the shop door opening)
Panel 5:
A large shadow crashes through the window, glass shattering everywhere. A monstrous robot, with glowing red eyes and metallic claws, roars as it stomps into the cafe.
Monster (robot voice): "DELETE ALL HUMANS."
SFX: CRASH!
Panel 6:
No Plot Man stands at the entrance of the café, holding a half-eaten sandwich in one hand. His face is calm, unfazed by the chaos.
No Plot Man (thought bubble): "Well, this is gonna be a hassle."
Narration Box: And with that, the city's most confusing hero made his move.
Panel 7:
No Plot Man calmly takes a bite of his sandwich, then drops it into a trash bin nearby, walking towards the robot as if he were casually strolling through the park.
No Plot Man (aloud): "Hey, buddy. I'm gonna need you to stop that."
Panel 8:
The robot raises its claw to strike, but No Plot Man swiftly dodges, doing an exaggerated somersault to the side. The movement is almost clumsy, but effective.
SFX: WHOOSH!
No Plot Man: "You're really gonna regret this."
Panel 9:
No Plot Man leaps at the robot, punching it square in the face. The punch lands with a small THUD, but it doesn't even faze the robot.
Robot (robot voice): "INFERIOR HUMAN."
SFX: THUD!
Panel 10:
Cut to a wide shot as No Plot Man, with a wild expression on his face, reaches into his pocket and pulls out a random object—a rubber chicken. He swings it wildly at the robot.
No Plot Man (yelling): "Take this, you metal freak!"
SFX: WHACK!
Panel 11:
The robot pauses, confused. The rubber chicken bounces off its metal armor, but a strange mechanical sound begins to emit from the robot's body. It starts to malfunction.
Robot (robot voice): "ERROR… ERROR… SYSTEM FAILURE…"
Panel 12:
The robot collapses to the ground with a dramatic BANG, short-circuiting and sparking wildly. No Plot Man stands triumphantly above it, holding the rubber chicken like a weapon.
No Plot Man (to himself): "Well… that was easier than I expected."
Panel 13:
People begin to slowly peek out from the wrecked café, unsure of what just happened. No Plot Man stands in the middle of the mess, scratching his head.
Person (shouting from the back): "Who… who is that guy?"
Person 2: "Who cares? He saved us!"
Panel 14:
No Plot Man walks away, his silhouette framed by the city lights. He doesn't look back as people cheer behind him.
Narration Box: No backstory. No powers. Just a guy with a weird method of saving the day.
Caption: This is the legend of No Plot Man. But will it ever make sense?
End of Chapter 1