"Another day to it" Kris, a seventeen year old who enjoy the pleasures of life, black hair and brown eyes and also half Japanese.
He was currently walking his way back home while playing a game on his phone. "Tsk, they really need to update the summoner and necromancer class"
As he was complaining, the idiot didn't realize he was walking on the road and thus he was punished by the Isekai god himself.
"Huh a headlight shining this brightly in the day?"
"GET ISEKAIED MOTHAFUCKA?!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
A truck then hit him, the collision was painful it was not instant he actually felt pain and then died from that said pain.
In a not too distant place, A small ball of pink light wavered for a second before it moved.
In a vast field, a boy with black hair and brown eyes awakened, before he could even find some time to adjust a small ball of pink directly crashes into his mind, his eyes turned white as he fainted.
Kris's mind swirled in a haze of confusion and pain, the sensation of the pink light flooding his consciousness felt both intrusive and oddly familiar. His vision flickered, and for a few moments, all was darkness.
When he finally stirred awake, he found himself lying in a grassy field under a bright blue sky. The air smelled fresh, almost too fresh, like the world had been reset. Groaning, Kris pushed himself up on his elbows, blinking against the harsh sunlight.
"What… what the hell just happened?" he muttered, rubbing his temples. His head throbbed as if something was clawing inside it, trying to break free.
"Woohoo~, you're finally awake master~" Kris sensed an absolute amount of danger, in front of him was a pink haired girl with two pink dragon like horns and wings, she also had a small tail.
"I am the Spirit of the Lolimancer Class. Eskira" Before he could speak, he suddenly had unknown …spells in his mind.
He ceased his eyebrows and asked. "What the hell is the 'Punishment Arts'?"
Eskira gulped. "Uhm well, when your Loli's are misbehaving, sometimes you have to punish them, it's a very painful experience please don't punish me master waaa~"
Kris sat there, utterly dumbfounded by what was unfolding before him. His brain was still trying to process the fact that he had been hit by a truck, seemingly died, and now… he was dealing with a class called "Lolimancer" and a pink-haired dragon girl calling him master?
"Wait, hold up. I'm dead, aren't I?" Kris rubbed his face, hoping that somehow, this was all some fever dream. But when he opened his eyes again, Eskira was still there, her pink tail swishing nervously behind her as she fidgeted in place.
"Yes, master! You were sent to this world by a higher power to be the greatest Lolimancer that ever existed!" she said cheerily, though her voice wavered a little at the end, probably because Kris was still glaring at her.
"Lolimancer… Punishment Arts? I don't even—what the hell is this setup?" he growled. He could feel a headache coming on, and it wasn't from just the collision with the truck. "This is like some cursed, messed up game mechanic!"
Eskira flinched and shrank a little, her wings drooping. "I-I'm sorry, master! It's just how the class works! The Lolimancer wields the power of cute, uh, lolis like me, and…and there's a system in place to…keep us in line when we're disobedient…"
Kris felt his stomach churn. He wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry, or just start walking until he found the nearest cliff to throw himself off. But then something else hit him a sudden, bizarre influx of knowledge. Spells, abilities, stats information pouring into his brain as if he had just opened the most cursed skill tree ever devised.
Punishment Arts: Bind, Whip, Confine… The list of abilities was almost comically disturbing, and yet Kris found himself instinctively aware of how to use them.
"Okay, this is seriously messed up," he muttered under his breath, trying to sift through the overwhelming flood of new skills in his mind.
He then used one of the basic spells on Eskira, Loli Assesment. "Let's see if this thing actually works," Kris muttered as he raised a hand, focusing on the newly gained spell. "Loli Assessment, huh?"
He pointed at Eskira, and the moment he did, a translucent interface popped up in front of him. It was like a stat screen from a game, except it detailed Eskira in a way that made Kris cringe even harder.
Eskira, Spirit of Lolimancer Class
-Rank:E-Rank
-Affection: 75%
-Obedience: 60%
-Potential Growth: SSS-Rank
-Special Abilities: Charm Aura, Dragon Flames (sealed), Transformation (sealed)
-Punishment Threshold: Medium
The last part made him pause. "Punishment Threshold? What the hell?"
Eskira shifted nervously under his gaze, biting her lip. "Th-that just means how much mischief I can get into before you have to… you know… discipline me." She blushed as she said it, her wings twitching awkwardly.
Kris groaned and closed the interface with a wave of his hand. "Okay, I've had enough of this. Is there an option to delete this class and start over? Like, seriously, who even made this?!"
Eskira's eyes widened in panic. "No! Please, master! I-I'll be good! You can't abandon your class! You're the chosen Lolimancer!"
Kris was tempted to kill himself again. "A class wanted by no one-
"But it is feared by everyone too, just give it a chance master" Ekira completed his words.
Kris stared at Eskira, utterly dumbfounded. He felt like he had been thrown into the most bizarre and cursed fantasy world possible, one where the class he was assigned to was both disturbing and… powerful?
"Feared by everyone?" Kris repeated, raising an eyebrow. "You're telling me people are afraid of this ridiculous class? Why?"
