It was an average day in 'MURICA 💥🦅🇺🇸💥🦅🦅💥🇺🇸💥🦅 and Michelle was running while carrying an office.
Humour.
Michelle and co were actually at the presidential debate.
"We will kill every non-white, straight male person!" Donald Trumpet said.
"Bravo, bravo!!" Penis said. He was a long time subscriber of Trumpet's OnlyFans.
"In order to do what we need to do, we must focus together on the things that must be done." Hamala Karris said.
"I will turn you all onto dyanosaures!!" Michelle said.
"You can do anything to me, zaddy!!" Glazer girl said.
Dave the Dyanosaure, Michelle's VP, the gave ab inspirational speech, but nobody could understand him because he speaks in ryawres.
"I have a question!! What will you change about my 2839280620190 Minecraft mods??" Foivos said.
"In order to do what we need to do, we must focus together on the things that must be done." Hamala Karris said.
"We will keep every mod made by a straight white male." Trumpet said.
"I can only count to 7!" Michelle said.
"Will you do anything about Alcohol??" Al Coholic asked.
"We will take it all and equally share it between the members of the Congress to make sure we'll make the shitiest decisions possible." Trumpet said.
"In order to do what we need to do, we must focus together on the things that must be done." Hamala Karris said.
"You can have it." Michelle said.
"Hooray!!" Al said and started viciously and drunkenly mauling Fatman who screamed "what the skibidi?!?"
George then said something full of personality.
Suddenly God arrived.
"What in the name of me is this debuchery you call elections??" God angrily said.
"I'm going to put an end to this chicanery, and all your lives, if you don't give me one good reason not to." God said.
"In order to do what we need to do, we must focus together on the things that must be done." Hamala Karris said.
"Kill gay people." Trumpet said. Penis had an orgasm and fainted.
Dyanosaure gave an epic speech again but we couldn't translate it because he speaks in ryawres.
"Fair point. I am now the president." God said. "As for the two of you..."
God then stabbed Donald Trumpet and blew up Hamala Karris who turned out to be a mall robot.
"I'd kill you guys too, but then the show would end. Instead, as my first act as the president of MURICA, I'll kill Fatman."
God then used his final smash on Fatman and turned him to atoms.