It was an average Tuesday in the life of Michelle and everyone was at the school.
"You're out of the cast." Michelle said.
"Fuck you mean I'm "out of the cast"?" Mark T Eacher asked.
"You simply lack in the personality department yo." George said. "I for one have infinite personality"
"Yeah Mark even women have better personality" Penis said quirkily
"I have 372936917201820 Minecraft mods and every single one has more personality than you." Foivos said.
"Ryawre" dyanosaure added.
"I hope Michelle likes it 'personality'!" Glazer Girl said.
"Skibidi Ohio rizzma!" Fatman said an everyone punched his balls.
"Oh, okay..." Mark said and left
After that Mark went on a long, excruciating and tiring 5-minute long journey to the nearest church where he found God.
"Hey God, I don't have personality. Please help me!"
"I'll be available in 20-25 business days." God said and bashed Mark's head in with a bottle of wine. In that moment, Mark T Eacher discovered the wonders of alcohol and ran straight at the nearest bar where he beat up Bart E'Nder the bartender and drank all of the alcohol in the bar.
Suddenly Mark T Eacher was no longer Mark T Eacher, as he transformed to Al Coholic.
Al Coholic then came back to the school to face the cast.
"I'm back." He said.
"Mark T Eacher??" Michelle asked.
"No, I'm Al. Al Coholic. And now I have the personality of a middle aged white dude who drinks and beats his wife!" Al said.
"I say we take him back, I hate women so having a woman beater in the group will be great." Penis said sillyly.
Al then chugged an entire bottle of vodka and started mindlessly beating up Fatman and spewing random nonsense
"I've never seen something like this since I got the 29102710101028th mod!!" Foivos said.
Al then threw up all over glazer girl.
"Michelle's vomit tastes so much better." She commented.
"Ryawre." Dyanosaure said as it shook Al's hand.
"Welcome to the team Al!!" Michelle said.
"Damn, I'm so glad we all have a personality again!" George said.
Then everyone lived happily ever after. The end.