Joe's Job Journey!

 That is the story Joe told his New classmates at the bad school when the teacher left the room. The other kids asked why you here? Joe was an honest kid so he told them the truth. After telling them his school boy crimes Joe asked what brings y'all here. 

 One kid said I don't like school so I took the math teacher's car to go get weed and got into a police chase and crashed it up. 

 Another boy said I put Bleach into a water pistol and spayed five older kids in their eyes! They were bullying me real Bad and I had enough of that shit! The funny thing though, was that they were in five different classes. 

 So I went class to class and found their eyes. Security did not catch up to me until I was on the last guy. I got him real good he was their leader and I broke the water pistol on his smart Assed mouth! the rest of them laughed. 

 Joe said what brought the rest of y'all here? Weed they all said in unison. Joe laughed his ass off! 

 Now let's get to this work that was not like a job or a career. Joe sat in his new school which was really weird. On each of the kids' desks there was an astray and you could tell they were in use by the amount of ashes still present and the smell. 

 The teacher was giving an English lecture while writing on the board and smoking a cigarette. His desk also had an ashtray on it. What a school Joe thought. This is where the bad kids go? Huh this place gonna make me even badder! 

 Now this school also had an unusual lunch procedure. The teacher would pass out the school issued lunches to the kids then he would leave for an hour. The kids could either stay in school or go home or in the world for an hour. That was a lot of responsibility for a Bad Assed Middle schooler! But it is what it was back then.

 Joe was only in the New bad school for 3 maybe 4 weeks. Close to Summer when a new kid came to the school. Let's just say he was much different than all the other Bad boys. His parents had a lot of money and so did he. He did not respect his Parents or his Prep school so he took a shit on the Headmasters encyclopedia collection. For fun and to piss OOOF he said! 

 It made all the boys laugh when he told us why he was there, but for Mr. Bleach water pistol and Mr. Car chase guy. All they saw was a disrespectful to his parents wanna be, Bad kid. A privileged Asshole who needed to be taught a lesson. They was really respectful to they parents, especially their Moms . It's just the school and the world that they lacked respect for.

 So they set a plan into motion to rob him in school! So they waited until lunch when the teacher and most of the other students and other staff went to lunch. They convinced new kid to stay by promising him a Weed lunch in the little library the school had. 

 Now Joe was a little naive to real Crime. So when the plan went into motion MR. Bleach, whispered in Joe's ear, we gonna rob this guy! 

 This ain't no FUCKING Weed lunch JOE, you keep watch! So now you get it right? The work that aint a job or career but still pays good. Joe thinks about it. He didn't like new kid either, he talked meanly about his Mummy, I mean his own birth Mummy! 

 Joe got real serious when he heard that whisper, but this was about to be the funniest SHIT he ever seen! 

Mr. Car chase walked over and smacked new kid's ham and cheese sandwich out his mouth as he was biting it! Sending it crashing into the wall! He said Hey guy why you do that? That was my FUCKING lunch! 

 Mr. Bleach said you know why Bitch run them pockets! new guy said Hells No to Mr. Bleach! That's when Mr. Car chase punched the hell out of him, so hard that it made his chin hit the table and flung his chocolate milk in the air. 

 Now Mr. Car chase's punch hit him so Hard it made him fall to the ground as well. They both slammed on the floor with chocolate milk showering both of them! 

Mr. Bleach picked up one of the library books and started beating new kid in the head, like he was trying to force a book full of words into his brains! The hardway. 

 Joe was watching the door doing his work well as always and watching this "3 Stooges" ASS whooping! Mr. Car Chase was on the floor wrestling with the new kid who was trying to fight back. Mr. Bleach was trying to hit new kid with the book in the Dome, but for some reason every time he swung for his head, the book only hit him in the butt! And every hit kept making his pants fall. 

 So imagine that scene, three teenage guys fighting covered in chocolate milk, one hitting the other in the BUTT creating a plumber BUTT situation. It was a Classic comedy moment. Joe said Alright, Alright let's get on with it when the plumber BUTT appeared while he laughed. 

 They took this kid's money! Something like $112 dollars only because he bought some extra lunch stuff chips and candy bars and SHIT for $3 dollars. They took that, snacks and All! Joe got his share. It was fair.

 But we must beware being a Robber comes with a certain Snare. It's Addictive! You make Madd,Madd money, and want more can't stop won't stop your eating like a Big Pig. Until the real PIIIGS end this one! 

 Robber Man's says, this is the worst SHIT. A BULLSHIT Gig that gets me locked! But it's not a job or career. It's putin in work, gettin a lick, It's catchin a NIGGAH whenever one slips! It's something to have Fear of So, PLEASE don't live like that, don't be like this! 

 new kid never told he had a little bity gangster stuff in him. He finished the school day out Watching the whole class eating his snacks. Even the Smoking teacher ate a few chips! new guy sat with a funny look on his face, and Big a Fat ASSED lips. He Never should have talked about his Mummy like that and SHIT! 

 He never came back to that school though. And who knows what happened to Mr. Bleach and Mr. Car chase? BIG up to my dudes! "FEAR THE chase & Just LOVE TO RACE"! YOU MUST remember always. JOBS ain't SHIT FAM!