It was an average Thursday in the life of Michelle, except it wasn't average.
Michelle and his ""friends"" we're at the park outside the Mark T Eacher school for mentally challenged youngsters.
"Gay people should be executed!" Penis said. How quirky!
"Ryawre" Dyanosaure said.
"This park looks straight out of my Minecraft modpack!" Foivos said.
"What an awesome day to be awesome." Michelle said.
Suddenly God himself appeared out of thin air.
"Hey there, I'm God!" God said.
Glazer Girl took a sip out of a bottle she was holding.
"Michelle armpit sweat, yum!" She said.
"Shut up, god blast!" God said and eradicated glazer girl.
"Oh no! Our token lesser being!" Penis said. How silly!
"Grrr!" George said, and used personality punch on God. He missed because the personality was reduced to atoms on it's way to God.
God then said "you aren't skibidi enough" and George went flying.
"Minecraft 49103691910281 mods kick!" Foivos said and kicked God. The power of the kick made NASA's computers implode but before the attack connected God said "vanilla.", making Foivos' brain go 🤯.
"God, I forgive you because you believe we should burn gay people like I do. Isn't the bible awesome?" Penis said.
God then kicked his balls so hard they became ovaries, because God is based.
Mark T Eacher also used an attack. God deflected it in a very creative manner.
"Stop!!!" Michelle said. "I attack you with the power of plot!" Michelle said.
Then every dyanosaure ever appeared and said "power of friendship!!" And then God got bored during the overly animated windup sequence and left.
"Hooray we win!" Michelle said started doing the default dance over his friends dead bodies.
Suddenly Fatman appeared and God said. "Shut up, God blast!" And decimated him too.