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**Chapter 2: System Functions and Unwanted Backstory**
Kirito's excitement hit an all-time high as he whispered, "Status!" He braced himself for that beautiful blue screen to pop up. He waited. And waited. And waited some more.
Nothing.
Panic settled in. *No blue screen?! Where's my golden finger?* His mind raced as if it was late to an important meeting. He tried again, a little louder this time. "Status... Window... OPEN!" And like magic—finally!—the translucent blue window appeared before him. Kirito let out the most relieved sigh of his life.
"Whew, okay, at least I'm not completely screwed."
But that relief was short-lived as he glanced over his status window. What greeted him made his eyebrow twitch uncontrollably.
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**Name:** Kirito
**Surname:** Uchiha?/Uzumaki?/Senju?/Hyuga? (Please select one or add new)
**Age:** 4 years, 9 months
**Level:** 1
**Title:** N/A
**HP:** 100
**Chakra:** 9500 (locked) (Genin)
**Bloodlines:** 25% Uchiha, 25% Senju, 25% Uzumaki, 25% Hyuga
**Stats:**
- Strength: 2
- Stamina: 3
- Agility: 3
- Intelligence: 28
- Wisdom: 19
**Status Points:** 0
**Comment:**
*A child with many bloodlines, but due to the dilution, the purity is low. There's a possibility he will never fully awaken any of his bloodlines. Additionally, some of his bloodlines are incompatible, leaving his body weaker than a civilian.*
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Kirito blinked. Once. Twice. Then he blinked a third time just to be sure.
First off: his **name**. "Wait… Uchiha *slash* Uzumaki *slash* Senju *slash* Hyuga?" He scratched his head. "So, what am I supposed to do? Rotate my last name every week? Like, 'Hey guys, I'm Kirito Uchiha today! Tomorrow I'll be Kirito Hyuga. You never know what you're gonna get!'" He snorted, already mentally deciding he'd mix it up for laughs.
But then his gaze landed on the **chakra** stat. "What the... *9500 chakra*?! I've got Senju AND Uzumaki bloodlines, two families known for having more chakra than a tailed beast on steroids, and you're telling me it's just genin level Naruto had chakra of at least 1000 genin at my age ? This is a scam! I've been scammed!"
The comment section caught his attention next, and it only got worse from there. He read it aloud, disbelief dripping from his voice.
"*Weaker than a civilian*? Are you kidding me? I have the blood of four of the strongest clans in the entire shinobi world, and you're telling me I'm basically a noodle-armed kid who'll get winded walking up the stairs? This is some kind of joke, right?" He looked around as if someone would jump out from the corner with a camera and shout, "Gotcha!"
But no one did.
"And what's this nonsense about my bloodlines being *incompatible*? *Incompatible?!* They all come from Kaguya, the same woman! She's like the original ninja grandma, and you're telling me her genetic leftovers don't get along? What, is there some kind of bloodline feud going on inside me? Uchiha genes staring down the Hyuga genes like 'we don't play well together'?"
And uzumaki and senju having a cup of tea while watching them fight instead of increasing my chakra level and making my body into a sage body ??
He threw his hands up in the air. "I swear, only I could manage to get the *cheat* system and end up worse off than a random civilian. This is the opposite of overpowered! I'm underpowered!"
With a groan, Kirito plopped back onto the bunk bed, staring at the ceiling(rear of the top bed). *This can't be happening. I finally get to live in the Naruto world, but my stats are straight-up insulting.* He glanced back at his Strength stat. "Strength 2? I'm as strong as a toddler who's eaten too many cookies. My agility is 3? That's barely faster than a sloth on a bad day."
He sighed deeply, letting the reality of the situation sink in. But then, with a mischievous grin, he said to himself, "Okay, so I'm basically a weakling with more bloodlines than sense. But hey, I'm still in Naruto, right? Even if my body's weaker than a wet tissue, I'll figure something out. I mean, I've got *some* chakra... somewhere."
Suddenly, a thought occurred to him. "Wait, does this mean I won't awaken the Sharingan? Or the Byakugan? Or *anything*?!" He bolted upright, panic flooding him again. "Oh no, this is worse than I thought. No cool dojutsu powers. No epic clan jutsu. I'm just... just..."
He paused, blinking. Then he let out a nervous laugh.
"Maybe I'll just be *that* guy. The one who's all talk and no bite. You know, I'll make it work. I'll be the ninja world's greatest scam artist. They'll be too busy trying to figure out which clan I belong to that they'll forget I can't do anything!"
As Kirito lay in bed, half-laughing at his own miserable stats, another question wormed its way into his mind: *Wait, where am I anyway?* He glanced around the room again. It had all the charm of a shoe box—plain walls, dull furniture, and absolutely no sense of luxury. *Is this... an orphanage?* His confusion deepened. *Why am I in an orphanage? I've got the blood of four powerful clans! Shouldn't I be in some Uchiha compound or a fancy Senju mansion with gold-plated tatami mats?*
And then, as if the universe was mocking him, another blue screen popped up in front of his eyes. This one had a single, infuriating word plastered at the top:
Backstory.
