Uncle Bull was impatiently waiting for his online order for the last few days. He ordered a birthday gift for his wife Crazy Nany's cousin, a five-year-old girl called Tiny Rose. When the birthday came closer, he became more upset. He called the online store where he placed the order. They informed him that the ordered gift had been dispatched two days ago and gave him the courier tracking details of the shipment.
But he was not in a mood to hear their justification. He shouted down the manager.
"My friend, it is a birthday gift. I had mentioned it while ordering. You fuckers confirmed that it will be delivered either yesterday or today, right? Uh, so let me clear the subject, my cousin is going to celebrate her 5th birthday tomorrow. If I am not getting this tomorrow, you will be in big trouble!"
"I apologize for the delay Sir." The manager said very humbly. "We had sent it two days back as we promised, the delay happened with the courier service. Please contact them and provide them the tracking number to get it quickly."
Uncle Bull said some more beautiful words to the manager that he learned from his military career. His next bone to pick was with the courier agency. But the man in customer care was not easy prey like the online shop manager. He did not quake with fear in Uncle Bull's firing. He asked him to come to the courier office and get it otherwise the parcel would be delivered on the scheduled date which was the evening of the following day.
Uncle Bull did not have a choice other than to go and get the shipment. Because the next day morning he needs the gift to present at the birthday party. That evening he rushed to the courier office in his old Lincoln like a race car driver. He was an excellent driver in his 70s too.
When he arrived at the courier office, his parcel was lying on the counter along with two other boxes. Angrily he signed for it and took his little package and returned home.
The next day morning Uncle Bull went alone to the birthday celebration without Nany, she had a botanical seminar at the university.
Uncle Bull was welcomed there by birthday girl Tiny Rose and her family.
Having greeted Tiny Rose warmly, Uncle Bull presented his gift to Tiny Rose.
"My little Rose, happy birthday to you, and have some fun with this little gift." He said and presented the gift.
"What is this gift?" She asked.
"It is a surprise for you." Uncle Bull said.
Her Daddy, Kulpper asked about Nany.
When Uncle Bull heard Nany's name, he became angry.
For him, Nany is the angel of hell, because of her rude behavior towards him. Uncle Bull took a long breath and said. "She is a busy botanist. Today she is doing a seminar at university on her special topic about dick fruit.
"Dick fruit, what fruit is that?" Kulpper asked.
"Yeah. The fruit, like a dick, banana, cucumber, yeah?"
Kulpper laughed without any comment.
After the cake-cutting ceremony, Uncle Bull went to the study room of Tiny Rose to chat with her. But, when he entered the room he got upset seeing a scene!
Tiny Rose plays with a sex toy, a flexible dildo..!
"Oh my God! What the hell is this?" he said and immediately snatched it from the hands of Tiny Rose.
"How did she get this devil toy?" he asked himself and suspected her mother Flora who is the sister of his wife crazy Nany.
"Yeah, it must be of her toy. Of course, she would not be bad. After all, she is the sister of the great crazy Nany, nasty bitch." Uncle Bull said himself.
Tiny Rose asked him to return her funny toy. "Uncle, it is so cool. Please give it to me."
"Where did you get this?" Uncle Bull asked angrily.
"This is the gift that you presented me this morning. I like it very much! What is this? Is it monkey tail?"
"My gift? No, it shouldn't be my gift." He amazed.
"Yes, it is. You are the one who presented it. It is so funny, wonderful. Please give it back to me."
Uncle Bull recognized the opened gift box which was lying on the floor. That was his present. He got confused and worried.
"How did I get this devil toy in my hand? From where did it come? Did I collect the wrong package from the courier's office? Yes, that is what happened exactly. What a fool am I? I have collected the wrong shipment. The courier, who put it on the counter made this trouble. I will crack the nuts of this bloody ass."
He said himself and checked the box.
He could find the address of the recipient.
That was not his package. The consignee of the shipment was a Sister named Lara Parrott of Holy Virgin Convent.
He realized the mistake that happened by hastily picking up the wrong parcel from the courier office counter. He immediately put the toy back in the box and closed it.
But Tiny Rose was not ready for any compromise.
She asked to have it back and made a loud noise of struggle.
Uncle Bull tried to console her by offering another beautiful gift.
Tiny Rose jumped up and snatched the gift box from his hand.
Uncle Bull's blood pressure rose he became tempered.
He shouted. "You little devil, give me that"
She roared back. "You idiot, go away. I will kick your fat ass."
Uncle Bull tried to get the gift box back from her hand. But she made a big struggle to prevent him. She bit him on the arm and picked the dildo out of the box. He tried to get hold of her, but she escaped from his clutch and kicked him. Tiny Rose ran out with the dildo. Uncle Bull rushed after her but he could not run much, he got tired and stopped running.
When things got controlled, Uncle Bull was still gasping.
Tiny Rose's mother managed to get it from her hand and re-packed it well.
Not long after, Uncle Bull got a call from the courier, saying that the shipment he collected was not for him. The consignee of that shipment, Sister Lara Parrot, is waiting for it, please return the package immediately.
"Shut up you rascal, the apostle of Antichrist. I am the Godfather of Satan coming there to give you a Holy Mass." Uncle Bull shouted to the courier.
As Uncle Bull was about to leave with the gift box, Tiny Rose's grandmother, the mother of her father, Madam Sofia, approached him with a lovely smile and whispered in a sweet voice.
"Next week I am going to celebrate my 60th birthday. You are invited. Come early to my house with a good present, I mean exactly like this one. I like this type of pagan toy which gives the ultimate pleasure and peace of salvation. But, not a flexible fun like this, bring me a hard fun like a mast." She smiled.
"Oh my God…!" he called God and said to her in a low voice. "Yeah, I will bring you a hard pole made with cast iron."
She laughed, and without minding it, Uncle Bull got in the car quickly and rushed out seeking the light of peace.
"All women are the embodiment of Eve who makes men sinners." Uncle Bull whispered