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No Plot Man: The Novel

Meet Joe Average—except he’s not average at all. He’s the hero of a story with literally no plot. One day he’s fighting mutant squirrels for the last bag of chips; the next, he’s helping a talking cactus overthrow a penguin mafia.

Armed with bad luck, worse timing, and a complete lack of sense, Joe stumbles through chaotic adventures that only exist because someone hit the “randomize” button too hard. Will he save the world? Who knows? Will it make sense? Absolutely not.

No Plot Man: Because why have structure when you can have… whatever this is?

Table of NO PLOT MAN

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Volume 1