A few hours had passed since I posted my first video. I could watch the video's growth in real time, and the view count had already surpassed 10,000. That's quite a high number of views.
But I still can't understand where all these views are coming from. One of the donors mentioned something about Yggdrasil, and others talked about places I'd never heard of before.
All the viewers seemed to come from different worlds.
Some also seemed to be on Earth, or a similar planet since elves were just fictional to them.
"But who cares? The important thing is I'm earning a lot of points." I got up from the toilet and used the toilet paper I bought to clean myself. After that, I went outside and used water to finish cleaning up.
My bathroom is already starting to stink.
"Let's take a look."
Name: Mark Bowman
Class: Porn Actor
Race: Dragon/Human
Strength: 100
Agility: 250
Endurance: 650
Magic: 870
[ Points: 873 ]
"I'm almost at 1000 points! I think it's time to start building my city. First, I'll look for the perfect spot. Let's do this." I transformed into an eagle again and flew up towards the blue sky.
I had a perfect view of everything.
After searching for a suitable place to start building my city for quite a while, I couldn't find any lakes or rivers. So, like Rimuru, I decided to build my city in the middle of the forest.
I flew to the center of the forest and perched on a tree.
I began hearing some strange sounds below me.
It was goblins, a group of them.
'The goblin village Rimuru found when he left the cave must be here.'
The small group of green monsters carried poorly made weapons and didn't notice my presence. I continued to observe them for a while. With my sharp vision in this form, I could see every detail.
The wounds on their small bodies. How damaged their weapons were. Their expressions of worry and agony.
'They must be struggling because Veldora disappeared, just like in the anime. I need to help them like Rimuru did; this way, I'll get free workers.'
After a while, I finally saw the village. It was an open area with a few "houses." There were quite a lot of goblins. I kept circling above the village, observing their movements.
If I approach them in my human form, it can cause problems.
I flew to a nearby area and then took the form of a goblin. I hope they don't notice my disguise. But since my skill is pretty good, I think I'm fine.
I looked at my small green hands and strange skin and felt rather uncomfortable. They are uglier than they seem in the anime.
Then, I walked into the village.
No one paid much attention to me. That's good.
I need to find out their situation.
So, I headed to the largest tent, where most of the goblins were gathered. Inside, there was an old, frail goblin and many younger goblins holding old weapons.
They were preparing for a battle.
"Chief, I don't think we'll be able to hold on," one of the goblins said.
"I'm sure we'll make it through alive. You all need to be very careful. Unfortunately, this old body can't help you anymore." The old goblin smiled bitterly.
"Don't say that, Chief. Even though you can't help us on the front lines, your advice has been invaluable. I wouldn't have survived this long without you."
"You're praising me too much. Hohoho." The old goblin chuckled. "What's the current situation? You only managed to kill one of them, right?"
"Excuse me." A slightly larger goblin stepped forward. "There are over ten of them in total. We only managed to kill one, but two of them were injured. However, we lost some friends in the process."
"I see. So there are still a lot of them left."
"Chief, if we could lure one or two at a time, we might be able to take them all down."
"I was thinking the same thing, but it's not that easy. Those damned wolves like to attack together; they won't split up."
"Yes, that's true. So how should we handle this?"
"We need to set traps. They'll probably attack at night. We'll build a barricade around the village and set traps." The chief gave the order.
The other goblins didn't seem very confident, but they chose to trust their chief.
I watched this scene and sighed.
'I should interfere in this.'
I started walking, pushing the goblins out of my way.
"Excuse me, I have a proposal," I said to the chief, looking directly into his eyes. The old goblin seemed a bit nervous, and his eyes widened. He looked between me and the group of goblins behind me.
He remained silent, so I continued.
"If I help all of you, you'll need to work for me. Got it?" I told them.
"What is this guy saying?"
"Is he crazy?"
"Who does he think he is, saying that in front of the chief?"
"Should we stop him?"
Many of the goblins started to get restless, but the chief raised his hand to quiet them.
"What do you mean by that? Also, who are you?"
"You have good perception." I changed my appearance in front of the chief, revealing my human form.
"Human!"
"Watch out, it's a human! He's here to kill us all!"
"Prepare for battle!"
"I'm not here to fight, youd dumb goblins. I already said, didn't I? I'll help, but you all need to work for me."
"Who are you?" the chief asked.
"I'm just a porn actor looking to build a city in this place."
"Porn actor?"
"Don't ask questions, just accept my offer. I won't hurt you if you don't accept, but I won't help you either. Trust me, you'll make the right choice if you accept my help." I smiled at the chief.
The old goblin stared at me, doubtful. He closed his eyes and lowered his head.
"Are you sure you can help us?"
"Chief, are you really going to accept help from a human?"
"Alright, I accept."
"Chief!"
"Just be quiet. I trust him. Even though he's human, I trust him."
"You made a great choice."
I opened the system and bought three pistols and plenty of ammo.
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This story will also have a bit of comedy and some "absurdities".
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Next chapters: Chapter 11 - Firearms. / Chapter 12 - Ranga. / Chapter 13 - Construction of the city begins. / Chapter 14 - Residential district. / Chapter 15 - Buying skills.