That mysterious Black Castle, the home of the Fire King, was silent in the horrible darkness. Vigilantly Uncle Bull looked around and moved ahead along the dark corridor of the Black Castle with a torch. As he was on a deadly mission, he knew, he might find some horrible things in that mysterious place. So, while moving forward he was extremely vigilant.
"This is a witchcraft academy." He said to himself. "Yeah, a place of magical wonder where a ghost may appear with a thunderbolt or a deadly dragon spitting fire may jump over me. Sometimes I may find a talking bird or a flying head giving warnings and predictions. But, at any cost, by surviving all of these threats and obstacles, I have to fulfill my mission. I am a soldier. Whatever happens, the mission should be executed to save my country. I should be infiltrated into the Chamber of Secrets and recover the nuclear warhead which had been secretly kept by the KGB spies."
His spirit of patriotism energized him and gave him more confidence to take on the challenge.
As he was advancing along the dark corridor, on the way, he could find the stairs leading to the underground.
"Yeah, I have reached my destination, the Chamber of a bloody Russian conspiracy." He whispered and moved down vigilantly. The light from the bottom cellar had scattered over the stairs.
Observing the dark surroundings, slowly he stepped down. The circle-shaped stairs led him to the cellar hall. In the middle of the hall, he could see a blazing fire in a big vessel like a goblet. There were no other lights seen in the cellar hall other than the light from the blazing fire.
When Uncle Bull saw that funny scene, the blazing fire in a goblet, he smiled and asked himself.
"What a pretty fire is this..! Is this the blazing fire of a Greek temple or a lusty Roman court? Then, where are the busty chicks plying in the wine fountain? I am sure; it is the new damn tactics of the KGB. But I am not a drunkard to get intoxicated and dance around this bloody fire."
He laughed and looked around. His voice echoed in the hall. That time, at the other end of the hall, he could find a huge metallic door that had partially opened.
"Yes, this is the Chamber of Secrets where the Russian conspiracy is sleeping." He said and walked towards the door.
His eyes glazed, voice shivered. The patriot inside him woke with courage.
He pushed that huge metallic door. Slightly it opened with a horrible dragon noise. He tried to push it again, but it didn't move. He tried again with his utmost energy, but nothing happened. He realized that he needed some more extra power to push this heavy metallic door.
He became a furious Hercules to challenge the Russian conspiracy.
Angrily he pushed the door again with his two hands and shouted.
"At any cost, I want to enter into the Chamber of Secrets to eliminate the bloody Russian plot. You the damn door, open, open it, open the filthy Chamber of Secret."
His entire energy came to his hands and forcefully he tried to spread the door panels to each side.
While he was trying to do this task, he heard the roaring sound of his wife Nany.
"Oh my God, What is this devil doing? Breaking my hips?" She screamed and shouted.
The sleeping Uncle Bull woke up suddenly hearing a screaming.
He opened his eyes and realized that he was in a dream.
He found the angry eyes of Nany. Her expression, like a vampire trying to suck the blood, feared him more than the horrible Black Castle that he had infiltrated in his dream.
"Damn, idiot. What are you trying to do?" Nany's angry words exploded.
Uncle Bull fully woke up from the dream.
He opened his eyes more widely and found a funny scene.
He was sitting between Nanny's legs trying to forcefully spread it to both sides with his hands. He was trying to open the huge metallic door of the secret chamber that he had found in the dream.
"Oh, sorry honey. I was in a dream." He whispered with a tune of apology along with a smile.
"You the damn idiot, the companion of the devil, was trying to break my hip? Is your chamber of the secret in my hip?"
"Honey. Sorry for the trouble. I was in a strange dream."
"What sort of dream is that? The dream to break my hip?"
"That was a quite funny dream. But please forgive me for the trouble that happened in the dream. As I was in a deep sleep, I didn't know anything. In the dream, I entered a mysterious dark castle and infiltrated into the Chamber of Secrets to eliminate a Russian plot." Uncle Bull said in his sleepy voice and smiled.
"Oh, really, you could do that? Then did you find any Russian threat on my hip? I mean any missile in my dark chamber?"
"Honey, leave it. It was a dream, a funny dream. Come on; let us sleep under the blanket of romance." Uncle Bull smiled.
"You the reckless idiot, giving me trouble always." She continued her barking. "I told you don't go to the Harry Potter movie. This is a fantasy movie for kids, not for the Idiots like you. Today you are trying to break my hip to open the door of the Chamber of Secrets, tomorrow what are you going to do? Maybe you will bring the goblet of fire to burn my ass? Or you will search the philosopher's stone in my trench. Aha? Hereafter, you are not permitted to watch any kid's movies. OK?"
"Ok. Then I will watch adult-only movies for your sake." He said.
"Shut up. Holy Christ, I can't bear this devil."
While Uncle Bull was trying to sleep, Nany was massaging her thighs and hip with some spicy words.
Uncle Bull silently heard all of her hot gospel like an innocent kid.
That night he wished to be a soldier again, a young and energetic soldier who marched toward the enemy line. But, the time, the great player, is moving quickly forward to its mysterious fun by perishing everything and making everybody fool.
While sleeping he asked himself.
"Is there any way to enter into that invisible magical Platform Nine and Three-Quarters to get Hogwarts Express? I want to join Hogwarts to learn the art of witchcraft to convert this bitch into a little dog that cannot bark. Oh God, show me the gate of the Nine and Three-Quarters platform. Hogwarts Express is waiting for me there."
Within a few seconds, his snarl changed into snoring.