Kirito's lip twitched. "Great... the plot thickens."
With a sigh,
He braced himself and began to read.
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**Backstory:**
Your maternal grandparents were a Senju and a Hyuga (branch house). During the Warring States period, both clans were at war, and in a stroke of pure bad luck, they both fell down a cliff during battle. Injured and trapped in a cave together, they did the only logical thing... they had a one-night stand.
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Kirito choked. *"WHAT?! A one-night stand... in a cave?! So, what, did they just roll down the cliff and think, 'Well, we're stuck, might as well get it on'?!"* He buried his face in his hands, already regretting reading this.
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Your Senju grandmother, known for the clan's infamous fertility issues, somehow got pregnant from that single night. Your Hyuga grandfather? He bailed with the world best excuse, not wanting his daughter (your mother) to be cursed with the Caged Bird Seal.
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He stopped reading to let out a snort. *"Of course he ditched. Classic ninja move—sleeps with someone, then throws a smoke bomb and vanishes into the night. Nice job, Grandpa Hyuga."*
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Your mother grew up in the Senju clan, never knowing her father. Meanwhile, on your father's side, your grandparents were an Uzumaki and an Uchiha who ran away together like a couple of rebellious teenagers. After the founding of Konoha, your Uchiha grandfather returned to his clan, dragging your father with him.
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Kirito groaned. *"Wait... so my dad was the product of a runaway romance between an Uzumaki and an Uchiha? Seriously, my entire family tree is just a mess of forbidden relationships and dramatic cliff falls. What's next? Was my father raised by wolves?"*
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After the First Great Ninja War, your father and mother met on a mission in Which your father was a leader. They fought together for two years and spent their nights...uh.... getting to know each other a little too well. Your mother became pregnant, and to hide it, she withdrew from the frontlines, while your father covered for her absence
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Kirito's face scrunched up in pure cringe. *"So, I'm basically the result of some wartime and missions 'night activities' that went a little too far. I don't know whether to be impressed by their multitasking or disgusted by how cliché this is. What were they doing, holding hands while launching fireballs?" No wonder my bloodlines are all mixed up... I'm literally the product of a battlefield romance novel!"
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When you were born, Kirigakure ninjas attacked the location where your mother was hiding. Both of your parents were killed in the ambush, but you survived. A genin found you and brought you back to Konoha. Since no one knew your parents, you were raised in the orphanage.
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Kirito stared at the screen for a good minute, trying to process what he had just read. Then, as if the weight of it all crashed down on him at once, he shivered so hard it felt like his soul was trying to escape from his body.
*"What... the hell was that?! My whole existence is like a bad ninja soap opera!"*
He paced around the room, running a hand through his hair. "So, let me get this straight... my grandparents were star-crossed lovers who fell off cliffs and ran away from their clans, my parents had battlefield hookups, and now I'm the result of their... *fun activities*... AND I ended up in an orphanage because no one knew who they were?"
He threw his hands in the air. "Great! Just great! My family tree is a chaotic mess of romance and poor decision-making, and I'm the lucky guy who gets to inherit the legacy of 'oops, I fell down a cliff and got pregnant!'"
sleeping together in caves—what is this, a ninja dating show? Ninja Bachelors: Warring States Edition?!"
Kirito plopped back onto the bed, staring at the ceiling. "Honestly, why didn't they just hand me a bingo book entry titled 'Walking Bloodline Disaster'?"
He again imagined his bloodlines holding a dysfunctional family meeting inside his body. The Uchiha genes glaring at the Hyuga genes like, *"We're too cool for you."* Meanwhile, the Uzumaki and Senju genes were sitting in a corner sipping tea, completely ignoring the tension.
"*Incompatible bloodlines*, my butt. It's like I'm hosting a civil war in my veins. Uchiha and Hyuga probably have dueling clubs set up, while Senju and Uzumaki are arguing over whose chakra I should be using." Kirito chuckled, despite himself.
He paused for a moment, his mind racing. *"So... I'm stuck in an orphanage. No clan support. No special training. And apparently, I'm weaker than a civilian. This is what happens when you mix ninja clans like they're ingredients in a ramen bowl—nothing good!"*
He snorted, shaking his head. "Honestly, my backstory sounds like something someone wrote after binge-watching too many ninja dramas. Maybe I should just tell people my tragic tale and watch them cringe as hard as I just did."
With a resigned sigh, he flopped back on the bed again, arms spread wide. "Well, looks like I'm on my own, with no clan, no cool powers, and a backstory that would make even the lamest anime villain laugh."
He chuckled to himself one last time. "Alright, ninja world... bring it on. I've survived reading *this*, I can survive anything."
Just as kirito declared this another pop up apeared this one pop up is the most pleasing pop up yet
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Author note :
So hello fellas I am back this is the longest chapter ever write by me it contains more that 2500 words
how was this chapter I am not yet confident about writing this fanfic too make me confident comment and rate the book
Creation is and the one where i get nothing in return is even more harder it took me 2 hours to complete this chapter
And his blood line problem is temporary
Thanks for reading