Eskira nodded rapidly, her eyes wide with sincerity. "Oh, yes! The Lolimancer class is notorious! No one wants to face it because… well, let's just say the power of 'cute' is not to be underestimated. Once you master your abilities, you can summon legions of powerful lolis, each with unique skills and devastating power. And if they misbehave… you have your, um, Punishment Arts to keep them in check."
Kris felt a shiver crawl down his spine. "Legions of lolis? This just keeps getting worse." He pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to calm the rising headache. "Okay, let's break this down. What exactly am I supposed to do with this class? I mean, aside from—" he gestured vaguely at the unsettling abilities in his mind, "—all the weird punishment stuff?"
"Well you can tame other Loli's if you beat them to…uhm yeah" She didn't complete her sentence, Kris glared at her and she suddenly felt something crawl down her spine, she gulped.
"…Submission or use the skill Lolify on a monster and turn them into a low level Loli and then they'll serve you!" Eskira finished with a nervous squeak, her wings curling in slightly. She clearly realized how ridiculous the explanation sounded, but there was no way around it.
Kris stared at her for a long moment, absolutely speechless. "So, let me get this straight. I can either go around 'taming' lolis, or I can… turn monsters into lolis?"
Eskira nodded, looking both embarrassed and scared. "Yes, master. Those are the main methods of building your army."
Kris sat back down on the grass, burying his face in his hands. "This is… this is the worst game ever."
He sat in silence for a few minutes, trying to wrap his mind around this absurd situation. If this was some kind of isekai setup, it had to be the most twisted version he'd ever heard of. There was no way he was walking around turning every living creature into a loli or disciplining them with some bizarre set of "Punishment Arts."
"I can't believe I'm even considering this," he muttered to himself.
Eskira shifted awkwardly, clearly not sure what to say. "Master, it's really not as bad as it sounds once you get used to it! There are so many strong lolis in this world, and you could—"
Kris cut her off. "Yeah, no. Not doing this. There has to be another way. What about, I don't know, quitting this class? Maybe I'll find a warrior guild or something?"
Eskira's face paled. "Oh no, master! You can't abandon your class! It's bound to your soul now. And besides, this world has been waiting for the return of the Lolimancer for centuries. You were chosen!"
Kris groaned again. "Why couldn't I have been chosen for something normal? Like a swordsman or a mage? Hell, even a healer would have been better."and then they'll serve you!" Eskira finished with a nervous squeak, her wings curling in slightly. She clearly realized how ridiculous the explanation sounded, but there was no way around it.
Kris stared at her for a long moment, absolutely speechless. "So, let me get this straight. I can either go around 'taming' lolis, or I can… turn monsters into lolis?"
Eskira nodded, looking both embarrassed and scared. "Yes, master. Those are the main methods of building your army."
Kris sat back down on the grass, burying his face in his hands. "This is… this is the worst game ever."
He sat in silence for a few minutes, trying to wrap his mind around this absurd situation. If this was some kind of isekai setup, it had to be the most twisted version he'd ever heard of. There was no way he was walking around turning every living creature into a loli or disciplining them with some bizarre set of "Punishment Arts."
"I can't believe I'm even considering this," he muttered to himself.
Eskira shifted awkwardly, clearly not sure what to say. "Master, it's really not as bad as it sounds once you get used to it! There are so many strong lolis in this world, and you could—"
Kris cut her off. "Yeah, no. Not doing this. There has to be another way. What about, I don't know, quitting this class? Maybe I'll find a warrior guild or something?"
Eskira's face paled. "Oh no, master! You can't abandon your class! It's bound to your soul now. And besides, this world has been waiting for the return of the Lolimancer for centuries. You were chosen!"
Kris groaned again. "Why couldn't I have been chosen for something normal? Like a swordsman or a mage? Hell, even a healer would have been better."
Ekira fidgeted around. "Come on master, pleaassse"
Kris sighed, pushing himself to his feet. "Fine, I'll play along for now. But if this turns into some nightmare situation, I'm done. There has to be a way out of this, somewhere."
Eskira perked up instantly, her pink wings fluttering with excitement. "Yay! You won't regret it, master! I'll guide you through everything, I promise!"
Kris raised a hand. "Yeah, yeah. Just… no more weird stuff for now, okay? Let's find out where we are and see what this world even is. I need to figure out the basics before dealing with… all this."
Eskira nodded energetically, clearly thrilled by his reluctant agreement. "Yes, master! We should head to the nearest town. It's not far from here, and you can start building your army there. Maybe even get some new lolis—uh, I mean companions!"
Kris pinched the bridge of his nose. "Right. Companions. Let's go before I change my mind."
As they began walking through the grassy plains, Kris couldn't help but wonder what kind of twisted world he had been thrown into. If this was his second chance at life, it was shaping up to be the most bizarre experience ever.
"Just one step at a time," he muttered to himself. "And no summoning lolis unless it's absolutely necessary."
Eskira giggled softly, floating by his side, her pink tail swaying behind her. Kris glanced at her, shaking his head. "What have I gotten myself into?"